A/N: I'm sorry that I haven't updated! I love this story and it's my most popular, so I'm updating now. VOTE FOR PAIRINGS: If you don't want a major/minor OC pairing, just vote MithosxAmy, because that will have the least contact! I just listed all the males, so I'm not saying that I want Amy to be paired with them, but PLEASE vote something.

Mitmy (MithosxAmy), Yuamethyst (YuanxAmy), Kramy (KratosxAmy), Amelos (AmyxZelos), Regamy (RegalxAmy), Llomy (LloydxAmy).

Yes, I got bored and made up names.

Disclaimer: I don't own... You KNOW that.

PS: Vote now or forever hold your peace! The votes will be tallied and finalized TOMORROW, when I will have a special chapter primed and ready for y'all! THE STORY WILL GET A TINY BIT MORE SERIOUS FROM NOW ON. Anyway, since Amy needs someone to direct her, I AM admitting that I'm ripping off a million other selfinsertions and making her gamecube (in some people are guided by their PS2, but that's the game that they got inserted in) guide her. This is mostly a filler chapter with some fun, but other than that it's not hugely progressive because I want those votes!

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Izoold looks like something from my memory. I can't say where, but every time I look at it something flashes through my mind. I just remember a wooden area with a waterfall. Funny, huh? Anyway, when we enter, I'm immediately knocked down by a flash of red rushing by. Lloyd? No... It's Vincent Valentine! From FFVII. Okay, I do not trust my mind anymore. I'm betraying it.

Funnily enough, he grabs my arm. The others don't notice, but I hear his voice in my head. It's me. I think back immediatley. I know you? He rolls his eyes and pulls me along. It's your gamecube, dammit. I'm only taking on Vincent's form for now. I'll be disappearing in a momen- My eyes widen, and I glare at him. My gamecube is MALE?! Gah, you better not have watched when I changed in my room!

As Colette looks around, Vinnie disappears, his voice in my head now. I'm trying to HELP you, Amy. His voice then disappears. What the hell just happened again? ...Okay... Never mind then. Kratos looks back for a moment. I flash him a peace sign and he rolls his eyes. God, I feel bad for Anna. She was stuck with such a stiff? She musta really loved him. I now remember us traveling together with Lloyd. Good times... It seems like it was real... Cool.

Upon entering, a fat man we talk to tells us a conman named Afreid (Alfred... Aifred... I don't know... The guy has an accent!). I growl. That guy conned me out of 6,000 gald! Or at least, he conned Lloyd out of it... Heehee, Lloyd looks so funny in his pirate outfit... Anyway, on to point. Upon entering a cottage, we see Lyla. She's a bitc- okay, I won't swear... She's a female dog, dammit. Wait, didn't I just say I wouldn't swear?

She rushes off in a huff when I tell her (she pushed me into the table, that fu----- bi---) and we follow, some of us sweat-dropping. We then see her pestering Max. I sigh and bury my head in my hands. Poor guy, has to deal with that... That... Jerkette. She then turns to us and I contemplate jumping off the pier and swimming to Palmacosta, but apparently that's not an option.

And so, after Lyla yells at us, giving us directions (you'd think she'd be a little nicer to the people delivering her stuff!) and then seeing us off, we finally board the boat. Raine is spazzing out, but I love water. I take off my shoes and dip my feet into the water. Kratos pulls me up, looking annoyed.

"You're going to get your feet bitten off, you idiot." I huff again and ignore him the rest of the ride, and then we finally pull into Palmacosta. Great, the impostors- wait, I got it... I'll... do something to their guts! KYEHEH!

Anyway, I get back on my shoes and jump off. I may not look it, but I get incredibly seasick. Therefore, I proceed to hug the ground (like Raine a few meters away) and ignore Kratos', Genis' and Lloyd's weird stares. Colette is just peppy as ever. Damn angel.

After buying weapons (where'd Kratos get all that Gald?) and armor (apparently, I got a new scythe made of iron and a breastplate- I got a gauntlet too) we head up the path. I take the front in stead of Colette and run into the girl. I catch the potion easily between my fingers, dangling it in front of them. I'm so mean.

