AN: There are so so so many excuses I could give, but I think I'll just with SORRY! For not updating. Life got in the way somewhere. Anyways, I know I haven't finished the Seigaku team, but I just couldn't resist Atobe-sama! Haha! so here he his! Dedicated to QiQi. Your beloved Atobe-sama! Haha!

Response to my very first flame(: : Well, yea. Thanks for pointing all those points out to me? But honestly, this is a humour fic, and in my opinion, let's it be at least a little bit OOC. Not trying to sound defensive or anything, but I've read way worse OOC's where it doesn't even seem sane for the characters to be saying that. And on the comment on it being silly, well it is a humour fic, not a dramatic, long, formally written novel, so yea? cut it some slack! and they don't know that it was Ryuzaki-sensei who sent it either, hence the note of unformality. Oh, but the "it's a same answers" thing was actually useful, and I guess I'll try to work on that? Yea and if you're flaming me, could you please have the courtesy of leaving your pen-name so I could possibly see what YOU have written? I promise I won't flame it or anything, just curious. And anyways, thanks for those comments I guess, but I don't think I'll stop writing this because some people actually DO like it, okay? Oh. and aren't you supposed to be a critic, not a critique? While a Critique was the review itself, the Critic is the one who critiques the story.

/rant

Disclaimer: Honestly, if I owned a whole team of hot boys would you ever think I'd be writing fanfiction?

Please complete this by next Tuesday. Be as honest as possible. If we find out that you lied, you will be forced to drink one liter of Inui's most evil concoction. Happy Surveying!

Back to Basics:

Name: Atobe Keigo

Nicknames: Ore-sama and Atobe the beautiful, among many other countless complimentary names. Oh, and I get called a DIVA a lot too!

Age: 14

Height: 175cm

Birthday: Oct 4th. Worship me with presents!

Tennis Oriented:

Special Move: I'm good at everything really, but I guess one of my better moves would be the Rondo To Destruction! Mwa ha ha! You can never escape from it! And of course, you can never escape my Insight!

Biggest Rival: I'm greater than everyone, of course. But Tezuka is quite a worthy opponent.

Tennis Achievements: How am I supposed to list all my achievements in one line? It'll take at least three pages! is cut off before rambling continues

Tennis Failures: well, has ore-sama ever failed? Of course not! Right Kabaji? "usu"

Greatest Tennis Goal: for Hyotei to win the Nationals! And of course they will. 'cos ore-sama's the captain!

Biggest Tennis Advantage: ah! Where do I begin! My Insight's really really good, and so's my ball sense, and beauty's always useful and--- (AN: the author has cut off this really long list due to lack of space.)

Biggest Tennis Weakness: Ore-sama doesn't have any. Right Kabaji? "usu"

Tennis Habits: I might like to bring my hand up to my face whenever I do my Insight, but it just brings out my beauty, doesn't it?

A Little More Personal:

Favorite Colour: the nicenice purple of my hair. Honestly, have you ever seen such a beautiful colour of nature?

Favorite Food: Chocolates, actually, can't you just see ore-sama enjoying one with a cup of tea in his study, while reading a good book? But only ones from Godiva!

Favorite Scent: hmm…hmm…

Favorite Saying: Ore-sama no bigi ni yoina! Be awed by my prowess!

Extracurricular activities: Tennis. And I do enjoy fly-fishing occasionally.

Dream Job: I'm good at everything, really, so…ANYTHING!

What you're good at: (Refer to long long list attached)

Special Talents: (See above/other really long list)

Where do you live: A really nice mansion(: (address has not been disclosed in the event of obsessed rabid fan girl attack.)

Where would you like to live: The Caribbean was nice, the last time I went there, and then there's…

Greatest fear: loosing all my looks! Erm…

Biggest Obsession: I should have more then one.

Strange habits and/or activities: Ore-sama's never strange. He's simply unique!

Three things/people you hate: I don't hate people. They usually hate me for being everything they're not yea?

Much More Personal:

Significant Other: erm…erm…

First Kiss (when/where/who): It was stolen! That much I remember!

Most Embarrassing Moment: Ore-sama doesn't get embarrassed by anyone. Except when Shishido pushed me off the diving board in my own pool.

Secret fantasy: all of Ore-sama's fantasies have been realized!

Ever had a Crush on a teacher: NO! Really. But I bet that new Greek sub has a thing for me.

Do you...

-Have a crush on anyone at the mo? Erm…maybe? No wait! I don't do crushes!

-Have a crush on anyone WAY older/younger than you? DAME!

Just Plain Silly:

Can you sing the alphabet backwards: refers to alphabet list (Atobe does not fail!)

Do you have a favorite stuffed toy: YEP! He's called Ore-sama too!

Have you ever…

Cried to get out of trouble: YADA! Ore-sama does not cry. Unless he wants something. Then that's fair game.

Cried over a boy: Ore-sama does not cry!

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: No! What a ghastly, uncivilized and unbeautiful thing to do!

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator: ore-sama does not do such "menial" tasks. I have my butlers to do that for me. Yes, including pushing all the buttons if Ore-sama wishes.

Kicked a guy where it hurts: Nope! Kabaji can do it!

Burped in someone's face: Another uncivilized thing!

Do You Think You Are:

Smart: OF COURSE! I don't top every class by being retarded you know.

Sexy: I don't have to answer that! Just ask my fan club!

Athletic: Another rhetorical question.

Friendly: Everyone loves me! What do you think?

Funny: Ah, another one of my attributes. A really good sense of humor. Right Kabaji? a pause, before "Usu"

Dorky: No way! I'm too beautiful for that.

The End:

Most unlikely to respond to this survey: Jiroh. He'll be sleeping again.

AN: YEP YEP! new chappie up? after like half a year! hehe! a million sorrys! really really. hands out "sorry" cookies. SORRY! EVERYONE! even though updates have been irrehgular, continue to support yeas? so...read and review! and, as usual, vote for who you wnat next, yea? open to other schools!...except Nationals, 'cos I haven't watched till there yet. haha! so REVIEW!