Another definitely irregular day was to be had in the iconic team rwby's dorm room. Ruby was pacing back and forth in front of the random mirror Weiss placed in a corner of the room.
"Stop pacing around the room you fiend, can't you see I'm studying!?"
Weiss, whom had tried to Justify was studying, was in fact reading Ruby's book of pick-up lines.
"I'm sorry Weiss I'm just nervous." Ruby's voice was filled with one of nervousness to follow-up.
"Might I ask you why?" Weiss' voice became soft and less intense.
"Awww you do have a soft side when we're not in the room.."
A light blush crept upon Weiss' face before becoming intense again. "Don't make me make you regret it you insufferable dolt."
Weiss realized Ruby wasn't in the room anymore after not hearing a response from her. "What is it with people disappearing without a fucking trace?"
Since Weiss was casually talking out loud, the mirror in the corner just so happened to grow legs and run over to Weiss Ike a turkey on the loose.
"HOLY SHIZZLE DIZZLE!-"
Weiss never got to finish her sentence mainly due to the mirror also sprouting hands and pulling Weiss into the mirror that somehow turned into a portal.
Yang and Blake waltzed into their dorm seeing the last few seconds of Weiss being eaten by the mirror itself.
"I've seen more complicated crap anyways. Worse case scenario she stays wherever she is forever with no possible exit whatsoever."
A deeper voice was heard from behind them accompanied with the strong scent of Alcohol.
"UNCLE QROW!" YANG locked him into a bone crushing hug almost making him spill his drink.
"Nice to see you too, kiddo."
"Maybe we should try saving the Schnee from her death. If I let her die, Ruby wou- or will try to kill me with her memes."
"WHY THE HELL DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?"
Weiss was falling somewhere where it was for some reason, light. Almost blinding. Below was a small puddle of water which immensely relieved Weiss to large extent. Eventually she expected to land in it.
"Wait what-"
Weiss fell through the puddle to a darker room. "I'm getting sick of this shit."
Finnaly, Weiss landed ungracefully on a mattress. Looking around the void of darkness Weiss saw a dim light near what is supposed to be the center of the room.
"OI, ANYONE THERE!"
Weiss seemed to pick up her incredibly stupid antic from hanging around Ruby and Yang too much. Even Blake had shown a 'Specific side' only to her teammates that she thought would never be shown, EVER.
"Thump"
"ARGHH"
"That goddamned mirror.."
A deep voice came from the center of the room followed up with a groan of displeasure.
"Weiss-cream? you there?"
"Yeah? Yang?
Reunited once again, the trio was faced with another obstacle.
"So how are we gonna get out of here?"
"Well, I can turn into a bird?"
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY- CRAP!"
Ruby, Coming out of nowhere all of a sudden, again, was flying on Zwei until they hit a wall.
"We can use Zwei to escape then?" The Blonde Brawler said-non sarcastically."
"Kid, what did I tell you about cursing?"
"it's ok as long as I don't say crap?"
"CRAP IS THE ULTIMATE CUSS WORD!"
5 minutes before
"Is dating a weapon legal, Yang?" Ruby asked with curiosity.
"Well I know it is in Patch..." Yang answered, unfazed as ever.
"Thanks sis!"
Ruby ran off to find her next victim.
"Hey dad! Is dating a weapon legal?"
"ACK!" Taiyang fell out of his chair onto the floor in shock.
"Uh... Sure sweetheart. Like to tell me why you got here so suddenly?"
Ruby already bolted out the door, Content with her amount of confirmed answers and went to fetch her soon to be Girlfriend.
"I haven't seen Zwei in a while..."
Ruby ran to a stop in the room she expected Zwei to be in.
"Zwei? why are you sniffing the mirror? Ruby asked Zwei as if he would answer. Zwei ran towards Ruby, indicating for her to jump on, and Ran into the mirror.
"now that we are all out of the 'mirror' let's firstly get rid of this thing so I can go on my date."
Yang almost choked upon hearing that. Qrow fell back and stayed on the floor, and Weiss sat up from on Ruby's bed and stared at her. Ruby took Crescent Rose and was about to shatter it before Blake came through the mirror with Very large book.
