Hello one and all and welcome again to the show. A lot more favors and follows on this story but here's a question for all of you, If Dante did fight, kill and defeat any Overlords, what would be their devil arms? You can leave it as a review or PM me.
joelwalker786: Dude, that is one long review. But yeah, Dante is not much of a romantic I get that. Then again, he has two women that he owns a lot of money too.
Guest for Mission 2: He looks to be human and that will be coming.
WaterDragonMaverick: I will introduce I.M.P later.
Anyway, let's get to the mission at hand.
Mission 3
Dante was sitting on the couch waiting for those pizzas. It's already been 30 minutes and those three pies should be free by now and he hoped that it's still warm. But he can't say he was bored since he has been kept occupied by Charlie wanting to survey him to get to know him better and fill it out with him checking in.
"Okay, so full name Dante Sparda, age 39. Job occupation: demon hunter. Likes demon hunting, sleeping, and rock music as well as billiards. Favorite foods are pizza and strawberry sundaes. Least favorite foods are olives. Dislikes lousy paying jobs and bitches who give you a hard time." Charlie read the last one with a raised eyebrow.
"Yep, that's about right," Dante told her. "Also add being in debt to the dislike list."
"Huh, for someone good at hunting demons, you sure don't get paid much." She told him as she did writes it in the dislikes. "So, any living relatives?" Charlie asked as she knew he mentioned a brother before.
"My nephew, Nero," Dante told her.
"A nephew? Wait, you have a nephew?" Charlie asked him as she placed her pen and pad down.
"Yeah, I was a little shocked too that my older twin brother got busy while he still wanted to obtain some of Dad's power and did a lot of property damage near the shop," Dante told her as he stretched his arms and legs. "But abandoning your kid, I have to kick his ass again for that."
"I'm going to have to agree that leaving your lover and your child is going to be a big no on my part," Charlie said.
"Well, enough about me, what can you tell me about yourself, princess?" The demon hunter asks leaning forward.
"Me?" Charlie asks having a small blush on her face. "Well… I'm sure you know I am heir to the throne and next to rule hell. My goal is to rehabilitate sinners and I like singing and musicals."
"Okay, favorite topping on a pizza?" He asked.
"I like pineapples on pizza." She said.
"I can dig that. As long as it's not olives." Dante shrugged. "Okay Princess, here a serious question. Since you think there is a chance for demons to go into Heaven thought redemption, why not you? Why can't you go up into those white pearly gates in the sky?"
"That is actually a good question." She told him as she didn't fully know the answer but had a feeling about what it was. "Since I'm heir to the throne in Hell, God, who is my grandfather, doesn't want to take me away otherwise Mom and Dad will start a holy war with Heaven and Hell. Also, you can just call me Charlie, I'm not too comfortable being called Princess all the time."
"Okay, Charlie, here's my next question…" Dante said to her as the two of them started to have a conversation to which the others sat at the reception desk/bar. Vaggie glaring daggers right at the demon hunter.
"Geez Vags, I didn't see you this tensed up since Al here knocked at the front door." Angle teased as the moth demon was still glaring at Dante. "Um hello? Hell, to Vags? Anybody still in there?" Angel tried to poke at her until she slapped the spider demons' hand away while still glaring at Dante. "Ow, don't have to be a jealous bitch cause your gal is talking to some good-looking guy."
This made Vaggie stop starting at the demon hunter and look at Angel. "I am not jealous!" She gritted her teeth. "You would be on edge too if you knew that the person right in front of you is the damn son of the demon knight that killed so many demons the past 2000 years!"
"So, his dad a big shot, big deal," Angel said not caring.
"Indeed, it is a big deal," Alastor said as he had a smirk on his face instead of his usual big grin. "You should really pick up a history book once in a while my effeminate fellow."
"Not really my taste." He said. "I was more into se- seeing other subjects." Angel caught himself as Alastor looks at the spider demon with half-lowered eyes as his grin grew even more. "You're enjoying this aren't you?"
"Very." Alastor smiled.
"Can't wait for this fucking day to already end." The Spider demon muttered under his breath. Till he saw the mouth demon still glaring at the demon hunter. "What's the matter Vags, afraid the princess is falling for the rock star over there?"
"That's it!" Vaggie shouted as she had enough of the porn star's antics and took out her spear to stab him. But the spider demon, dodged her attacks as he continues to tease her. The mouth demon got so angry that she chucked her spear at him.
