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. . . What? did that woman, probably my new "mother" just say my name was Hiro Uzumaki. I was reincarnated into the real world. Wasn't I? The only Uzumaki I new was the name of that character from a TV show my kid brother made me watch. I found It decently interesting and watched all of Part one before my new job began consuming all of my spare time. It was possible I was just born in a family with a strange last name. No need to freak out. Yes I was just born In a regular family on earth with that last name and no evidence proved otherwise. At least until I heard a deep gravelly voice shout "Yondaime Hokage, Step away from the Jinchuriki or this boys life will have lasted less than one minute."Guess that proved I was not in the real world. Even though I didn't watch the second series my friends would often show me important clips and cool fights and I had some vague memory of someone attacking the Main Character when he was just born. I guess that means I replaced Naruto. I was about to start freaking out in an existential crisis but before I could begin the familiar cold calm reassuring feeling of death washed over my body and calmed me. After a few minutes of talking I just couldn't make out over that loud shrill of my damned baby body screaming and I felt the air rush past my very sensitive baby body as I was thrown! Who dares to throw me! The mighty Hiro-sama, will be punished greatly! . . . At least when I learnt how to walk. Then they'll get their comeuppance, I swear it! I was abruptly thrown out of my inner monologue as a loud explosion rang in my baby ears leaving me with a terrible headache and a dull ringing in my ears. I was pretty sure babies could not hear as well as I could just after being born,but then again what the hell do I know about babies. Annoying loud brats the lot of them I tell you! Out of nowhere again I was throw out of my inner monologue by the most nauseating feeling I have ever felt in my (Past) life. It was like being ripped apart into a million tiny bits before being haphazardly put back together in the wrong way. It was at this moment another menu appeared in my head. I wondered how that worked since my baby eyes did not work, yet I could clearly see the familiar glowing blue menu.

You have received negative status effect: Nauseous - 30% accuracy (5 Minutes )

Apparently I am an idiot. I thought I would have a normal menu free life after being reborn. Now that I think about it the wording was 'Start the game'. Somehow I failed to recognize that that meant I would have video game powers. Just like in that comic I read on a phone app when I was twelve. Before my stuck up prick of a father Hideo Takeshi found out that I was 'wasting' time goofing off on my phone when I was supposed to be practicing and took my phone after giving me a hell of a beating. I still have those belt scars on my back. Thinking back the the many(12) video games my bunk mates in Ops forced me to try I thought 'character sheet'. Damn, I thought that would work. Well what about 'menu'. Again nothing happened. Then I tried 'stats' and surprisingly enough a new menu appeared

Hiro Uzumaki (Formerly Hiro Takeshi)

Level 1 Exp 0/10

Health 300/300

Chakra 1300/1300

Stats

Stat points:0

Strength:5 + (0) = 5

Endurance:5 + (5) = 10

Charisma:5 + (6) = 11

Intelligence:5 + (37) = 42

Agility:5 + (2) = 7

Luke:5 + (0) = 5

Money:0 Ryo(Personal) 36 573 528 448 Ryo (Family)

Total: 174 546 p (End game points)

Perks

Perk Points: 0

Incarnate of ?:

100 Chakra per level + 100 Health per level + Elemental Affinity:Mokuton

25% regen rate + 1 Charisma per level

50% reputation gain with Uchiha clan members

Uzumaki Clan Heir:

+100 Chakra per level + 100 Hp per level + 100% Exp gain in Fuinjutsu

+ Kekkei Genkai: Uzumaki Chakra Chains + 5 Endurance Per level

? 's Heir:

100% Exp gain in Fuinjutsu + 25 % Rep gain with Shinobi of konoha

2 Agility per level + Awesome badass blonde hair(+ 5 Charisma per level)

Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki:

1000 Chakra per level + 25% Health and Chakra Regen Access + Access to Bijuu Cloak form(s)

New Life Second Chance:

Previous skills, + Previous Intelligence(37)

Heart of death

Immune to Genjutsu, Immune to mind altering effects, + Aura of death + ?

