A/N: First off, I'd just like to thank the well wishers (as few as they were), and announce the winner of the 'Next Story Poll'. It's six, the one where Naruto is taken by Ophis. The story won't be written for a while, 'cause I'm planning on finishing this one first.
Secondly, my update frequency might lower. Say, once or twice per month, 'cause aside from my health issues, I also apparently have a life. So yeah.
Also, I'd just like to tell you all now that I'm fucking shit at fighting scenes, so don't expect any good ones, or any at all.
Disclaimer: Mister Unorthodox doesn't own any elements that were, are, and will be mentioned in this story aside from his ideas.
Warning: This chapter is not as long as it seems. There's a long explanation ass at the bottom.
Chapter 7
"Some of you first years might be wondering as to why you're all instantly called here just after you all arrived from your week long vacation," Glynda said to the students in front of her. She spun on her heel, her back facing the students, and spoke once more, "Well, we are going to be here all day to evaluate your skills. Completely."
The way she emphasised the word 'completely' caused some students to murmur and whisper, some to look at here questionably, all of those from the first year. Of course, what do you get when you mix a loud class with a strict teacher? A lashing out, duh.
"Enough!" Glynda shouted, accompanied by the whip of her riding crop, before collecting herself, "As some of you have figured out, yes, you will be having an all-out spar. No holding back. No pulling your punches short. No stopping until someone wins. Or if I say so."
"Does that mean we do anything to win?" A student asked.
"Yes. You shall use every tool available to you. Exploit any advantages. Any skill you have yet to use, use it. As I've said before, this time, no holding back." She spun around, facing the students once more, "Well, who would like to go first?"
A hand rose from the crowd of students, promoting Glynda to look at the owner of the limb, and would've sighed at the expected situation. Nevertheless, she complied, "Very well. Team ruby, come do-"
"Actually, Professor Glynda, can I, um, take this on my own?" Ruby requested unsurely, drawing the eyes of her classmates, who are now noticing her change in clothing-she was just wearing pants, nothing weird about that!- and the weird faunus accompanying her team. Said faunus only grinned and waved at them.
Glynda would've protested if it weren't for the fact that Ruby was accompanied by the so-called 'god' who was mentioned to her by Ozpin, who also told her that they were wed. The god and Ruby that is. And despite the fact that her headmaster told her that the god was reasonable, nice even, she was still skeptical for she hadn't met him herself, "Very well. Who would want to challenge Miss Rose?"
Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, team CRDL walked from their place towards the arena, all wearing a scowl in their face. And an extra accessory, they were also wearing that.
"We'll take on the witch." Cardin snarled, hefting his mace from the ground and onto his hands, jade-colored butterfly wings fluttering behind him. His taunt was ignored however, as the red headed teen removed her cloak before she started fiddling with a device of some sort. And then, something happened.
Something, or rather, somethings came flying towards Ruby Rose, of which Glynda would've intercepted, it weren't for the somewhat calm yet excited look on Ruby's face. One hit her outstretched hand, revealing it to be a plating of some sorts, before clanking and changing, slowly becoming a black and red metal wrist-length gauntlet, with a cross design on the palm. The same happened to her other hand, with it having the same design. Both red on the top of the hands and fingertips, while black on the palms and fingers with a white streak running through the middle of the hands.
The next pair of platings came, this time attaching itselves onto Ruby's elbows. It extended to her wrists and upper arms. It was nearly completely red in color, with only the joints and a streak on each arm, black and white respectively, with the white streaks connecting to the ones in the gauntlets.
The next ones connected to her legs, before it slowly encompassed her lower limbs, having a resemblance in design with the arms'. A torso plating then came next, before it morphed to cover her neck, back, and abdomen. It bore the color red and white lines along it, with her personal emblem in the middle of her chest in black. Ruby then caught a piece before putting it on her head, revealing it to be a headgear with a visor.
There stood Ruby Rose, body covered in metal the color of red, with white lines running across some parts, and black colored joints. Only a part of her face and scalp were free of any attachment, her bodice covered in a sleek suit of armor. She then whistled, and her cloak suddenly attached itself to her neck.
'That's why she put it down neatly,' Glynda thought, ignoring the whispers all around her, 'Were those magnets?'