Angel dodge the weapon but, as it went past him, it hit Dante square right in the chest, pinning him to the hotel wall right in between two large pictures. Everyone was shocked as to what they just witness.
"Oh shit," Vaggie said as she stared at what she just did. All eyes were on her now, she blew it she knew she did. She let her anger get control of her. Out of all of them, Charlie's was the hardest to look at.
The Princess of Hell has had a mix of shock and confusion as she frowned. "Vaggie, why? Why did you have to kill him?" She asked her girlfriend as the moth demon was trying to find an answer to give her.
"I didn't mean to. I… I was." Vaggie tried to come up with an answer but nothing was coming to mind. "Angle got me mad."
"Hey, don't blame this on me bitch, you're the one that threw that weapon of yours at him." Angel spat. "And it's not my fault you got angry so easily!"
"Only because you got on my nerves!" Vaggie yelled at him.
The two of them started to argue with each other until a knock on the door was heard. "Well, it's about time it showed up." Everyone turned to hear Dante's voice and looked toward his body. To the hotels' shock, the demon hunter was alive and moving though still impaled to the wall. He grabbed ahold of the spear, put his feet on the wall, and push himself off of it as he got himself unstuck from the wall and landing on his feet. His next agenda was to pull the spear out of his body as he grabbed ahold of it and groaned as he slowly pulled it out as large splatters of blood was dripping from his body till he fully pulled out the spear and dropped it on the floor.
Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, as well as Husker and Niffy, had looks of pure shock on their face. All four of them were trying to figure out what they just witnessed. One moment, Dante was impaled to the wall and the next thing he is not dead and got himself off that wall and pulled out the spear-like it was nothing. But the most shocking thing about it was that his wound was all healed up and nothing appeared on his clothing except for a small bloodstain on his vest.
Dante got to the door and opened it as a small green imp was holding three pizza boxes in his hands. "Your more than half an hour late, so that pizza is free," Dante said as he took the pizza from the imp and looked over the order.
"Hey, it's not easy to find this place pal, so get off my back!" The Imp yelled as the demon hunter seriously looked at him. The white-haired man knew this guy was lying as he made it clear on the phone that it was the building that said Hazbin Hotel on top.
Still, Dante looked over at the three pizzas, just in case this asshat put something extra on any of them. So far, the plain and the meat lovers were okay, but something was on the supreme. "I said no olives."
"Not my problem pal, I delivered I didn't make it, you gonna give me a tip or what?" The Imp asked as he held out his hand.
"Here's your tip." Dante pulled out his sword and pointed it right at the demons' throat. "When I asked for no olives on my pizza, make sure there are no olives." He calmly told the demon while his eyes were filled with fire.
The imp swallowed hard as he nodded with beads of sweat coming down on his forehead. "I-I understand, I'll be sure to get the order right, and not be here so late."
"Good, now scram." The demon hunter put away his sword and slammed the door in the demons' face. Dante walked over to the bar/reception desk and opened the box of supreme first. He was still bothered that olives were on his pizza, but at least it was still hot. He told a bite out of a slice. "Not bad. Got to put this on my top ten list." He continued to eat as he looked over as he saw the crew staring at him in shock. "What, don't want any? It's free."
Charlie was the first to get out of her shocked expression. As she approached the demon hunter. "No, no I'll have a slice, it's just… are you okay?"
"Yeah." He told her as he took another slice. "A bit sore from getting stabbed but I had worse. Why do you ask?"
"Well, it's just- "
"-How the fuck are you still alive!?" Vaggie screamed!
"Yeah, what she said. How the fuck did you survive being stabbed in the chest?" Charlie asked.
"I have super regeneration." He told her before taking a bite out of another slice. "A gift dear old dad possessed. I've been shot at, stabbed, and crushed and in the end, I took it all like a champ." He said as he continued to eat.
"Wait, so you did all that, and still survived?" Charlie asked trying to figure this all out.
"Yep." He said as he finishes his second slice and went for his third.
"Not gonna lie, that's kinda awesome." The Princess of Hell said as she took a regular slice. "You should really try this with pineapples."
"I'll keep that in mind Charlie." He said as took a bite. He shifted his attention to the others as they were just sitting there. "You're just gonna stand there or are you going to have some of this pizza?"
Niffy started to rush into the kitchen and grab everyone a plate as they each grab a slice of either plane, meat-lover, or supreme.
"Gotta say, picked a good place to deliver a pie." Angle commented as he ate a slice of meat lovers.
