Me: Greetings my dear readers! My apologies for the long absence. I..um.. joined multiple fandoms, one of which happens to be Marvel.
Savanah: *pops up out of nowhere* Which means I now have more siblings, you know besides Laura.
Me: *looks offended* It's not my fault Loki is so cute!
Savanah:*rolls eyes*
Me: Fine, if you're going to be mean about it. You can do the disclaimer!
Savanah: After you apologize.
Me: I knew I was forgeting something! *clears throat* To all the writers who I rudely asked to speed things up, I'm sorry, I asked you to speed up a delicate process that can not be hurried.
Savanah: *nods in satifaction* Good, Sweetheartcat5 does not own Lord of the Rings or any other related media.
Me: Now that that's all taken care of, I can track down Gandalf...
Savanah: *panics*
Savanah POV
Thorin had no time to protest as the approaching hoard was...…
no longer approaching.
I have to say, dream me is really good with knives. If this were the real world I would have accidentally stabbed my self already.
eep!
That was way to close. I need to pay more attention, if I get injured or something I might wake up, and I don't want to do that yet. I mean this the best dream I have ever had!
AH! SWORD!
Right no more monologuing, focus on the orcs? Bad guys … Things.
I sound like Pippin.
"Kili!" that sounds like Turiel which means...…
And now it's time for save a Durin with Savanah,
The part of my dream were Savanah comes out and saves a Durin.
Right moving on.
I made my way over to were Kili and Turiel were fending off Bolg as fast as I could. Unfortunately, by the time I got there Kili was about to be a dead dwarf. I quickly remedied the situation by shoving Bolg from behind, which thankfully caught him by surprise, which caused him to not only to drop Kili but to fall over the edge. Fortunately, Turiel was out of the way by then, not so Fortunately, Bolg turned and pulled me over the cliff with him last minute.
Ow... that actually hurt, if I didn't believe so strongly that this was a dream (or a hallucination) I would have thought that all this was real.
Oh look, Bolg is about to attack me with his clubby thingy.
Wait, WHAT?
Before I could even think about moving, the tower on the other side of the waterfall fell over to create a bridge. For none other than Legolas. So, instead of dealing with dazed and unmoving me (clearly the easier prey, not that I'm complaining) he goes to fight Legolas. I quickly decided that now would be a good time to start back up the hill to help Thorin when he needed it.
14 flights of stairs later
Boy am I tired, for being so short dwarves sure do love stairs. Of course the orcs didn't help either.
Nasty creatures, I wonder if they hold a grudge … seems likely.
I giggled at my little joke.
I think I'm becoming delirious.
Any way, Thorin looks like he's good for now, so I'm gonna catch my breath before I need to interfere. Well, I don't have to, but I want to. Besides, I saved the other 2, hate to stop when I'm almost done.
Aaaaaand he's following the floating not so dead body of Azog. I'll never understand why he did that.
With a sigh I stand up just as Azog breaks through the ice to attack Thorin again.
Joy
Savanah: *whispers* right, so I think I figured out where you can hide...
Thorin: Where? In MT. Doom?
Savanah: No! She joined a bunch of new fandoms which means there are more places to hide!
Me: *looks up from book* what was that?
Everyone else: *holds breath*
Me: huh, must be Bob. *shrugs*
Everyone else: *breaths*
Thranduil: *whispers* I don't care where you take us, just get us out of here!
Thorin:*whispers* I hate to say it, put I agree with pointy eared here.
Me:*stretches*
Savanah: *whispers* Follow me