"C'mere, sweetie." Ruby suddenly called out in a loving voice, before everyone witnessed something stranger. A small pale girl flew from the crowd, though she wasn't a human nor a faunus. She was a gynoid. Upon landing her eyes on the girl, it glowed with pride and joy.
Skin paler than snow, blueish-silver eyes, crimson hair that falls down to her shoulders in the style of a flower, three whisker marks on each cheek, and a red and silver Gothic Lolita dress, the little girl looked to be a six year old. Though even then, she emanated an unearthly beauty, that chilling charm one would associate with a vampire.
'She looks so real,' Glynda narrowed her eyes in suspicion, 'That's an advanced form of technology. How did Miss Rose obtain it?'
"Yes, mom?" The little 'girl' asked.
Impossibly, Ruby's eyes glowed brighter, "You're going to help mommy play with those guys, sweetie." Ruby replied with a smile.
"Those butterfly men?" The girl asked, receiving a nod and a smile from Ruby.
And you might be wondering when that 'butterfly men' thing happened, right? Well...
"P-Please, don't pull on my ears." A timid female voice said
"Hah! Look at her, boys! Being all meek and such! I bet it's only an act to lure in boys towards her!" A brash voice resounded.
"I-I don't." The girl said demurely, which only caused her assailants to laugh at her and pull harder on her rabbit ears.
"I hate people like them." Naruto said from another table. He was currently invisible to everyone bar team RWBY, who were accompanying him, "They're scum, belittling people like that."
No one commented on his words, though what they were seeing invoked different reactions from each of the girls; Yang clenched her fists and looked down, Weiss closed her eyes with furrowed brows, Blake looked like she was struggling from letting a snarl form on her face, and lastly, Ruby looked calmly furious, before giving him a look that practically says, 'Do as you will'
Naruto's eyes caught this and widened slightly, before shining in sinful delight.
Let's just say that Naruto loved irony, and that Team CRDL now knows the burden of being a faunus, not that they cared. What they only cared for was- "Let's get this over with. Maybe if we beat her into the ground hard enough, we'll turn back from being this disgusting specie." -turning back into a human.
Many faunus supporters and faunus furrowed their brows in disdain, including Ruby, "C'mon, sweetie, let's show them why we don't like meanies."
The girl nodded enthusiastically, before transforming into something familiar, yet not so at the same time. Instead of a large scythe, she formed two smaller ones from her arms and attached herself to Ruby's own, while her transforming legs attached to Ruby's shoulders, forming two guns. Her remaining body parts, her head, torso, and waist, attached to her mother's waist, forming a metallic battle skirt, and to her (Ruby's) body and limbs, forming additional armor.
'Was that-was that girl her weapon?' Glynda thought in surprise.
"Let's see if you can keep up." Ruby said, before disappearing in a blitz of blades, metal, and rose petals.
o-o-o-o
Amongst the students...
"Was that?..." Ren asked, purposely letting his question hang.
"Awesome? Hell yeah it is!" Nora voiced from her position.
"That was Ruby's scythe, yes." Weiss said, completely unfazed, as were her teammates. "It's amazing, no?"
"Very." Coco, a second year student said, "Though where did-rather, how did she do that? And when?"
"'Where' she found those ideas was thanks to that guy over there," Yang said, pointing to Naruto who was smiling cheekily while watching the one-sided fight. Every student near them looked at the young man with wide eyes, though they were ignored as Yang continued, "It happened 'when' we were on our vacation. 'How'? Let's just say it involves a funny story..."
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"Ruby, open the door! You and Naruto have been in there for three days now!"
"Go away, Yang! We're making a baby!"
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!*
"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"
"One with a few misunderstandings on my part." She added with a sheepish laugh.
"And...it's over." Naruto voiced from his spot, causing everyone to look at the arena floor. And he was right, it was over. Quite in a splendid manner, in fact.
There was Ruby Rose, standing with her hands on her hips, Crescent Rose detaching herself from her mother and forming herself. And upon completion, she copied her mother's pose, though hers was done with her nose high in the air.
"...Awesome." Nora whispered with wide, excited eyes.
"Does everyone in your team have a suit like that?" Jaune felt the need to ask. Oh, he was also sitting unnecessarily closer to Pyrrha.
