I KNEW that the 'Drunk Xemnas' thing would attract people! xD
In case anyone wanted to watch the AMV (which doesn't have the Demi-licious in it, sorry, that was inspired by another AMV. The songs are also sung by different Organization members...) here it is! http//www. youtube. com/ watch?v Nta8D0 bKuxg Just take out the spaces.
I'm amazed that everyone found this so funny. Wow. Alright, I'm gonna continue it... Here we go!
Kingdom Karaoke
aka
"Why You Don't Let Demyx Talk You Into Doing Anything Involving A Microphone"
Chapter Two - Marluxia Can Get Sexual, Too!
Pairings: Same as last time. No, there really isn't any MarLarx. I despise that pairing (no offense to anyone who does like it. My best friend does. She also hates VexLuxia, can you believe that?!).
Disclaimer: I want my very own Vexen. And a Demyx. Or just some plushies. Or some DemyxVexen boysex. Other than that... -sniffle.- I DON'T OWN.
Warning: Major XigDemVex, Marluxia bashing, and Larxene bashing... All in good fun, though!
Inspiration: Same as last time, plus my reviews!
Enjoy!
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Marluxia sashayed over to the stage, 'cuz we all know he's gay like that. Especially for Demyx. Everyone is gay for Demyx. Demyx is fag-alicious.
Vexen glared at Axel as if he could read his thoughts.
Axel sat down in his seat like a good boy, then leaned over and whispered to Roxas, "I think Vexen is hot for Demyx."
Larxene tilted her chair back to look at them. "I like whispering, too!" she said in a very loud voice.
Xaldin suddenly found interest in Axel's conversation, as well. "I don't think Vexen can get hot at all..." he snickered.
"Number III! Stop punning!" Xemnas shouted as saix draped one of the Superior's arms around his shoulders so that he would become a drunken heap on the floor for all of the Xemnas fangirls to rape. Apparently, Number I was not quite through with his drunkeness. Now he was intoxicated with a premature hangover. Poor Mansex!
Xigbar fired a warning shot into the wall near Vexen's face.
"Keep your glares to yourself. Demyx isn't your little dude..." the Freeshooter said, then wrapped Demyx in a very possessive embrace.
"Alright, I'm going to sing now!" Marluxia announced into the microphone, his voice very shrill. His eyes were narrowed in a 'PAY-ATTENTION-TO-ME-NOW-OR-THE-AUTHOR'S-GOING-TO-MAKE-VERY-NOT-NICE-THINGS-HAPPEN-TO-YOU!' way.
Larxene politely clapped her hands as she returned her chair to it's original position.
And then, as the room quieted and Xigbar's guns were no longer active, the Graceful Assassin began to sing.
"If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room," he sang.
Xemnas, Saix, Lexaeus and Zexion could appreciate this sentiment. Vexen would've been enjoying this, but he was txt msg-ing someone on his new Verizon Mint Chocolate cellular phone. His plan gave free Text Messaging after nine o'clock, and since it was never day, he always had free Text Messaging!
"And for eternity I'd lay in bed in my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head."
Axel bobbed his head to the beat of the song; he was liking it, too. Roxas was wondering just what the point was.
"I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead." Marluxia smirked a little; why no one knew... yet...
Xigbar and Demyx were too busy seeing who could push their tongue further down the other's throat to really care.
"I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay."
Xemnas and Saix were ready to hit the hay; well, Saix was. It wasn't often Xemnas got drunk, and he wanted to take advantage of it and maybe get his turn to be the seme! (Yeah, Saix is too pretty to be the seme. xD)
"I called her on the phone and she touched herself," he sang with full conviction.
Everyone, except for Demyx and Xigbar, because it hadn't really registered with them yet, looked at Larxene.
"She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep."
Larxene looked very angry. Demyx clung to Xigbar in fear. There were little lightning bolts shooting out from all of the electrical sockets, and if one shocked him, he was screwed.
Marluxia continued singing with no care in the world. "At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul."
"You'll be lucky to be in a chair when I'm done with you..." Larxene growled.
"Omigod. I just puked in my mouth a little bit," Axel moaned.
Roxas apathetically handed him a tissue.
"I do not want to know, Number XI, what you and Number XII do in your spare time!" Vexen said, snapping his phone shut.
"Shut it, you rotten old geezer!" Larxene snarled. "Why don't you just go have Text Message cyber-sex with Demyx!"
Xigbar's guns were out again, and Larxene had to jump into a portal to avoid all of the shots.
"I love you, Xiggy..." Demyx sighed happily.
"Wait... so it's true...?" Luxord asked. "You and Larxene...?" he blinked, confused.
Marluxia put down the microphone. "Who said I was singing about Larxene?" he said simply as he hopped off the stage.
The Luna Diviner made his way to the Karaoke machine. "I think that's about enough for one ni--"
Xemnas grabbed his hand as he went to turn it off. "Nu. Mah turn," he said, then hiccuped.
"Just don't puke on the stage, Xemnas..." Saix warned, sighing, as he helped the Superior up onto the stage.
Xemnas gave a dopey smile. "I like Aerosmith," he said as he chose his song.
"That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady..." he intoned, because he was too drunk/hungover to really sing without hurting his own head.
Everyone had a guess as to who their Superior was singing about, but it wasn't until Xemnas actually started pointing to Marluxia in time with the beat that it was confirmed.
Marluxia pouted.
"Well, don't sing gross songs about Larxene!" Axel huffed.
"Cruise into a bar on the shore,
Her picture graced the grime on the door.
She's a long lost love at first bite.
Baby, maybe you're wrong but you know it's all right!" Everyone found out that Xemnas was actually very good at doing that screechy thing that Steven Tyler does during every single song, even Aerosmith's ballads.
Saix couldn't help but to chime in, "That's right."
Marluxia seethed.
Demyx giggled, and Xigbar found himself oddly soothed.
Luxord, Roxas, Lexaeus and Zexion were horrified by the actions of their intoxicated leader.
"Backstage we're havin' the time of our lives until somebody say..."
"Forgive me if I seem out of line," Saix said as Xemnas thrust the microphone in his face, thinking that they were now a duet.
"Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!"
Vexen was furiously text-messaging.
Marluxia pulled out his cell-phone as it began chiming, "Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me..."
"Never judge a book by it's cover,
Or who you gonna love by your lover.
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise.
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise!"
Saix was having fun now. He had a beer in one hand, still supporting the Superior, grinning ear to pointed ear.
"Ooh, what a funky Nobody!
Ooh, he like it, like it, like it, like that!
Ooh, he was a tranny!"
Roxas burst out laughing, and Axel and Xaldin spit out the alcohal that was in their mouths, coughing and chuckling simultaneously.
Marluxia was not happy to be called a 'Tranny' and have Zima spit on him.
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Alright, that's the end of this chapter.
Next Chapter: Axel gets sentimental... until Zexion finally opens his mouth.
Leave meh some reviews! Yar! I be a pirate!
Luxord and Xigbar: -glare.-
A super hot rockstar?
Demyx: -pouts.-
A really flamboyant gardener?
Marluxia: How about no?
An extremely intoxicated leader of a group of heartless people in black coats trying to summon up the worlds biggest paper heart?
Xemnas: -too busy trying to feel up Saix.-
xD Oh, my poor, poor brain... It's kind of dead. Thanks, Squeenix and Disney.