Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to repeat, Rainbow? Chapter 2
Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: &pops gum dumbly& what?
You guys asked for it, so here it is! Chapter 2 of this wonderfully stupid story! I still have no life! YAY! Let's all not have lives together!
"Danny… Danny… Danny… Danny… Danny…" Lindsay chanted annoyingly, trying to get her fiancé to start paying more attention to her than the stupid paperwork. Danny was getting really annoyed.
"Wadd'ya want Montana?" Danny asked, desperately trying to get her to shut up. Lindsay put on the cutest face that she could muster and looked him straight in the eye.
"I want some cheese puffs shaped as smart cars." Lindsay whined. Danny rolled his eyes.
"Are you 100 percent sure you want some cheese puffs shaped as smart cars?" Danny asked, getting up and stretching. Lindsay nodded and rubbed her growing stomach.
"You sure?" Danny asked raising his eyebrow. "'Cause last time you sent me out to get something for you, when I came back, you changed your mind." Danny said. Lindsay glared at him and he sighed.
"You're lucky that you're pregnant with my kid, Montana, or I would completely ignore your crazy cravings." Danny said. Lindsay popped her gum and smiled.
"Danny!" Lindsay exclaimed. Danny turned around.
"Yeah, Montana?" Danny asked. Lindsay popped up and kissed Danny passionately.
"I loooooove you!" Lindsay said perkily, and then went back to work. Danny rubbed his chin and grinned.
"Damn mood swings." Danny said, and then proceeded to his locker to get his stuff from his locker.
LATERDanny sat on a park bench with a swiss army knife in one hand and a cheese puff in the other.
"I can do this… it can't be that hard, right?" Danny said, scraping the cheese puff with the swiss army knife.
"See! I did it!" Danny exclaimed. As he said that, the cheese puff fell into ten billion pieces.
"This is gonna be a LONG day." Danny sighed, pulling out another cheese puff. After a few minutes of careful scraping, it was shaped like a smart car! Danny held it up proudly for the world to see, and then a little squirrel jumped up on him, grabbed it, and ran away quickly. Danny blinked dumbly, and then growled and pulled out yet another cheese puff.
1 HOUR LATERDanny walked into the office that he and Lindsay shared with a zip lock baggie in hand. Lindsay looked up from her work and smiled.
"'Bout time you got back." She said impatiently. Danny dropped the bag of smart car shaped cheese puffs in front of her. She pushed them off the desk.
"What's wrong, Montana? Not to scale or something?" Danny asked. Lindsay shook her head.
"I'm not hungry for smart car shaped cheese puffs anymore… Stella brought me some sushi and bubble gum ice cream and Flack brought me a grape soda and Hawkes brought me some salt & vinegar chips and Sid brought me a pickle and Mac brought me a lollipop and Adam brought me some celery and peanut butter, and Peyton brought me a cookie!" Lindsay said proudly. Danny rubbed his temple and grunted.
"You wanna know what I'm hungry for?" Lindsay asked. Danny looked at her and nodded. Lindsay smiled.
"You." Lindsay said seductively.
Insert your wildest lemon fantasy here
They were interrupted by someone coughing loudly to get their attention. The both looked and saw Sid standing there smiling.
"SID!" Lindsay yelled. "Have you ever heard of knocking?" Lindsay asked, covering herself with her lab coat, which was conveniently placed right near her. Unfortunately, for Danny, his lab coat was near Sid's feet. Sid's smile grew.
"I heard someone screaming. I thought you might have been hurt." Sid said, kicking Danny's lab coat towards him and walked away. The door closed and Danny grinned at Lindsay. She smacked him hard on the head
"Stop it with the eat shit grin or you wont have a mouth to grin with." Lindsay said, glaring at her fiancé.
The endSorry if that wasn't long enough for you… REVIEW and I MIGHT add more.