'Is something happening between the two of them?' Yang thought with a raised eyebrow, before focusing back to her sister, 'Their life, not mine.'
"Only Ruby." Everyone released a relieved breath at Blake's answer, failing to notice the twinkle in her eyes.
o-o-o-o
"Winner, Ruby Rose!" Glynda announced, eliciting applaud from a couple of the students, "Next combatant, make your way dow-"
She hasn't finish because Yang leaped from her position and dropped next to Ruby, who she (Yang) proceeded to high-five, "Good job sis! You too, little Rose!"
"Thanks!" "Thank you!"
The mother and daughter chimed respectively, before making their way to Team RWBY's position.
"I bet Dad'll have an aneurysm when he hears about Crescent. Not sure about Mom, though," Yang muttered to herself before pointing to a random second year team, making them comply, what with their pride in the line. Yang then faced Glynda and asked, "It's a no-holding-back type of spar, right? Any skill can be used?"
Though afraid of the outcome, Glynda nonetheless answered, "Yes, that'd be correct, Miss Xiao Long."
"What're you gonna do?" One of her opponents, a female, asked rhetorically, "Bore us into submission with your shitty puns?" Her teammates laughed at that.
Yang only smiled a feral smile, which is further pronounced by her suddenly-sharp teeth, and the red scales growing on her cheeks, arms, and legs, "I've been waiting to test this power on other people for Xiao Long." And with that, she pounced.
o-o-o-o
"Go auntie!" "Go Yang!" "Break a leg! Or four!"
Crescent, Ruby, and Nora cheered on as the people around them chatted.
"A-Are those scales?" Pyrrha asked in disbelief and with wide eyes, as she looked at the red, glinting skin of Yang through the screen that showed the combatants' Aura levels which also showed a close-up of the fighters.
"Dragon scales actually," Blake offhandedly said, "She's gonna go overboard for the jab at the puns."
"Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!"
"Just be thankful it's not us this time." Ruby said, earning nods from her teammates. She then suddenly shivered, "Do you guys feel that?"
Naruto sighed with a hand running through his hair, "Menma-"
"Yes, dearest brother?" The aforementioned girl who suddenly appeared at his side, asked with adoration and love in her eyes. Behind her were her three teammates; Cinder Fall, the woman with a burning passion; Emerald Sustrai, the pickpocketing gem of misdirection; and lastly, Neopolitan Tueskupes, the colorful lady of silent mockery and illusions. With that they made Team Amethyst, or Team MTSC for short. Each of them wearing a Beacon Uniform.
"Stop pulsating your chakra. You're wasting it," Naruto said, looking at his 'sister' with blank eyes before continuing, "And don't glare at my wife. That's rude and mean."
"But-" Menma was about to complain, but Naruto interrupted her by flicking her forehead 'affectionately'. Flustered by the sudden contact with her maker, she let out a dreamy, "Yes, brother~"
"Just behave, okay?" Naruto told her, of which she nodded to with a dreamy smile. He then turned to pay attention back to the fight.
o-o-o-o
With Yang...
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" Yang asked, arms and hair blazing. She then cocked her fist back, before launching a fireball at her opponents, "What's wrong? Why aren't 'cha firing back?"
She blocked off a slash with her arms, surprising her assailant, before suddenly gaining more scales and claws, "Is that it? 'cause if it is, then I better start dragon on this fight longer to keep it fun."
o-o-o-o
Minutes later...
"Victor, Yang Xiao Long!" Glynda's voice resonated.
"She fought while dishing out puns," Coco started, "given, they were horrible, but she's good."
"Please don't let her hear that. She'll get a swollen pride if she does." Ruby said.
"Yang's coming up." Jaune said, rubbing his arm. 'These girls are monsters.' He thought upon seeing the sorry states Yang's opponents were in, while remembering the previous match.
"I guess I can't let my partner have all the fun." Blake stood and walked towards the arena floor, carrying a small bundle of cloth in her arms.
"Ooh~! What's that Blake was carrying? Is it a magic carpet?" Nora asked with metaphorical stars in her eyes.
"Wait and found out." Weiss said, eager to see her teammate's performance.
o-o-o-o
Down at the arena...
"Third match of the day. Blake Belladonna of team ruby, versus team tar," Glynda began, looking the combatants in the eyes, before whipping her riding crop, "Begin!"
