FAR CRY

SWAT KATS

CHAPTER 3

jonathan: "okay it's the camera on?

dr viper: "yeah it'ssss on"

jonathan: "good good, welcome to megakat city i'm jonathan nice to see you, and i'm the mayor of this city i rule this kindom, do you want to know what happen to the old mayor? do you? well to be honest you should just turn off your computers go outside it's great out there but you're reading this fucked up fanfiction created by a fan boy just like you, but if you want to stick around to see what happen to the mayor manx well then let's do it, hey manx where are you!"

dr viper: "oh i know where he isssss"

jonathan: "oh there he is c'mon point the camera at him, manx say hello to the camera for me"

mayor manx: "fuck you, you psycho!

jonathan: "well that dosen't sound like a nice hello"

mayor manx: "what do you expect, you tied me to a chair and you shot my knee"

jonathan: "well i tied you to this chair it's because you want to miss the fun you do? believe me this gonna be fun"

mayor manx: "i don't like that idea"

jonathan: "alright people tune in for our game time"

*camera cut*

jonathan: "hello and welcome back to my show jonathan here with my guess mayor manx, and today our first game well be this"

mayor manx: "wait it's that a plier, what are you doing"

jonathan: "open wide and say ha"

mayor manx: "wait WAIT WAIT WAIT! OW OW AH AH OW"

jonathan: "wow, now that's a clean teeth you have you've been flossing very good, i bet the tooth fairy well take this tooth a give million dollars, tell the bitch i pull this tooth"

mayor manx: "ow my mouth is bleeding"

*camera cut*

jonathan: "hey mayor guess what, i got you a new hat"

mayor manx: "wait why are you putting a bucket in my head"

jonathan: "you might like this one"

mayor manx: "jonathan? jonathan?"

*sparkler lighting*

jonathan: *laughing* "bombs away!"

*pop pop pop pop pop pop*

mayor manx: "OW FUCK! AH AH AH OW!"

jonathan: *chuckle* wow you look like fucking shit"

mayor manx: "fuck you"

*camera cut*

mayor manx: "please help me somebody"

jonathan: "so having fun yet?"

mayor manx: "no"

jonathan: "you know there's another reason i tied to the chair in outside, the outside it's great you can smell the air you can do anything in the outside, so anyway i like to show you this"

mayor manx: "a car charger? oh god please no!"

jonathan: "i'm just teaching the kids how electricity work and how danger it is, if those kids are fucking dumbasses"

mayor manx: "NO PLEASE! i'll do anything i'll give money i'll join your group anything please!"

jonathan: "sorry no request"

mayor manx: *SCREAMING IN PAIN*

jonathan: "shocking am i right, i know everyone hate puns but fuck it"

mayor manx: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* "YOU FUCKER! YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!" *SCREAMING IN PAIN"

jonathan: "who's a stupid mother fucker now?"

*camera cut*

jonathan: "hey manx, looking bad i see, at this point you start to hating the trousers so i'm gonna stop all together, you're hurgry right?"

mayor manx: "yes"

jonathan: "here i made some spaghetti"

mayor manx: "yes please feed me"

jonathan: "alright here you eat up it's good"

mayor manx: "this taste weird do you cook it right?"

jonathan: "well yeah i did i boil the water and snap them into peaces then put it in wait till the... manx? manx? wake up wake up hey you fuck wake up manx?...i think the spaghetti kill him..." *laughing* "yep this fucker dies from eatting spaghetti, do you want to know what i did to them? i put arsenic in the spaghetti look it up that shit can kill you, i'm having fun already you see that manx i rule this city and you're not you old mother fucker, so anyway that's all the fun we have today i'll see you next time bye bye"

*camera off*

to be continue for chapter 4