Inuyasha: Off Scene

by Terminate My Existance

The title says it all. Okay, that really sucked, but I think that the actual story is better. That was my feeble attempt at humor, it really sucked. R&R And now I turned the second and last chappy into crack!

2. Chapter 2

Inuyasha off scene

Thanks to all of those who reviewed. () Huggles to you!

Now for the disclaimer

Me: Do the disclaimer, OR DIE

Ghostie thingy: (0.o) Meep Okay, penginyasha does not own Inuyasha, if she did would she really be doing this?

Me: Good, now heres your cookie

Ghostie thingy: ( o) Wo00t cookie!

FavouriteKitten: Thank you for telling me that! I thought that it was something along those lines but I wasn't sure so I didn't put it down. I was also too lazy to search it!

-Voice over intercom says "Were sorry to say but last night producer –enter name here- was found dead in his room. They think it was a drug overdose due to the two small punctures on his stomach. He was found dead at his computer at 12 midnight. On his computer there were certain… Disturbing…. Pictures of a man in a red and white outfit. A man with silver hair…who looked extremely like lord sesshomaru….but it couldn't be, could it? Oh well! He was apparently trying to upload them when he died. The funeral service will be held on October 31rst, due to his insane obsession with Halloween." Then screeches off-

Kagome: Oh my god!

Inuyasha: Whaaa..

Kikyo: -GASP-

Sesshy: Heh –smirks-

Shippo: WAHHHHHH

Sango: oh no –chokes back tears-

Miroku: -goes towards Sango- Here, here my precious flower let me console you. –hugs her-

Sango: -Hugs back-

Miroku: -Grabs butt-

Sango: -Slaps him and shouts "PERVERT"-

Miroku: Aaah it was worth it.

Sango: -turns and leaves-

- Everyone had been watching the whole time and is now looking straight at Miroku-

Miroku: What?

Inuyasha: How come you're acting all… normal?

Miroku: Would you rather that I bawl my eyes out like a baby?

Inuyasha: No but. I mean you act as if you have no emotions

Miroku: How many times must I tell you all this, whispers I'm really a ninja, 'member? And a ninja must never ever show emotions.

Kagome: -Puts her hands over his mouth- SHHH! Shippo is still to young to know that! Don't talk like that around him!

Shippo: Know about what? –jumps up and down-

Kagome: NOTHING!

Shippo: -gets all small and scared- Okay. –Runs out of the room and onto the nearest train home-

Inuyasha: Wait, why can't he know about ninjas?

Kagome: BECAUSE I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY!!!!!

Inuyasha: Sprinkle me with happy crack!!!

Miroku: Silly, that's not what the tooth fairy does, duh. She sprinkles you with donut dust!

Kagome: Donuts, WHERE!!!?

Miroku: Right over there! points towards the refreshment table

Inuyasha: No way!

Miroku: Way!

Suddenly, Kikyo is in the room with them

Kikyo: Silly mortals, I am the true-

None of them notice her and they all go to the refreshment table

Kikyo: Oh well, can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Kikyo goes over to the refreshment table

Naraku pokes his slimy little head out from behind the nearest hallway thingy

Naraku: I'm gonna catch you, you wascawwy wabbit!

Kikyo: But it's purple season!

Naraku: Oh, well then, ……

Naraku: OOOH DONUTS!!!

Then out of no-where, the very train that Shippo had been riding in is suddenly ripped from it's tracks and thrown into the studio building…It immediately blows up, blowing up everyone and everything in a twelve minute range. Every one dies.

And the moral of this story is……Never butter your toast with a pillow.

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(A/N)

I am sorry that I might have left some of you wanting more, but I kinda fell away from this, but I felt obligated to finish one last chapter before I killed them all/ finished the story. The story is now over, but I thank all of you that reviewed

ahem

Thank you…..

FavouriteKitten

meowsa-of-DOOM

PaddySnuffles

Oh wow,….is that all….I feel so unloved…so very unloved..