Everybody jumped backwards, team TARR eying their opponent and the bundle she's carrying.
"Let's see if you can catch-" Blake began, unfolding the cloth before putting it on her shoulders, disappearing as she did, "-a silent shadow."
o-o-o-o
With team RWBY, JNPR, and CFVY...
"A mechanical suit, draconic powers, and an invisibility cloak..." Nora muttered, before giggling madly, "You're all like super heroes! Ooh~! Maybe with my hammer, I could join! Then I could be 'Thunder Nora'! Or better yet, 'Thora'! The lady of lightning and mistress of pancakes! Bow down before the might of Magnhild!"
"So Weiss, what should we expect from you?" Asked Ren, blocking out his partner's ranting, eyes still glued to the stumbling and fumbling of team TARR, looking as if they were headless chickens.
All Weiss offered was a small smirk.
o-o-o-o
Back with Blake...
"Hmmm," Blake's disembodied voice echoed throughout the arena, "It seems that you can't catch a shadow..."
"Tch, remove that cloak and say that to my face!" One of them, a guy, shouted, before promptly falling flat on his face.
And the space where he stood at was now occupied by Blake, who was wearing her cloak inside-out while holding a few very thin needles in between her fingers, "A toxin that knocks out the recipient in a matter of seconds. Nothing more." she explained to the worried looking professor.
Seeing one of theirs knocked out, the three promptly dashed towards the black haired beauty. One attempted to shoot Blake with her gun, the other made an attempt at stabbing her with his pike, while the last one tried to hit her with his staff.
As the bullet neared Blake, she merely activated her semblance and replaced herself with an ice clone, that of which shattered upon being shot, prompting the two would-be attackers to shield their eyes as instinct dictated.
'A chance,' Blake thought, before replacing herself with a shadow clone to avoid another hail of bullets, appearing next to staff user and slashing at the still recovering person with her sword, Gambol Shroud. The staff user then collapsed, having used all his aura to shield himself from the assault earlier on.
"And then there were two..." Blake muttered ominously, cloak fluttering and eyes glinting. "Let's see who lasts longer." with that, she began her assault of silent steps, and poisonous misdirections.
o-o-o-o
"She uses needles?" Asked a bewildered Yatsuhashi, the gentle giant of team CFVY, "That takes quite the skill." He added appraisingly.
"She seems new to that form of combat though. So I'd assume that she's only learned it recently. So that begs that question add to who thought her." The seemingly blind, seemingly mute blade user of team CFVY, Fox, stated.
"That would be Lord Naruto." Weiss said pointing to the red eyes, ten tailed, horned blond who was currently tickling the little gynoid's feet, making her giggle while Ruby was draping herself over Naruto while laughing quietly.
'How can she even feel she's being tickled?' Most thought to themselves as they watched the trio play.
"'Lord'?" Coco voiced out, before asking another question, "Wait, what's his relationship with team ruby anyway?"
Weiss looked unsure wether to answer or not as she looked at the family of trio who was now joined by Yang, who was filming the little girl. Naruto, who heard the not-so-quiet conversation, gave Weiss a thumbs up.
Seeing the gesture, Weiss calmly explained who that person was, what he is, and what his relationship team RWBY and JNPR is.
Needles to say, they were either skeptical, nervous, or both up until the fourth battle.
"Blake Belladonna is the victor!" Glynda announced.
o-o-o-o
Glynda didn't even need to call down a student, knowing already who would take the stand as the Schnee heiress was already halfway to the platform. 'I wonder what she can do.' She thought curiously.
Weiss, meanwhile, was walking gracefully towards the arena floor, hands on the front of her skirt and a small tug upwards on her lips. Wether it was a smirk or a grin was debatable. "I challenge team JNPR." She declared softly.
Said team only widened their eyes, before making their way towards the heiress.
Once all of them were in the arena, the professor looked at both teams, "Begin!"
Not a moment later, Team JNPR readied themselves, weapons drawn and Semblances ready to activate. Their tense form only caused Weiss to smirk lightly, which spurred the others on.
Jaune activated his semblance, his Iron Skin, before looking at Pyrrha and nodding. Pyrrha nodded back at the now running Jaune, before activating her own semblance and used it on the running-who-now-jumped metal blond, and turned him into a sword-and-shield-wielding projectile.
