One Shot (I don't own the rights to any of the characters.)
Characters embellished from the comics.
I use initials to indicate who is who. Batman-BM, Dick Grayson-DG, Jason Todd-JT, Tim Drake-TD & Damian Wayne- DW
All the boys have Bruce in their phone as BM because they think of him as Batman first rather than Bruce, but they each have each other in their phones as their civilian name or another nickname.
What I imagine the Batboys texting might go like.
8:08pm Group Text to THE FAMILY
BM: I need you.
JT: Uh, all of us?
BM: Yes.
DW: Obviously, Todd. Duh.
DG: What's going on?
BM: Meet up at the Bat signal in 5 minutes.
TD: ! I'm in class.
BM: 5 MINUTES
TD: What is this about…am I needed?
DW: What is wrong with you? Father wrote "I need you." And you ask, am I needed? …!
JT: Chill, short bus. Tim's got a final tonight.
DG: Maybe we don't need Red Robin?
JT: Why you gotta say it like that?
DG: Shut up, you know what I mean.
BM: Tim, stay and finish your final. The rest of you 3 minutes.
8:15pm Group text THE FAMILY
JT: Are you gonna get here soon? You said 5 mins…I don't think it's polite to call a meeting and be late.
DW: Drama queen.
(same time)
DG: HAH! You're one to talk!
JT: BAHAHAHAHHAHAH, me?
TD: Please remove me from this chat. The phone keeps vibrating during this test. Oh and also hahaha, Damian.
DW: I hate you all! ! ! ! ! !
DG: Bruce…we're here…
JT: Maybe he meant another bat signal?
DW: Why are you texting if you're next to each other? I can see you!
DW: Be there in a second.
JT: Why are YOU texting if you'll be here in a second?!
TD: OMG PLEASE REMOVE ME!
JT: Timbo, dude just turn your phone off. Better be smarter on that test than IRL.
DG: So that's how you use that!
TD: No, it isn't. *inserted FACEPALM emoji*
DW: YOU'RE LITERALLY NEXT TO EACH OTHER TEXTING!
(Same time)
JT: Shut up
DG: Shut up
8:24pm Group Text THE FAMILY
DG: Bruce… you okay?
JT: Yeah WTF? We have to rescue you or something?
DW: Father?
BM: Be there. Beating up cribinaks
JT: Cribinaks? Those sound adorable. I wouldn't hit those.
DW: Shut up, Todd. It was an obvious typo.
JT: Damian…
DW: What?
JT: YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME TEXTING, like OMG LOSER
BM: For Christ… I'm on my way stope bickering in the text message!
JT: 😂🙏😇😎😈🔫💣🗡
BM: …?
TD: Oh, I know! That's Jason code for "haha yea! Grayson, me and your demon spawn are ready to fight!"
JT: Hah, A+ as always Tim. But the test?
DW: Damnit Todd.
TD: Just finished & on my way.
BM: Thank you, Tim. We're all here now, see you soon.
JT: 👺😔
💣 ️ (Wow. They even have emojis about my death!)
8:47pm User Jason Todd has been removed from this conversation.
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