Disclamer: I do not own evangelion

Zero: Welcome one and all to the WTF Zone. We have a special guest tonight, give it up for ………. Yui Ikari!

Yui: Thank you for having me on the show, but how did you get me out of Eva Unit 01.

Zero: Ummm…….. my uber wicked skills? Hehe

Yui: Zero, what did you do?

Zero: I replaced your soul with someone elses.

Yui: May I ask who?

Zero: You don't want to know.

Yui: Oh but I do. So be a good boy and tell me.

Zero: Kensuke.

Yui: WHAT!?!?

Zero: What I needed a test subject, besides what could go wrong?

Alarm starts going off

Random tech: Oh My God! Eva unit 01 has gone rouge. Its demanding that Kensuke gets paired up with Asuka forever!

Yui: ZERO!!!!

Zero: On with the story!

fades to black

Zero: DAMN IT MY CLOAKS ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!

The WTF Zone

By Master Zero Raid

Case 3: Gendo Ikari

It was a normal day in Tokyo 3. Birds were flying trough the air, kids were going to school, everyone was happy. Except Gendo Ikari, he was having a very bad day, but what he didn't know was it was about to get much worse. "Sir, the third child and man from the city are here to see you." A young ladies voice come over the intercom we will call here Rain. To which gendo replied " What do they want?" "I am not sure Sir, they say its very important." Said Rain. "Fine, send them in." Gendo sighed

Out side the office Rain looks to the two waiting people. "The Bastard King says you can go in." she says dryly. Shinji nods and go's through the door with the man fallowing him close behind. Upon entering the office they walk straight up to Gendo's desk. He looks at the two people in front of him. "What do you want?" ask Gendo. The older man steps forward " Mr. Ikari, my name is Frost Mourn, I have an understanding that you have be neglecting your son Shinji. I also have here that you abandoned Shinji when he was only eight years old, is this correct?" Asked Frost as he looked up from his notepad. "He was weak I had no use for him. Come to think of it he is still weak." Gendo stated calmly. Frost looks over to Shinji who just mouths 'I told you so' "Well Mr. Ikari since you have admitted to doing these acts I have no choose to place you under arrest." Frost said as he pulls out a pair of hand cuffs. "Im the commander of Nerv, you can not arrest me." The bastard replied smugly. Shinji took this time to step forwards and speak "Ah but Father three years ago you were claimed to have died to evade paying taxes, and since there was no will all your belongings are given to me as I am your only living family." Gendo's smugness drained away along with the color in his face. "Since NERV itself was founded by you it is part of your belongs. Which means Shinji is the true owner and commander of NERV." Stated a very happy Frost Mourn. Needless to say Gendo was boned. Not only was he going to prison, he also lost everything he owned to his son. "Now Mr. Ikari if you will come with me." Frost said as he placed The Bastard king in handcuffs and lead him out of the room. Before they were completely out the door Shinji called for them stop for a moment "Father I just wanted to let you know that I am getting married next week." Gendo looked to his son and asked "………To who?" Shinji just smiled and replied" Rei, Asuka, Misato, Ritsuko, Hikari, And Maya." Before gendo could respond Rain walked in and asked "Shinji do you have enough love for one more." The wicked grin that spread acrossed Shinji's and the words he spoke would haunt Gendo for the rest of his life "Sure the more the marrier."

It was at that moment that Gendo Realized that his son was not only the commander of NERV but was truly the luckiest man in the world.

Zero: Wow, I think may have gone a little to far with that.

Yui: You had my son marry six girls.

Zero: Seven Girls.

Yui: Do you know what you have done.

Zero: Made Shinji the happiest man on the planet.

Yui: Yes and you know what this means?

Zero: No but im sure its going to be bad for my health.

Yui: IM GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!

Zero: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Yui: A very good thing.

Zero: and on that note im out of here. Please read and review.

Yui: Come on Zero, im sure Shinji will name one of his children after you.

Zero: Really?

Yui: Yeah.

Zero: Sweet!!!!