While that was happening, Ren and Nora were preparing their own combination attack. Ren took out his weapons, and started to fire electricity-infused Dust bullets at Nora, who began to glow pink and cackle along with her lightning.
"Gyahaha! More! Give me more~!" Nora moaned, before turning to Weiss with a feral grin, and charged on ahead with Jaune. Magnhild and herself sparking pink sparks all the while.
Ren and Pyrrha, having done their initial parts, moved closer to assist their teammates, guns blazing. Quite literally.
Only for Weiss to seemingly teleport to the other side, dodging all of the attacks aimed at her.
'A teleportation device?' Pyrrha thought, changing her sword, Akuo, into rifle mode and began firing at Weiss, with Ren and Nora doing the same. Jaune, who doesn't have any ranged weapon, made another attempt at charging torwards Weiss, only for Weiss to dodge once more, 'That's not possible. Despite all her skill, Weiss' reflexes aren't fast enough. Then what...' she trailed off, regrouping with her team.
"Guys, I think I know her trick," Jaune whispered to his team, who were all listening while keeping their eyes on the Schnee heiress, who was now slowly making her way towards them while swinging her rapier, Myrtenaster, playfully. "She's making the area around us slower."
As Ren, Pyrrha, and Nora began to empty their clip on Weiss, Jaune dashed towards the Schnee, hoping to catch her off guard and hit her. Though before he did, Weiss disappeared from his view once more, leaving Team JNPR's attacks useless, though not completely...
'Were those footsteps?'
"Not quite, Arc. But close enough." And there stood Weiss Schnee in front of him, her blade at his throat, while his teammates were all on the ground, "Yield, Arc. Yield," She said, pushing her rapier harder against Jaune's neck, enough for the pressure to be felt, but not enough to activate his Aura Shield.
"I...I yield." Jaune said, eyes still on Weiss' own blue'Wait, why are her eyes like that?' He thought with wide eyes. He then asked his asked written, "If you weren't slowing down the time, then what did you do?"
"Victor, Weiss Schnee!" Glynda's voice rung out.
"Something more...extreme than that." With that, Weiss made to move towards the group of students, who all saw exactly what happened.
o-o-o-o
"That's the quickest match yet," Velvet commented while not-so-discreetly munching on some crackers.
"And the most cheat-y power yet," Coco pouted besides her, before grabbing some crackers from Velvet.
"H-Hey!"
"Do those things have names or sum'in?" Coco asked Naruto, who turned his head from Crescent to look at her, making her suddenly nervous, "If it's okay to ask, that is, Lord Naruto."
"They do have names, except Ruby's suit-" Naruto made to answer, only to be interrupted.
"Crimson Maiden. That's her name." Ruby said, patting her armor, which is now in the shape of a medium-sized box.
"-Crimson Maiden. Yang's gift is called 'Fire Dragon Slaying Magic', Blake's cloak is called the 'Invisibility Cloak', and finally, Weiss' skill is called 'Forbidden Balor View'." Naruto continued, unperturbed by the sudden and somewhat rude intrusion. He suddenly kissed his wife on the cheek, who was still draped over his left shoulder, "You're rude."
Ruby only blushed and continued to play with her daughter, though she did nibbled on his cheek.
"How do you think your parents'll react when they see Crescent?" Naruto asked, ignoring the ongoing spar in favor of playing with Crescent's small hands.
"Dad'll faint, probably. Though Mom'll probably be just surprised," Ruby replied, taking one of her daughter's hand and placed it on her face, proceeding to motorboat it.
Crescent only giggled and pulled her hands away from her parents, but not before poking their noses, "Boop!"
"Dad'll definitely faint," Yang said, fiddling with her Scroll, "And they'll probably fly over here as soon as possible. Just sent 'em a video of our newest family member."
"You shouldn't have done that," Blake said from her spot, reading a book, ignoring the ongoing match. She was currently wearing her cloak on inside-out, "Your parents would only get on Lord Naruto and Ruby's case."
What Blake said made Yang feel guilty and look at the trio, only to be taken aback at what she saw.
There was Weiss Schnee, the coldest (pun intended) person she knew, cooing at the little robot girl, 'Who would've thought Weiss' weakness were cute things?' Yang thought.
