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13.1
"Hey, Chris?" Jasmine spoke up the moment she caught her assigned baby. "Just where exactly did you get these babies from?"
"Probably from an orphanage," Dave quipped, "what sane parent would willingly let Chris use their baby for his insane challenges?"
Chris nodded towards Dave. "Dave's on the right track, but not quite. I just asked the storks."
Jasmine raised a disbelieving eyebrow. "The storks?"
"Oh yes," Ella affirmed, "those lovely birds that bring adorable new little bundles of joy to their parents?"
Shawn snorted. "I don't believe it. Zombies are real, but birds delivering babies is something I don't think is real."
"It's all true," Chris bobbed his head, pleased with himself. "I just had the interns send off a letter to them asking for eight babies, and here they are." He motioned to the babies in the contestants' arms.
Looking briefly down at the baby he was holding, Shawn shook his head. "Nope, still not believing it."
"Oh yeah," Sugar challenged. "Then what's that?" She pointed upward, causing Chris and the contestants to look up as well.
The intern in the hot air balloon watched as a stork flew by with a bundled blanket in its beak.
Positioned on top of one of the stages at the film lot, Izzy peered through her binoculars with a victorious laugh.
"Hah!" She lowered the binoculars, and handed them over to Noah. "Told you, Negative Noah."
Frowning, Noah looked through them, and lowered them after a moment. "Fine, you were right."
Izzy blew a raspberry at him.
13.2
An Unawake Courtney walked into a clearing in the woods. She hummed in thought and looked at the note that she found on her bed. It said to meet in the woods after midnight but she didn't see anybody around. Had she been stood up? Was she being tricked into staying up late so she wouldn't do well in the next challenge?
"This is ridiculous. They left the note and they're the one that's running late, really good planning they've done." Courtney scoffed moodily.
The CIT heard a twig snap behind her.
She turned around to see who did it. "Who's there?" Courtney didn't get an answer. "Hello?"
Another twig snapped.
"Okay seriously, come out right now. This is getting to be really irritating now." She declared at her surroundings.
Then someone quietly moved up behind her. A sort of sixth sense told Courtney someone was behind her and she turned around. Her eyes widened and she screamed.
Near the boathouse, Duncan popped up behind some bushes with his duffel bag slung on his back. Once he scanned the area, he snuck towards the boathouse and picked the lock. Inside, he threw his duffel bag into the back of the boat, opened up the boathouse doors, and hotwired the Boat of Losers. Once he drove the boat out into open water, he smirked.
"Nice. It went smoothly." Duncan set the boat on its course and walked to the back of the boat where his duffel bag was. The duffel bag itself appeared to be squirming. Sitting his duffel bag up, he opened up the mouth and looked in with a smile. "How you doing in there, Court?"
Courtney tried to free herself of the rope keeping her tied up and her protests were muffled by a gag tied over her mouth. At Duncan's question, she started making a lot of noise and struggled a lot more while glaring at him.
"Glad to know you're doing okay." Duncan grinned mischievously and closed up his bag. He walked back to the boat's steering wheel to observe his course before taking a sheet of paper and a pencil out. The delinquent made a check mark on the page. "And that crosses 'kidnap Courtney' off my list. Okay, so far during the loops I've stolen Chris's wallet, stolen Chris's passport, stolen Chris's wallet and passport, stolen Chef's wallet and passport, robbed a bank, stolen a sports car, spray painted all the trees on the island, carved a skull into all the trees on the island, successfully dated both Gwen and Courtney at the same time, and humiliated Harold in every single episode. What's next?" He scanned the page. "Looks like the next item on my list is to 'kidnap Gwen'. Shouldn't be too hard."
13.3
Trent watched from his hiding place as Gwen sauntered off to the dock to take a dip in the lake. As far as he knew, she was following the baseline, and if his remembrance of the baseline was correct, Heather was going to come around and find Gwen's diary to humiliate her in front of the whole camp. He wasn't going to let that happen this time.
Once Gwen was a safe distance from the cabin, Trent crawled out from underneath it, and slipped inside the girls' side of the cabin. He searched the room quickly before any of the girls found him, and pulled Gwen's diary out of a drawer of the dresser. Not wanting to be seen with it, he dropped the journal down his shirt and rushed out of the girls' side.
