Of wanted to finish this on- I mean two shot... hehe hehe
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
The five of them were heading towards Garp's office. While heading towards the office Sengoku had a question stuck in his head, but kept quiet.
When they reached Garp's office Sengoku's literally screamed the question stuck on his head.
"Garp why didn't you tell me you were turning into a girl today or TURNING into a GIRL at all!"
Garp rubbed her head "hehehe sorry, I forgot..."
The rest all thought of course.
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Akainu and Kizaru then left since there wasn't really anything bad going on, but Garp turning into a girl.
Only Sengoku and Akojji stayed since Garp had the closest relationship to the two of them.
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Garp then remembered getting Luffy's den-den mushi from Coby.
"Oh ya! Sengoku can I get a den-den Mushi! I got my grandsons number."
Akojji started to head towards the door, probably to get a snail. Akojji came back with a snail with a straw hat...
I started to call my grandson since I didn't have Dragon's.
"Puru Puru Puru Puru ... Puru Puru Puru Puru ... CLICK."
"I'm Luffy! I'm gonna become king of the pirates!... And who are you?..."
Garp suddenly screamed shocking the rest in the office since they've never seen Garp like this.
"Luffy! You still talking about being a pirate!" Garp screamed, but then realized about Akainu. She was glad he wasn't there with the rest or else he might've burned the poor snail to death.
"E-EH G-GRAMPPS HOW'D YOU GET MY NUMBER" The snail's eye bulged out of its sockets.
"HAHAHAHA never underestimate your grandfather's instinct or our family's LUCK!" Garp was holding her chest and was breathing hard.
Both men around her were rubbing their temples, mumbling "Stupid..."
After that both Monkey's started to argue... Luffy saying that he wants to be a pirate, no less the Pirate King, and ending the call between. And Garp saying he better turn into a marine and to NOT end the call.
It took Nami's punch on Luffy's side, while Sengoku punched Garp's head.
"ITTAI!" both men screamed.
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After that everyone started to get quiet and Robin's voice was heard.
"Garp-san why did you call us... is it because you want to put us in Impel Down, and burn us alive, then torture us, then leave us at Level six 'till our execution," Robin said in a casual tone.
One thought ran through everyone's head "Man was Robin Morbid..." but it seems to go right through Luffy's and Garp's head while they were picking their nose.
After some more awkward silence, Garp coughed to get everyone's attention.
"Well I called you that Luffy might turn into a girl," Garp said rubbing the back of her head.
"We noticed," every other crew member said casually.
Ok so this is the final part of Garp's version... didn;t want to leave it hanging and I have no homework this weekend.