A ringing from her Scroll derailed her train of thought. She answered it before bringing the device to her ears, "Hello, Yang speaking. Who's this?"
"Guess who?" A familiar jovial voice said.
"...This is about the video, isn't it?" Yang responded to Summer Rose, someone who's practically her mother.
"Mmhm. Now..." Summer paused.
"Now?...What?" Yang urged on.
"Lemme see my grandkid!"
o-o-o-o
A/N: Crappy way to end it? It is, I know.
Now, to address somethings. Firstly, the poll:
As I've said up top, the winner's choice six, but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna right that immediately. I still have to do my research on that universe, which might take a while, so I might make a different story before that. I'll definitely write it no matter what though.
Secondly, this chapter's contents:
Now, as I've mentioned, I'm not good with fight scenes, so what you read is shit. I know that there's a lot of factors I didn't count, such as the OC teams' (which will probably never be mentioned again) Semblances, or their skill set. I know that.
How about Crescent Rose gaining an upgrade called 'sentience'? That was actually just a, what I'd like to call, 'Toilet Idea'. You know, ideas you get when you're shitting. Naruto will do anything for someone he loves, be it familial or romantic, and Ruby looks like she loves nearly anything mechanical and is also a weapon. Both are impulsive, and none of them think ahead. So Crescent being sentient is practically just a whim of Naruto and Ruby.
The quick acceptance of a very sentient gynoid? It's a world of monsters and transforming weapons, love. I don't think that's a surprise for the people of Remnant.
team ruby instead of Team RWBY? Look, for me, the correct term to use is the actual word rather than the jumbled letters version when a character is saying it. Because, c'mon! Using 'RWBY' in a character's sentence is the same as making them at the actual word. I'm a just very nitpicky bitch, sue me.
Team RWBY's new skills/items? Well...
Team RWBY Power/Equipment explanation:
Ruby Rose's - That's kinda easy. She seems to know and love her weaponry, so why not give her the notes of Tony Stark? Each and every thoughts of his, written in the notebook that was given to Ruby, from the energy source, to the creation of A.I. and artificial life (at least what seems like artificial life to me. I mean, look at Ultron). Also, don't be confused. Ruby made the 'Crimson Maiden' suit a while back, while Crescent Rose's upgrade was just recent.
Weiss Schnee - She actually gave me a hard time. I was, at first, considering giving her 'Solid Script Magic' (Fairy Tail), or 'Rune Magic' (FT). Then I scrapped that because that'd render her Semblance isles practically, and thought about making Myrtenaster (her rapier) a Zanpakuto (Bleach), but I also scrapped that because of a lot of other factors. And then, I saw and read a HS DxD x Naruto story and saw the dojutsu of the trap vampire, and thought to myself, 'Hey, isn't Weiss the one who uses the hit-and-run tactic? So why not give her something that'll improve that style?' Or some shit like that.
Blake Belladonna - Also gave me a hard time of sorts. See, I was originally gonna give her Black Beard's (One Piece) power, the darkness darkness fruit, or some such. Then I read what that power fully entails and saw that it was too OP. Then I watched the Harry Potter movie series, and here we are. Plus, Blake's kinda like an assassin. She looks like one to me, at least.
Yang Xiao Long - Easiest amongst the four. She already has that fiery temper, all she needed was the ability to breathe fire. So I gave her a Fire Dragon Lacrima or whatever it's called. Though I was considering making her into a Saiyan, but that's too OP.
Neo's surname? I happen to like it, so I'm gonna use that if I write another NarutoxRWBY story. That is, if RoosterTeeth don't give her one.
Lastly, the update frequency and quality:
I'm gonna say it again; My update frequency is going down. Which means that I'll update one to two times a month, maybe more if I feel better.
As for quality; I'll try and keep it at a certain level. It's hard to think properly with a near constant headache, and I just got a cold days ago, so you could tell I'm feeling fucking peachy.
So if there's anything you'd like to ask, do so, no one's stopping ya.
So yeah, if you liked this chapter, please leave a comment down below (I'd appreciate it a lot if you did [Y'all don't know how fucking giddy I feel whenever I read your comments]), or if you didn't like it, thanks for wasting your time reading this then...seriously, thanks. Not being sarcastic here.
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Nyees~!