"Whew!" All Might wiped the sweat off his brow after he had finally finished splitting the entire tree into pieces. "I can use some of this wood to make a little shelter, in case it ever started to rain or something." He lifted two large slabs of wood and put them together in a triangular form against a tree. He peered inside, and gave himself a thumbs up.
"I might even fit in there as I am now too!" He grinned. "Lookin' good!" He stepped back and looked toward the makeshift spear. "I think that should work too. I sharpened it as best I could with that rock, so I might actually get to eat today." He picked it up and touched the point of the spear. All right! Let's do this.
He cautiously walked into the lake, having pulled up the bottoms of his pants beforehand.
"Let's go fish, I gotta eat!" All Might's belly grumbled.
In the deep side of the lake, was a school of fish just swimming along.
"Swim.(It's so nice out today)" Said one fish.
"Swim.(It sure is)" Said a second fish.
"Swim..?(Do we have to do this)" Asked a third fish. It looked uneasy, like something terrible was going to happen.
"Swim!(You're such a scaredy fish! Just swim like the rest of us and stop being a huge baby)" The fish behind it yelled, getting annoyed by the cowardice of the fish in front.
"Swim...(Okay, jeez)" The scared fish quietly said. They swam for a little bit when they noticed two large pillars in the water.
"...Swim?(What's this?)" The second, braver fish swam up to the two pillars and sniffed around.
All Might grinned. They came right to me! He lifted his spear, looking like a mighty warrior, and slammed it down where he thought the fish was.
This scared the fish.
"SWIIIIM!" The fish screamed collectively. "SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM..." They swam away quickly, leaving All Might standing there with a fish in his hand.
"HA HA HA HA! I CAUGHT ONE!" All Might looked at the fish. It's kinda tiny, this won't fill me. He stepped out of the water and place his fish on a bed of sticks, then returned to the water. "Let's see if I can't do that again!" He walked to a different spot, hoping he could fool them again.
"Swim...(That was terrifying)" The scared fish said breathlessly.
"Swim...?(They're gone?)" The brave fish looked out to where they had been and noticed the pillars were gone.
"Swim!(We can continue!)" It said excitedly, then began to swim in the same direction as before. The other fish followed their brave companion when they came across another two pillars.
"Swim!(Those are the same pillars!)" The scared fish cried. The angry fish rolled its eyes.
"Swim!(They're different! They were over there and now they're over here! They have to be different.)" Said the brave fish. It sniffed around All Might's legs again, not realizing the danger they were all in yet again.
"Wow, these fish are stupid." All Might chuckled, and raised his spear again. After a few more attempts All Might had caught the rest of the fish.
"I'm pretty good at this!" He grinned, back in his weak form. He started another fire, hurting himself again in the process. He speared through the fish and held them above the fire, turning them every so often. After some time passed, the fish were finally cooked.
"Oh man, I'm starving." Toshinori licked his lips and held one of the fish under his nose, inhaling deeply. "Mmmm." He bit into the side and ripped out a sizable chunk of meat, not realizing his mistake of not cleaning the fish from the inside. He began to chew, but then realized how terrible fish guts tasted.
"EKH! PTTOOOO!" He spit out the mouthful and stared at the fish. He could see its skeleton and guts. "Eww.." He placed the fish down and sighed. Man... survival is so hard. Toshinori's eyes shot open.
"SURVIVAL! AIZAWA! YAMADA! THIS IS THEIR FAULT!" He gnashed his teeth together, furious at this revelation. He threw the fish down and became All Might.
"Those stupid," All Might punched the ground, hard.
"Inconsiderate!" Punch!
"RECKLESS!" SMASH!
"MORONS!" All Might blasted through a tree in anger. It crashed into the rest of the trees in the forest behind him. He stared at the trees for a little while, and then shifted back into his weak form.
"I can't believe they would do this to me." Toshinori sighed heavily. "Well, I can see Aizawa definitely doing this, he already thinks I'm annoying so I'm sure he had no problem taking me out here. And Yamada's a bit of a prankster, and he also follows along with whatever Aizawa says." He sat in his makeshift hut and twiddled his thumbs. "They're gonna pay for what they've done."
"Is someone there?" Toshinori heard a deep voice call out from behind his tree.
W-who c-could that be..? He stammered internally. Maybe I'm saved! Toshinori crawled out of his hut and stood up. His jaw dropped when he saw who was standing in front of him.
"You woke up on the other side of the island?" Toshinori asked as he ate his fish.
Enji Todoroki grumbled as he cooked the fish that Toshinori had caught earlier. "Yeah. Whoever did this also took my phone so I couldn't call for help." He passed Toshinori a second fish and then began to eat his own. "I haven't seen you since our days at U.A, Yagi. You look like shit! Age hasn't been kind to you."
That's right, Endeavour doesn't know I'm All Might, Toshinori thought as he swallowed the bite of fish. Why would Aizawa and Yamada bring Enji here too? Did he wrong them in some way as well? Toshinori bit into his fish again. Damn, he can really cook, too.
"Yeah, well.. Not everyone can look as good as you, Todoroki." Toshinori laughed. Endeavour shook his head. Awkward as always.
"What happened to that tree?" He asked, nodding to the tree that Toshinori had blasted through in his rage against Aizawa's scheme. Toshinori widened his eyes. He can't find out my secret!
"Uh.. It was like that when I got here." He said quickly, finishing his fish and throwing the skeleton behind him.
"Really." Endeavour didn't look convinced. "I heard it crash, so I headed in this direction to see what happened and what I saw was a little campsite. Did you make this campsite? Or did you come across it?"
"Uh, I didn't make it." Toshinori lied. "This was all here when I found this lake."
"So that means someone else has been brought here too." Endeavour balled his hands into fists. "We have to find them." He stood up and brushed himself off from the dirt and looked at Toshinori.
Crap! What have I gotten myself into? We won't find anybody because there ISN'T anybody!
"Uh, yeah, okay." Toshinori stood up and brushed off the dirt from his behind.
"By the way, you never really were good with wilderness survival huh?" Endeavour smirked, "You're supposed to gut the fish before you cook it."
Toshinori blushed. This is what I get for running my mouth in front of Aizawa and Yamada. Endeavour began to walk into the woods.
"Well? Let's go then." Endeavour grumbled. What a pain. I'll have to take care of him since he's too weak to do anything. The two heroes walked into the forest, unsure of what would happen to them.