He darted next door to the boys' side of the cabin, and pulled his backpack out from under his bunk. Opening it up, he pulled Gwen's diary back out from his shirt, and slid the book in amongst his belongings. With the diary properly safe, he closed up his backpack and shoved it back under his bunk. Satisfied, Trent smirked to himself.
Let's see how Heather embarrasses Gwen now.
After his brief bout of pride, he deflated when he realized one flaw to his plan.
How am I supposed to get Gwen's diary back to her?
He facepalmed upon realizing he hadn't thought his whole plan through.
13.4
"Gotta say," Beth said as she walked with Cody, Lindsay, and Heather through the woods. "Paintball's a lot more fun when there isn't a challenge. We should get more normal camp loops more often."
Lindsay nodded. "Totally, though I wish we could've still worn those tail thingies. They were cute."
Heather scowled. "I thought otherwise." She paused when she heard a crunching sound, and turned towards Cody. "Again with the chips? Seriously?"
Cody waved the bag in her face. "Never forgo a good bag of barbecue-flavored chips."
"If you're forgetting, you got mauled by a bear for eating those chips." Heather pointed out.
"Hey," Cody complained, "I've done well at avoiding getting mauled while eating chips during these loops. I'm being careful."
Beth pointed. "Aren't those chip crumbs falling out of the bag?"
The island's resident bear roared as it emerged from the bushes, causing the group to scream.
"Take Heather!" Cody shoved the mean girl in front of him, Beth, and Lindsay. The mean girl stumbled while the trio fled in terror. Heather screamed as she saw the bear's paw come at her.
13.5
Justin couldn't help but feel uncomfortable with the situation.
"Um, why am I here?" He asked.
Chef shrugged. "You kids are never in here to watch me make your dang food so you got no appreciation for it. You're here so you can learn to appreciate it."
"Okay," Justin responded slowly before attempting to adjust his arms. "Any reason why I'm tied up like this?"
"You wouldn't come watch willingly." Chef took a large knife, and began chopping up some meat.
"But-" The teen model was cut off by a sock being shoved in his mouth.
"You ask too many questions. Just sit there and watch." Chef turned away from Justin, and returned to cooking.
Gwen walked into the Mess Hall. "Hey Chef, have you seen Justin anywhere? Katie and Sadie are looking for him, and…" She trailed off when she reached the window that separated the kitchen from the dining area. She stared at Chef casually making lunch while Justin sat on the countertop behind him, bound and gagged. "I'll come back later." She turned on her heel, and walked right back outside.
After Gwen left, Justin managed to spit out the sock. "Blegh! When was the last time you washed your socks?!"
13.6
Cody sat in the Loopers' Lounge, playing a video game when Brick walked in with a disturbed look on his face.
Pausing his game, Cody looked up at the cadet. "What's the matter?"
"Here's a hint and I'll let you figure out the rest- diapers." Brick answered, sitting down.
"Oh, one of those loops?" Cody prodded, and Brick nodded in confirmation. "I'll get you a drink." He got up from the couch, and went into the kitchen.
13.7
"Isn't it so much fun to loop together?" Katie asked Sadie.
Sadie bobbed her head. "Totally, you can have so much fun looping with a friend."
"Hey, since we're looping together this time around, what do you want to do? I've done a lot of stuff when I was looping without you."
"Well…"
Chef awoke early one morning to get started on making breakfast for the campers, and headed over to the Mess Hall. Upon walking inside, he nearly had a heart attack.
"What did you do to my kitchen?!" He roared.
Katie and Sadie walked out of the back room, holding paint brushes and cans and were wearing smocks.
"We thought the kitchen was looking a little drab so we touched it up." Sadie answered with a bright smile.
"We spent all of last night painting, but since we only have a challenge every three days, it was worth it." Katie added. "Do you like it?"
Chef stared at the new pink and green coloring of his kitchen.
"Katie, why is his eye twitching?"
"I don't know. Maybe he has an eyelash in it or something?"
13.8
"I'm glad that we're away from those condors, and those Easter Island heads. The island heads creeped me out." Gwen said as she sat in Economy with DJ.
DJ looked at her strangely. "I thought those were vultures."
