OMG! Guys guess how stupid I am?! I didn't know about google docs till now… *Bangs her head against a table* Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! *looks at the readers with blood running down her face and nose* Oh don't mind me and continue reading the story!
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Oh, Also This is like Garp's' version of "I'm A Girl Again," Pre-time skip, and slight OOC...
Sengoku and the three admirals POV
"Ahhh it's quiet… wait…" Sengoku stood up from his chair, "too quiet."
Sengoku was thinking he forgot something but can't seem to remember what it was.
He called for the three admirals to get to his office immediately in his snail responder "All three admirals get to my office right away!"
The three admirals all had one thing in their heads "Garp." So they got there as soon as possible to resolve what kind of problem he caused again.
However, when they arrived they arrived at Sengoku's office they can't seem to find where Garp was and their worry got worse.
Sengoku made the three worry get worse by saying "do you three know where Garp is?"
The three started to sweat, they knew what kind of trouble Garp can make all-...
"Yo! Sengoku!" all their heads snapped at the door, they knew only one person would say that without any politeness… But…
All their eyes literally pop out of their sockets "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU" the three screamed. In front of them was a woman with some huge assets...(OK imagine this Robin's breasts) in an oversized outfit for men, and you can see that she had a wide grin on her face.
The"mysterious" person tilted her head, slightly making the four blush (Yes I know what I did and you can't stop me :P)
"What do you mean?" she asked looking at the four but was interrupted by a growl.
She hunched over "hungryyyy…"
The four sweatdrop but was reminded that this person had the common decency/stupidity/courage to talk to the fleet admiral without being intimidated, especially with the admirals there.
Akojji started to cough getting everyone's attention "e-excuse we miss but who are you?"
The girl started to laugh "Why are you four acting like you don't even know me?!" Slowly she repeats what Akojji says in her head "excuse us… miss- miss- miss."
The girl suddenly screams "NOOOOOO!" the rest jumped away in shock. The girl faints.
Garps POV
Garp was slowly waking up in Sengoku's office. Garp remembered what had happened earlier.
Akojji: "e-excuse us, but miss but who are you?"
Garp: *laughing* "Why are you four acting like you don't even know me?!"
Garp: *Inside his head* "excuse us… miss- miss- miss."
Garp was about to faint again but someone had interrupted that "hmm seems that you are awake." It was their head doctor right next to him.
Garp just looked at him deciding he should talk to Sengoku first about this… again…
The doctor muttered, "I should tell Sengoku about this…" He was barely able to hear him mutter.
When Sengoku accompanied by the admirals came into the infirmary
All four of them had a suspicion in their eyes, but only Kizaru and Akojji was able to hide their suspicion… mostly.
Akainu was the first to talk "Who the hell are you?" his eyes were sharp.
Garp rubs her head "weellll... will you guys believe me if I said I was a guy?..."
Akainu eyes narrow even further "Well, the Grandline is filled with many things but changing gen... der you know what never mind."
Kizaru finally started to ask "soooooo, who were you befffooooorrrreee?"
She starts to rub her head again "weelll I was... Garp."
The four did the most unusual thing they jumped back "E-EHHH!"
Sengoku sighed "what did you do now?"
She started to laugh "HAHAHA well I learned not to anger witches from now on."
Akojii sighed as well "well at least it's not permanent... right?"
"Don't worry it's not permanent... I think."
All four sighed "of course."