"Don't break it. I think it's a portal.. The book says so."
"Screw the book Blake, the mirror fucking ate me!"
"no"
"Well I guess I'll just go on that date then, come on crescent rose."
As if it was magic, A human figure emerged from the weapons original form,
"Be right back rose, I need to get ready!"
Ruby kissed Rose on the nose before running to the bathroom.
"Hey, Ruby..." Yang started to think
She looked over to Rose.
"Rose." She smirked. No one said anything.
Blake disappeared back into the portal claiming it as her 'private spot.'
Ruby came out of the bathroom after 50 seconds.
She had on a black and white button up flannel with a red tie because she wanted to be edgy. She wore black cargo shorts that were up to her knees and wore a brown belt. The icing on the cake were thug life glasses she had on her face along with a fedora.
Crescent rose wore a casual red and black attire though you would have thought she'd have been naked. Her hair was also a dark black with no secondary colors.
"Since when was your weapon able to do this?"
Qrow and Weiss asked at the same time.
"Since I found out how to use dust in this way, duh."
4 hours later
"That was a great date, Rose."
"Yes it was Ruby." Crescent Rose giggled
"What do you think everyone at home is doing?"
"Well, Considering your drunken uncle is there, I'd say Weiss is trying to get herself drunk, and Yang is trying to get Blake drunk for reasons.
"You're so smart Rose!"
Ruby and Rose walked back to beacon in comfortable silence.
"AnOtHeR ShoOt heree"
"Weiss, no more alcohol for you. Save that for Blake."
"I'm still sober, you know that right? Also, isn't Ruby supposed to be here by now?"
Ruby and Rose entered the dorms.
"Why is it always that when we talk about someone they suddenly appear?"
"Cause magic, have another shot."
"How was the date Rubes?"
"It was great!"
"Hope you didn't do any naughty teenager stuff with Rose over there.." Yang smirked teasingly.
"I'll pretend you never asked my that question.."
Crescent Rose returned to her original weapon form.
"Pass me 2 shots of vodka for Blake."
Ruby poured an entire cup.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE HER ALCOHOL POISONING!?" Weiss greeted Ruby from the top bunk.
"Give it to me instead."
"oh, you're still here uncle Qrow?" Qrow nodded put the drink in his flask before flying off. He hit the window though.
"Guess Weiss will sleep with me again tonight."
"Again? What did I tell you about naughty teenager stuff L'il sis?"
Yang was paying attention to the now-drunken Blake. Those 4 shots she had taken 12 minutes ago now working its magic.
"Well, who knows really..."
Extras
"Yang, Do you ever think Weiss and Blake are secretly plotting our deaths?"
"What! Nonsense, they love us!"
"Ok, but I saw them with a large board with our faces on it when I went into our dorms last week.."
"Maybe they're planning a surprise birthday party!"
"My birthday's in October."
"oh"
"Well, why don't we go check on them then!"
Ruby and Yang opened the door to their dorm just to see Weiss and Blake in full out suits and Ties, pointing out pictures and ideas on the board.
"We can also invest in a strawberry and chocolate cake for Ruby's birthday. As for Yang, maybe Vanilla?"
Closing the door gently, Ruby turned to Yang.
"Guess you're right" Ruby shrugged.
"That was a close one!" Blake heaved a breathe.
"I know Right! When are their birthdays anyway? Who knows?"
"Back to the main plan. So, we could force yang to do Karaoke while drunk to make her throat hurt for a while. She won't be making any stupid puns for a while."
"I like it. But we aren't going to hurt Ruby Right?"
"Omg just fucking make out already!"
Wow the newest chapter is a few weeks late. Been procrastinating a bit huh?
I'm going to try to make a schedule to update maybe on Thursdays and Mondays? Either both or one or the other. I'll try to post at least once a week.
Request for Chapters are available if you review or dm me. You can choose which perspective you want. (Narrator or POV or Both) And what its about generally.
*No full out lemons hinted nsfw is ok though
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