"Condors, vultures, they look the same really."
"I'm just glad that I didn't hurt the condors or their eggs. I haven't hurt an animal since Jamaica, and I'd like to keep it that way."
Gwen huffed, crossing her arms. "I'm not happy about Courtney winning the challenge. Sure, we're friends again and all, but it seemed like she was rubbing her victory in our faces."
"That's Courtney for us." DJ answered simply.
At that moment, the jet rocked, making the pair fall off their seats.
"The heck was that?!" Gwen exclaimed.
DJ looked out a nearby window, and saw the mother condor trying to hit the plane.
"No!" Sierra's voice rang out. "Cody Jr. is mine now! Get lost!"
DJ sighed. "She stole the condor chick, didn't she?"
13.9
Chris counted the contestants he could see, and then looked at his clipboard. He smiled. "Only one missing, not so bad."
Sugar marched out of the water, pulling off her parachute as she did so. Stomping right up to Chris, she pointed her finger in his face. "Chris, what in darn tootin' is going on here? Why are we doin' the whole competition square dance again?"
Chris raised an eyebrow at the pageant queen. "Pardon?"
Shawn rushed over, and separated her from Chris. "She must've hit her head on something on the way down from the blimp. I'll just take her over here, and make sure she wasn't bitten by a zombie. Better safe than sorry." He pulled her away.
"Hey, leggo! I ain't no zom bee!" Sugar protested as Shawn took her away from the host.
Sugar glared at Shawn, putting her hands on her hips. "Are you pulling ma tiara?"
"No, this isn't a joke. This is really happening. I don't know much about it myself, but I'm trying to learn." Shawn said. "All I know is what I heard from Jasmine, who heard from Chef, who heard from Gwen, who heard from someone named Twilight."
The pageant queen snorted. "Twilight? Someone's named after a time of day? What's next? Someone named Sunset?"
"Your name is Sugar." Shawn pointed out.
"… Okay, you gotta point." Sugar replied, abruptly stopping her laugh. "So, if time is all wonky and we're stuck doing this over and over for who knows how long? What do we do now?"
Shawn shrugged. "Whatever we want to. Since the loop starts over and nobody but those who loop remember, there aren't any consequences for our actions."
"Oh really?"
"Uh, you're starting to get a really creepy look on your face. Should I be worried?"
"Last marshmallow," Chris declared at the elimination ceremony later that night. "Beardo, you didn't do much to help your team, and you made it sound like Sugar farted." Beardo took on a shocked facial expression, playing a dramatic sting. "Ella, you sung, you danced, and you found glitter, which was totally useless for building a shelter." Ella lowered her head in shame, and Sugar, having sat beside her, enjoyed her shame with glee. "The final marshmallow goes to… Ella!"
Sugar's glee was immediately wiped from her face. She stood up in shock. "What?"
Shawn got up from his seat, and walked over to her. "I take it your plan to vote for her didn't go as planned?"
With a scowl, Sugar shoved him down.
13.10
Gwen, Geoff, Shawn, Jasmine, and Sammy entered the Hub.
"Welcome to the Hub." Gwen introduced to the three third generation players.
"So," Sammy spoke up, "this is where our world is cartoon that people watch? Along with other shows?"
Gwen confirmed, "Yep, take a look around. I've got a few things I'm going to check on."
Geoff pumped his fist. "Sweet, I wonder if I could find some awesome party supplies." He and Gwen went off in one direction, leaving the Pahkitew trio to themselves.
"I'm going to see if zombies are real here like they are back home." Shawn told Jasmine and Sammy before walking off himself.
Sammy turned to Jasmine. "Want to see what kinds of shows they have here?"
"I'm game."
The two girls sat at a computer, and started looking up shows. Humoring themselves, they looked up Total Drama. They more than humored themselves; they found something interesting.
"What's the Ridonculous Race?" Sammy asked Jasmine.
"Not sure, let's click on it." Jasmine took the mouse from her friend, and clicked it.
Gwen and all the other Awake loopers, except Chris, stared at the two girls. "Another loop expansion? Seriously?"
"Seems that way," Jasmine responded to Gwen's question. "Apparently it's some sort of spin-off race of the show. Chris isn't hosting it, and some guy named Don is."
