I'm still trying to improve my writing, so I try to write and publish often despite how easy it might sound


"Who got Ruby drunk?" Yang was trying to be as calm as possible as her tone was simple but dripping with dread. "I do believe that was none of us." 'Who would be so stupid as to mess with Ruby?' Weiss thought to herself.

"THEN WHO WAS IT!?" Yang's eyes transitioned into a deep scarlet red as she looked accusingly into Weiss' soul. "I dunno maybe you should look into last nights events." Yang paused to think for a moment, realizing she had completely forgotten about that in her fit of rage.

"Ruby you can come out now." Ruby shifted and crawled from other Weiss' bed, a drunken blush on her face. "Heeeeeeyy guuuyss" Ruby's speech was slurred. "How is she even still drunk? Didn't she sleep?" Blake wondered out loud. "Rubes, what do you remember from last night?"

"Th-thiis ice cre-eeam h-haired gurrrrl, Graaabed m-me or somthin" Ruby was trying to balance, feeling extremely tipsy since last night. "What the fuck did you even just say?" Weiss looked confused. "NEO! It must have been her..Who the shit else has hair that looks like an the ice-cream man threw up on their head?"

"What happened next?" Yang looked over to Ruby just to see her flirting with Weiss. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy guuuuurlll, I-I wasss wonderiing if yooou h-had an extraa heart, cuasse mine waaas juust stoolen." Weiss Stared blankly at Ruby before replying. "Who the fuck told you that I even had one heart?"

Ruby mumbled something into Weiss' ear that caused Weiss to stand up almost robotic-ally. Weiss grabbed ruby with one hand, grabbed a mysterious liquid filled bottle, and ran out of the room to the 4th corridor.

"Goddamn it."


Last night

"yeah, so all you need to do is get her drunk and bring her here. Can't have her messing up my plans again." It took Cinder 2 hours to come up with such a dull plan. "Why do you want to destroy her completely though? What other things has she even done?" Mercury addressed. Cinder started quaking in her heels. "She is an extraordinarily strong opponent. A few days ago, I saw her riding on a flying, fucking, Corgi."

"We'll just be on our way now. Come on, Neo." As soon as they were gone, Cinder immediately started up Skyrim on her ps3.

A sober Ruby was walking out at night to get some pick-up line lessons, when Emerald, Neo, and Mercury, stared into her soul and started ominously walking towards her. Ruby didn't have her weapon on her, so she tried a technique that almost always works.

"TAKE ME INTO YOUR FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS"

"..Is she already drunk?"

"Nah"

Neo took out a bottle of some hard vodka, while Emerald and Mercury held Ruby down as she was yelling incoherent vines. After Neo made Ruby a bit of the Vodka she took out the bottle. "We don't want to give her alcohol poisoning now do we?" Neo held up a sign that she probably pulled out of her ass.

"Where has that sign been?" Another sign had had magically appeared from behind her back that read some text. '*you don't need to know*.' Shrugging, Emerald and Mercury heaved Ruby over her back and brought her down to cinder.

"Did you get her?"

"Yeah"

Ruby stumbled into beacon and passed out at the doors after several hours of Cinder flirting with her, interrogating her, and playing on her ps3. They had to let her leave because Cinder got a bit drunk as well. Yang found Ruby and the floor while going out to head to a bar and got her to bed.


Ruby woke up in the middle of the night and went to jnpr's room. She walked in on the odd scene of Pyrrha making out with Juane on Nora's bed. Still tipsy, and energetic for some strange reason, Ruby attempts to make conversation.

"Heeey guuuyss, c-can I joiiiin?

Pyrrha, not wanting to share Juane, proceeded to grab Juane with one hand, and break through the window and ran off with Juane. Ruby made her way back to her room, and crashed under Weiss' bed.


"Does anyone ever wonder whats in that random room Weiss and Ruby always go into?"

"NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW!"