Lady Flonne &Lady Etna: Disclaimer we don't own Disgaea and Hgihschool DxD the author only owns OC Hero Prinny's attitude… Enjoy (Double wink and Forming Hearts for the viewers)
Chapter 1: Hero Prinny Meets ORC Devils DOOD!
"Tell me again why am I in this situation?" I asked the Tyrant in my mind's mindscape.
"It's because of that *Thing* that is now within you" he replied.
"Oh is that so?"
"Yes"
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"THEN EXPLAIN TO ME WHY AM I IN SOMEPLACE I DON'T KNOW, TIED WITH MYSTICAL CHAINS ON A CHAIR, SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!?" I mentally screamed on top of my lungs even if it's within my mindscape.
"AND YOUR POINT IS?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT MY POINT IS!?" I retort to him. "ALL I SEE RIGHT NOW IS A RED HAIRED GIRL WITH HER ARMS AIMING AT ME WITH A CRIMSON BALL, A BLACK HAIRED GIRL WHO'S LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING CREEPILY WITH A SMALL LIGHTING CRACKLING ON HER HAND, A BLOND HAIRED GIRL WHO IS CURRENTLY BRANDISHNG A SWORD ON HER HAND READY TO SLICE ME IN HALF AND FINALLY THE WHITE HAIRED LOLI GIRL WHO IS LITERALLY A WALKING TANK THAT CAUGHT AND BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME!"
"I STILL DON'T SEE YOUR POINT?"
"AW COME ON! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MY POINT IS…. I'M HELD HOSTAGE RIGHT NOW!"
"SO?"
"SO!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO!? CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW IN THIS SITUATION!? IT HAS'T BEEN A MERE FULL WEEK SINCE YOU REINCARNATED ME!"
"AH SO THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT" hesaid having realized my situation.
"SERIOUSLY!? YOU REALIZED THAT JUST NOW?" I mentally face-palmed myself of how this mighty overlord looks at my situation. Then again he is the mighty and feared *TYRANT OVERLORD* in our world so it's no surprise for me… and me as well considering I've been in the receiving end of my last master who is basically a tyrant boss at the same time.
"So are you willing to talk to us now?" asked the red haired woman who is currently still aiming at me ready to obliterate my existence. "Care to tell us of what you are and why we feel an overwhelming presence from you?"
"…" I stared and stood my silence. I was too busy multi-tasking of mentally arguing with a tyrant and the other of finding options of how I could escape which I deduce to three simple things.
Option A: I compromise and tell the honest truth and hope for the best they spare me. Option B: would be to keep silent and wait for the end. And finally Option C: PANIC… now that I think about it I always do Option C the most in my escapade of finding and completing Lady Etna's ridiculous quest during my hero time… ah the good all days.
"Ara Ara, Buchou it seems that our little guest is still trying to play hard to get" the black-haired ponytailed girl said while her lightning just started to get really nasty. "Let me take care of *softening* him up a bit" she finished with a lick across her lips.
A sudden chill just went up my prinny hide as she said those words. The ONLY thing I can think of right now is… .GOD… She and Lord Mao would get ALONG really BAD if they ever meet, a genius who likes to torment and experiment on just about ANYBODY and she would be someone who is willing to hurt just about ANYTHING. Mad Scientist + Sadistic Lighting Queen would just about tell one thing, T.R.O.U.B.L.E., except for those who are into S&M no offense.
"Akeno-sempai, I don't think that would help in this situation" said the blond girl. Nice going there pretty girl salutations and a thumbs up for you for trying to stand up for little old me just like Sir Axel. "Then again if he won't yield anything after Akeno-senpai's treatment then we could always try Rias- sempai's method" she added. Alright I take back what I just said just now… SCREW YOU PRETTY GIRL!, for getting my hopes up you traitor you're just like him except that you're a girl with blond hair looking for attention but later on would only come up in a disaster.
"…" The white haired girl who took me out that time is just there staring at me while nibbling her cookies. Aw man what I would do for what she is eating. She would certainly become best friends with Lady Plenair, now that I think about it… that white haired girl would certainly be Plenair no#2 if she ever decides to host a Netherworld TV show and strangely enough she kind of gives off that vibe to a certain species in our world called *Nekomata* if she was one, then her mascot character would definitely be a cat… a white cat to be precise. Lady Plenair with Usagi + the white haired Cat girl with a cat mascot talking would definitely reel in tons of Netherworld fans for their fan club and I definitely would be one of them.
"Still won't talk?' the red hair girl now named Rias said with a tick mark on her forehead. She is clearly pissed by the looks of her crimson ball still growing and ready to be launched. "If you won't then-"
"I'll talk" I let out a small sigh and just resigned myself for this, no use arguing if I want to live my second life to the fullest. "But on one condition free me and feed me first then I'll talk all you want and answer your questions. Dood" I finished and looked at their reactions.
"And what makes you make deals with us?" she *asked* but more likely she is threatening me right now because of my demands kind of like her… ah Lady Etna, even beyond dimensions your tormenting still follow me today.
'Your Devils right?, You'll grant any wish just like you said in that pamphlet of yours right Dood?" I retorted to her making it painstaking obvious of reality. "Then grant me my wish and I'll tell you everything. Dood"
The four looked at each other as if they were mentally debating. Who are you? , Doctor Xavier who can use Telepathy?, Really?, After a few mental dialogues forming in their minds. They nodded and release me of my demise of bindings.