Dawn looked up from her tea leaves. "Yes?"
Sammy waved her off. "Not you, Dawn. Some guy named Don."
"Oh, okay then." The aura reader returned to her leaves.
"Anyway, it's a race that takes place after Pahkitew Island, and it's full of new people. Geoff, Noah, Owen, and Leonard were the only previous Total Drama contestants to be on it." Jasmine continued.
Owen raised a hand. "Hold on, I don't remember being on any race."
Noah patted him on the shoulder. "We'll probably the memories of the baseline next loop, Chubby Buddy."
"I do have a best bro named Brody back home," Geoff spoke up before adding, "tell us more, dudettes."
Sammy smiled. "Sure! First off, there's this really corny thing called a Don Box…"
13.11
Owen and Noah were playing cards in their cabin during a free day, and then Geoff barged in.
"You guys get your new baseline memories?" He asked them.
"Sure did, which means this is the first loop we're going to be experiencing the expansion. Just what we wanted, a longer loop." Noah commented, laying down his fives.
Owen chuckled. "Oh, you're totally ready to meet Emma again, and you know it."
"So what if I am? I'm just complaining how we have to stick out a longer loop now. I swear, these things just keep getting longer and longer."
Geoff shrugged. "I don't think it's all that bad. I mean, we get more time to hang out with our buds, and we've got more free time whenever we're not competing."
Izzy kicked the door open, interrupting the conversation. With an out-of-place frown, she marched over to Noah and Owen.
"Something wrong, Iz?" Owen inquired.
Still frowning at the boys, Izzy said, "Izzy smells inconsistency. Izzy smells foul play." She pointed to them. "How are you two reality TV pros when Leshawna and Tyler were the ones doing reality shows during Celebrity Manhunt? And how could either of you not invite me to be your race partner?"
Noah rolled his shoulders, not even blinking at Izzy's behavior. "We just work well together, that's all. And last I checked, Leshawna and Tyler stopped their reality show streak after World Tour."
Izzy turned to Geoff. "How about you?"
Geoff scratched the back of his neck. "I wanted to ask Bridge, but she was busy at the time. Brody was the next person I thought of."
Izzy continued to frown at all three boys until she just held up her hands helplessly, saying, "Alright." Merrily humming, she skipped out the door.
"Her emotions change on the flip of a coin," Noah quipped, watching her go.
13.12
The blue moon hovered high over the island.
Zoey and Mike, who had a fedora on his head and a backpack on his back, came to a fork in the road.
"Now which way are we supposed to go?" Zoey asked. "The Vultures have the map, not us."
Mike, or Manitoba rather, held up a hand. "Give it a moment, Sheila. Ol' Manitoba Smith will find our correct path in less than a minute."
"Okay," Zoey agreed slowly as she noticed something wrong. "Hey, where's Cameron?"
"The small fry? I've got him." Manitoba swung the backpack off his back, and opened it. He reached in, and pulled Cameron out of it by his hoodie.
Zoey looked at Cameron. "Cameron, what were you doing in there?"
"Sierra was getting a little too clingy so the minute she was distracted, I jumped in Manitoba's backpack. I'm certainly small enough for it." Cameron explained.
Manitoba added, "Noticed the little squirt in there about five minutes ago."
"Thanks for your concern, Zoey." Cameron thanked his friend. "But we should keep moving, otherwise we'll lose the challenge."
"Right," Zoey nodded.
Sierra's voice rang out over the woods. "Cam-ody, where'd you go?"
Cameron squeaked in fright. "Back in I go." He dove back into Manitoba's backpack, and the adventurer closed it up, shouldering it once again. Just in time too, because Sierra caught up to them.
"Hey, guys, have you seen Cam-ody?" A crazy Sierra questioned.
"Right path," Manitoba and Zoey both pointed and said simultaneously.
Sierra smiled at them. "Thanks! I'm coming, Cam-Codykins!" She ran off.
Once she was out of earshot, Zoey exhaled in relief.
"That one seems to be even more of a wily dingo than in the baseline," Manitoba observed.
Zoey whirled her head around at him. "Baseline? Wait, Manitoba, are you looping?"
"No, I'm not tying anything. You see any kind of rope or string in my hands?"