I pretend to drop it, looking perfectly shocked. The people demand that I pay for it. I say yes like a good little girl and skip off to Dorr's place first. Well, not really. I'm more stalking. Or strutting. You know, that kind of confident 'Holier-Than-Thou' thing Kratty does.

Vinnie has shown up multiple times since Izoold, by the way. He's rather helpful, actually. He tells me what kind of armor I need... What kind of attacks I can do... And so on. He actually tells me I have wingies. Not that that's much of a surprise- I am one of the four- no, five Seraphims, right? (And how come every time I try to spell Seraphims I spell it Seraphimas?)

According to him, I have angelic attacks but also the kind that Presea has. My 'Guardian' is just called Shield. It's all green like Lloyd's. Vincent, by the way, apparently was cursed by an evil X-Box... How the hell is that possible? He says he's kidding, but now I think he's a bit looney...

Upon entering Dorr's place, we get accused and prove them wrong. Ha. We go get Palma Potion, and give it to the impostors. But I stop them, grabbing the book from the giant ape-guy's pocket.

"I think you'll be giving this back, impostors." I sneer at them. Who knew it would have worked? Raine confiscates book at once.

She yells at the impostors for stealing such an important book.

Yell, Raine, yell.

See Raine yell.

See impostors pee their pants.

Pee your pants, impostors, pee your pants.

Anyway, I'll stop ripping off Dick and Jane.

The impostors run away, and now, we proceed to the academy.

"Isn't the school you were recommended for, Genis?" asks Lloyd.

"Yeah. I couldn't come, though." Cue Mighty and Mighty's Lackey.

"Impossible! Such a small child could never be recommended!"

"Yeah, it took me 6 times to pass the entrance exam!" says Mighty's Lackey, who we'll call ML from now on.

"Hey! Genis can even say his multiplication tables!" declares Lloyd. Genis sweatdrops.

"What kind of low-brow example is that?" he demands.

"It's a Lloyd Example." I comment. Lloyd glares at me. Mighty frowns.

"You know what they say- birds of a feather flock together! You must be of the same intellect!"

"If you're so smart, little kid, we'll have a challenge test to see if you're really that smart!" says ML. Genis accepts.

"Let's go study," says Raine after ML and Mighty leave.

Doom... I look at the study questions in the empty classroom. Yay, multiple choice!

Number one... How does 1st line of the preface to the Chosen Legend go?

a. The legend of Mana began in a small town.

b. Once upon a time, there was a giant tree that was the source of life.

c. Once upon a time, there was a giant tree that was the source of mana.

d. Once upon a time, a giant tree that was the source of mana existed.

e. None of the above.

Simple...

I circled my answer.

Numeral Dos. What was the name of the Hero in the ancient war?

a. Spritua

b. Mithos

c. Martel

d. Mana

e. None of the above.

Shit, now answer questions.

3. 'Please state who created the technique Ressurection.'

4. 'Recite the final line of the Chosen Legend Preface.'

5. Who was the first successful chosen?

6. What is the journey of regeneration? (1 Sentence will do.)

Again, easy. Though they're pretty creative with the questions...

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After the test, we recieve our scores.

"Lloyd Irving, 25." Go Lloyd!

"Colette Brunel, 150..." (I can't remember the scores...)

"What, it's not out of 100?"

"It's out of 400..." poor Lloyd.

"Kratos Aurion, 385..." I beat Kratty? Yes!

"Amethyst Rowenson, 385..." By the way, the stuff on the test was mainly about maths or ancient legends...

"Raine Sage, 400..."

Tension rises. Mighty's turn.

"Mighty, 395..." That brat beat me?! Not fair. Genis is okay, but...

"Genis got 400."

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And so, Lloyd hates me because he says I should have gotten a low score too. Well, not hates, but... Yeah.

Raine looks at me oddly now. Did I make THAT much impression that I was an idio- wait... I did, didn't I. Well, I think it's hardly fair that I got off.

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A/N: Okay... YOU GET AN EXTRA VOTE FOR YOUR PAIRING IF YOU CAN ANSWER EVERY QUESTION! For Number 6, just say what Colette says. I'll accept an array of answers. REVIEW PLEASE!