"Finally" I breathed in and out and stretched my penguin body. Those chains are like literally crushing me like I've been into a choke hold by a pissed off Lady Etna after discovering that her precious pudding was missing and decided to vent it all out on me to be precise. After stretching I reached out and searched my brown purse bag for something.
"What are you doing?" asked the red haired girl as she took a defensive stance followed by the others as they were rather suspicious of what I'm doing.
"Ahah! Here they are" I exclaimed after rummaging for a few seconds and taking out what I searched for. "Gehenna's finest pudding. Dood!" I proclaimed in my prinny victory pose.
"Pudding?" the white haired girl said in bewilderment lowering her stance and tilting her head cutely. Oh my god… it makes me want to protect her so bad like Lady Plenair… be still my prinny heart!
After mentally calming up after that cute display I each handed them a pudding as a sign of good will hoping to ease their hostility. They were reluctant at first of the gift but I assured them that after putting a little bit of faith to me (which I mentally think they did), I wouldn't do anything to harm them after their kindness. Big brother Kurtis would be so proud of me! Thanks again for teaching me this things Big brother!
They then proceeded to each take a bite. Judging from their expression of euphoric glee, the pudding was absolutely to their liking. I mentally saluted and sob for my comrade prinnies for their sacrifice of finding the ingredients and teaching me the recipe so that we wouldn't face the wrath of our Self Proclaimed Beautiful Demon Lord Etna. Guys… I miss you all!
"This is really good!" said Rias as she continued to scoop up and relish the taste of the pudding.
"Ara, Ara quite the generous gift you gave us Mr. Penguin" said the black haired girl named Akeno trailing her lips with her tongue and giving me a seductive wink. Oh god she's definitely unto me isn't she? Hope that's not the case… nope… I'm screwed.
"I must apologize for my rude comments penguin" said the blond haired girl giving me a slight bow repenting. "I hope you forgive my actions"
I just sigh and gave her a penguin smile which relieved her and gave me a genuine cute smile… oh my I'm starting to think that she's a Tsundere just Like Big Sis Fuuka acting cold but certainly really kind and warm at heart.
The biggest reaction of them all was the white haired girl as her reaction was…
"Mine. Property." She said gripping and hugging me from behind as if marking me. Wait not another Etna Special Choke hold PLEASE!
"Ara, ara seems like Koneko-chan is quite fond of Mr. Penguin" said Akeno but the most notable thing is she is grabbing my penguin fin and pulling me out of the white haired girl's grip with an overly sweet smile and a dark aura behind her to back it up. "You Wouldn't Mind Sharing right Koneko-chan?" she finished while looking at me with Pure Lust in her eyes and sending chills all over my prinny hide that is worse than being cast out in the Coldest part of the Netherworld Arctic… if there was any. Okay seriously I wouldn't want that!
"HANDS. Off!" hissed the white haired girl named Koneko who is literally growling in retaliation. Wait… Koneko?, Seriously?, her name is cat-like?, Does that mean that the Netherworld fan club based on the Two wouldn't be that far off in the future? Yes! Thank You! Oh so much Badass Tyrant God Baal!
"WHY ARE YOU PRAISING AND GLEEFULLY APPALLED ME BY THAT?" asked the Tyrant.
"REASONS YOU CURRENTLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND DOOD!" I retort back to him.
"*ahem*" the red haired girl coughed a bit trying to get the situation appeased and garnering the attention of us while the Blond-haired girl was just there fidgeting in a corner and glancing at me. "Seeing that you meant no harm for us Mr-" She glanced towards me hoping to gain my name.
"Prinny. Hero Prinny, Dood" I replied to her with my red scarf swaying with an imaginary wind and defying the physics of gravity which I cannot comprehend and explain why. Don't ask me, I'm not a scientist.
"Hero? Wait Are you a hero?" asked a shocked Rias to this revelation as well as the others. No surprise there considering you kidnapped and did not let me explain…
"Yes" I affirmed. "I'm the red scarf Hero penguin of the Netherworld Dood"
Author's End Note:
HGN: Finally another chapter done. Thanks guys for viewing yet another hilarious chapter of our favorite Disgaea Hero!
Prinny: Thanks again for bringing this chapter and thank you readers for the support.
HGN: you're welcome prinny but on another note…
Prinny: Hm? What is it writer?
HGN: Why is the mascot of kuoh clinging behind your back and why is the sadistic lady behind you?
Prinny: Don't. Ask. It's for your own good writer.
Koneko: Mine.
Akeno: Ara ara I told you Koneko we are to share him? ufufufu ( Holding out hand and forming lightning)
Prinny: (start sweat-dropping frantically and getting paler) Writer…
HGN: (Hand on Exit door and looking at prinny's situation) Nope (smiling) you're on your own…
Prinny: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME!
Tyrant Baal: Oh brother… anyways don't forget to leave a review and thanks again readers… SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Prinny: Akeno-sama Please have mercy!
Akeno: ufufufu Come back here my little darling…
Koneko: (snuggles warmly behind prinny)
Prinny: DOOOOOOOOOD!