Cameron poked his head out of the backpack. "She means are you remembering things that happened before?"
"Oh, then in that case, yes."
Zoey beamed at Manitoba. "That's amazing! Now Mike and all of the others are looping." Her expression briefly turned sour. "If only Mal didn't loop."
"You're the last of Mike and the other personalities to start looping," Cameron informed the adventurer. "Makes sense I guess since you started appearing late into the baseline of season four."
"Ah, I see." Manitoba glanced up at the blue moon. "We should keep moving. Don't wanna lose this challenge, do we?"
"You're right. We should get going, and since Sierra took the right path…" Zoey thought out loud.
Cameron caught onto her thoughts, "Then for my sake, we should go left."
"Left it is then," Manitoba started jogging down the left-hand trail with Zoey close behind.
13.13
Gwen sighed, tapping her foot on the ground as she sat on the cabin porch, thinking.
Bridgette walked up to her. "Hey, Gwen. What're you doing?"
"Trying to think of something to do this loop around. When you've been through so many loops, it's hard to remember what you've done already."
Humming in thought, Bridgette stuck her hands in her hoodie pockets. "Well, you know how Geoff and I made out almost non-stop in the baseline?"
"Yeah?" Gwen replied, wondering where her friend was going with this.
"Why don't you make out with Duncan or Trent this loop? Time certainly flew by for Geoff and me when we did it."
Gwen hesitated. "I dunno. That doesn't sound like something I'd do."
"Gwen, one of the positives of these loops is getting to do something that doesn't sound like you'd do." Bridgette informed her.
"I guess you do have a point. If I should make out with one of them, who should I do it with?"
"Flip a coin?"
"I would, but I don't have any spare change on me right now."
"I think I do. Hold on, I'm sure I've got a coin or two in one of these pockets." Bridgette took a moment, rummaging through her hoodie pockets and the pockets of her shorts.
Bridgette sat at the picnic table at the film lot, watching something when Leshawna walked up to her.
"Hey girl," Leshawna greeted, taking a seat next to her. "What'cha watching?"
"Just something really bizarre," Bridgette pointed to where Gwen was making out with Duncan. "Is that how Geoff and I looked when we did that?"
"Uh huh," Leshawna affirmed.
"No wonder you guys voted us out first."
13.14
"Okay, Noah, you can do this." Owen encouraged his friend, massaging his tense shoulders.
"What do I even say to her? I have no experience talking to Unawake girlfriends." Noah fretted, Owen's massage not helping in the slightest.
Owen chuckled. "It's easy, buddy. Just be yourself whenever you're around her, except not mentioning anything like loops."
Noah turned to his chubby buddy. "One problem with that-"
"Go for it!" Owen pushed him towards Emma.
Caught off-guard, Noah stumbled towards the girl. "Hey, Emma! Don't say anything stupid- and I'm doing it."
Emma turned to him. "What? Have we met before?"
Noah smiled sheepishly. "Maybe?"
13.1- Really, where did Chris get those babies?
13.2- It actually was quite hard.
13.3- A noble goal, terrible execution
13.4- Another installment of normal Camp Wawanakwa
13.5- Sometimes Chef likes to have a captive audience.
13.6- Brick and Cody hate those loops.
13.7- Tune in next week when Katie and Sadie make over the Craft Services Tent
13.8- Cody Jr's resemblance to Cody is uncanny.
13.9- Sugar holla! Sugar has joined the loops!
13.10- Loop Expansion- the Ridonculous Race
13.11- Izzy would've dominated the race with Eva, or Noah, or maybe Owen.
13.12- Manitoba Smith has joined the loops! As of now, all of Mike's personalities have looped.
13.13- Gwen and Duncan's make-out session's resemblance to Geoff and Bridgette's is uncanny.
13.14- As Noah said, he's not experienced in dealing with Unawake girlfriends.
Loopers: Alejandro, Anne Maria, B, Beth, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Chef, Chris, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Mike (along with his alternate personalities of Chester, Mal, Manitoba, Svetlana, and Vito) Noah, Owen, Sadie, Sam, Sammy, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Sierra, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Trent, Tyler, and Zoey
Those of you who sent me loops, don't worry. They'll be in the next chapter. I write on a chapter-ahead basis.