Gamers Body:

Body acts like game avatar: regains 100% of health and chakra by sleeping, cures ailments by sleeping, removes need for rest, food, drink, sleep and air

Trained killer:

10% exp for every killed mob, + 25% rep gain with Shinobi and Samurai + 25% Exp to military related skills

. . . Wow, I'm pretty Op aren't I what bugs me are all the things that are labelled '?'. That must mean stuff I don't know about. The reason It is Uzumaki Clan Heir and not ? Clan Heir is because I heard my new 'Mother' say my name was Hiro Uzumaki. Even though I did not know Uzumaki was a clan the game must have counted it as being enough to warrant unveiling the name in the stats. All I knew was that the main character was the jinchuriki for the Kyuubi, but I did not know what the "Incarnate" thing meant or who besides the Uzumaki I was the Heir of. Those matter aside those perks are Beyond OP. Even if I did not know what "Mokuton" or "Fuinjutsu" was I would totally take advantage of all these buffs. That means I don't get points from any other source I would still have 81 charisma by level 15. Fuck Yeah! With that much Charisma could I convince someone to betray their village or even commit suicide? Just the thought of being that Charismatic sent Shivers through my baby spine. I decided to close Stats and try Something else. "Abilities" I thought. Just like the first time nothing happened. Then I tried 'Skills' and the first menu closed as a new one Appeared

Skills

Kenjutsu Level Max (100) : The skill in which one uses Swords or other similar bladed weapons. + 500% damage with Swords or related fields

Kyujutsu Level Max (100) : The skill in which one uses Bows or other similar ranged weapons. + 500% damage with bows or other similar ranged weapons.

MMA: The skill in which one performs Martial arts. Level 400

Styles:

Taekwondo level Max (100)

Judo Level Max (100)

Karate Level Max (100)

Kung fu Level Max (100)

Engineering Level 75/100: The Skill in which one performs engineering.

375% skill in engineering

Blacksmithing Level 50/100 The skill in which one performs blacksmithing

Sharpshooting Level Max (50):The skill in which one uses Gins or other similar ranged weapons. + 500% damage with guns or other similar ranged weapons. + 500% Accuracy with guns or other similar ranged weapons. + 500% damage with Guns or other similar ranged weapons

Miscellaneous (256)

I checked out miscellaneous and was disappointed by it being just a bunch of skill like my dishwashing level 27 or my cooking level 300. Basically just a bunch of household skills. I then mentally jumped for joy when I realized that all of my skills had ransfered over and would not have to relearn them! I closed skills and a notification popped up.

Achievement finish the tutorial: Took you long enough: finish the tutorial + 5 exp + 1000 ryo + 5 Skill points + 10 p (End Game Points)

I guess I achievements now. This all proves that I am in the naruto world. I still am not freaking out because of the perk "Heart of death". Well since this is the world of naruto where giant monsters can blow up mountains maybe my ascend to become a god above all of them is not too long away. I will become a god, and I will stop at nothing to achieve my goals! I immediately put my stat points into the 2 categories I did not have any perks for, 3 into Strength and 2 into luck

Hiro Uzumaki (Formerly Hiro Takeshi)

Level 1 Exp 0/10

Health 300/300

Chakra 1300/1300

Stats

Stat points:0

Strength:8 + (0) = 8

Endurance:5 + (5) = 10

Charisma:5 + (6) = 11

Intelligence:5 + (37) = 42

Agility:5 + (2) = 7

Luke:7 + (0) = 7

Money:1000 Ryo(Personal) 36 573 528 448 Ryo (Family)

Total: 174 556 p (End game points)

I closed stats and realized that in the time my mind had been doing work my body had long since fallen asleep. Curse this tiny baby body! Curse you! Despite the game system removing the need for sleep my baby body was still programmed to sleep most of the day and could not stay awake. So with that My mind too fell into the depth of unconsciousness

Author note: The first chapter did much better than I thought it would so here is the second chapter. I plan to speed up the story after 1 more chapter of introduction and begin the plot. Please leave reviews so I can learn your thoughts on what you would like so see in the story and give me your opinion. If you have any feedback I would love to hear it as well as suggestions on how the game system should work and what you think I should change, Bye!