"Yes indeed, though you did put up quite the show before, I was on the edge of my seat," Alastor commented as he ate a slice whole. "With you being here will be very entertaining for me to watch."
"Thanks, Smiles, but I'm not really into a reality T.V. If you want a show, I'm sure there is something on," Dante said as he took a meat lover's slice.
"Sorry, but anything that is before the 1930s is complete and utter shit to me. That includes that picture show." The deer demon said to him. "And please, call me Alastor."
"That sure brings back memories." Dante ate his slice. "I had a sword named Alastor that impaled me on Mallet Island. That wouldn't be you now would it?"
"I have no recollection whatsoever," Alastor told the demon hunter.
"Sure, whatever," Dante said before taking the last supreme slice. Just before he was about to eat, Angel stood right in front of him. "Need something?"
"I was just wondering, after this you wanna go to my room and have a little fun?" The spider demon asked with a cheeky grin.
"Sorry freakshow, I don't swing that way. Bother someone else who wants to get caught in your web." Dante told the porn star.
"You lost." Angel walks away, heading upstairs to his room.
"Well with that out of the way, where's my room? Do I get the VIP suite?" The demon hunter asked with a smug look.
"You are getting a regular size room like the rest of the guest!" Vaggie growled.
"Geez what is with you? I look like your ex-boyfriend or something?" Dante rolled his eyes as this only got Vaggie angrier.
"I'm a lesbian you dumbass!" Vaggie yells ready to attack the demon hunter but was held back by Charlie.
"Easy there Vaggie, I'm sure he didn't know." She told her girlfriend as the moth demon was trying to get out of her grasps. "Dante, apologize."
"Okay, yeah I'm sorry. I didn't know." Dante said in a serious yet not so carrying tone. Vaggie was not happy but she did calm down a bit. 'I don't want it is about this chick, but she reminds me of Lady for some reason.' He shrugged the thought out. "So, any other sexualities I should know about before I tick someone off?"
"Well you met Angle and figured out he's gay, Vaggie is a lesbian, Husk is Pansexual, Al is Asexual, and I'm Bi," Charlie explains to him.
"Alright, I think I'll take a small nap, mind showing me to my room?" He asked as he was walking up the stairs. Charlie let go of Vaggie as she seems to be fully calm, grabbed a set of keys that was hanging from the reception desk, and follows him up the stairs to catch up with him.
"I can already tell; this is going to be very entertaining." Alastor grinned as he swirled his glass of scotch.
"Yeah well, I'm just glad that jackass ain't skinning out asses." Husker took a swig on his booze. "If he is like his old man, then Hell is going to have a damn wake up call."
Charlie caught up to the demon hunter and showed him to his room on the third floor. "Here we are, I hope it's to your liking."
Dante entered the room as he took a look around. He saw that it was very spacious as had a queen size bed, full dresser, a desk, and a bathroom with a shower, toilet, and sink. "This will do very nicely, you sure I didn't get the VIP room?"
"No, no most of the rooms are like this." She assured him. "But if you need me, my office is four doors on your left."
"And your bedroom?" Dante asked closing in on her face as the Princess of Hell's eyes widened as her face was being red.
'So close!' "W-why do you want to know where my room is?" She asked trying not to sound nervous but was ultimately failing.
"So that if I don't find you in your office, I know where you are if something happens." He smirked.
"It's on the fourth floor, fourth door on the right." She told him. 'Shit I let him know which room me and Vaggie are staying!' "Uh, here's your key. Have a good stay!" She handed him the key and dashed out of sight from the demon hunter and stopped right at the foot of the second stairs floor panting. 'Why am I breathing so hard and why is my heart pounding? I didn't feel that way since I met Vaggie. Wait, could I be… No, Charlie your with Vaggie so snap out of it!' She pounded at her head to keep herself in focus. 'I have to admit, he is good looking for a half-demon and he is the only other person to sort of belief in my cause. But why did he get so close to my face?" She cupped her face as she was not calming down. 'Maybe I should go back and apologizes to him. But he said he was going to take a nap, so maybe I should when he wakes up. Yeah, I'll apologize when he is finished resting.' She sighed as to calm herself down even more. "I should think about more ways to promote the hotel, that should head a bit more." She told herself as she headed downstairs.
"Huh, that was weird," Dante said to himself as he was now staring at the key in his left hand. "Still not what I expected from the Princess of Hell. Cutie girl thought, has a lot of spirits." Dante turned to face his bed and took off his boots while plopping down on it. "And now, a quick nap, then back to work."
