Disclaimer: If you don't know it by now, you are all either idiots or retarded, so for all those that don't know, Ranma is not mine, and neither is Kim Possible, if you want to sue me, then fine, but you will be paying more money than you will get in return.
Authors Note: As I said it in previous chapters, I hate Akane, I think she is an angry BIT(H that doesn't listen, throws her anger around like fireworks on Independence Day in America and is way too suspicious to be a simple girl, so I mould her the way I want it! But she will make an appearance in the story.
After that, I suppose part of my rant is done, so here is my next rant…I am just skipping through some of the missions and introducing the villains as I see fit, I can't be bothered going through everything because all the missions are just too much! I am only going to have about four chapters as part of the years before So The Drama and I will take it to that part of the series, anything else is entirely OOC, you don't like it, you can write something like this yourself, for I have no real need to alter it in any way.
Second rant is done, just one more…I know some of you hate the rivals and fiancée squad, but they will make an appearance in the story if nothing else but for slapstick comedy. As for pairings, it is either a Ranma-Kim/Shego pairing or a Ron/Kim/Shego pairing, I have no idea beyond that…
Mini Rant…No idea what the hell I am going to do with Kasumi or Nabiki in the end, but you can stop giving me stupid ideas about Totally Spies or Gandam Wing because this is only going to be a Kim Possible xover with brief mentions of other Anime like Sailor Moon or something like that, so SHUT IT WITH THE STUPID IDEAS LIKE THAT!
There, all done.
3: Diary Entries. Time Passes. Suckered into Anime.
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Dear Diary,
I know that some may think of me as stupid when I tell them that I have trouble learning, mainly because I am smart, but I have to push myself to the limits when learning school stuff, if it isn't Martial Arts, I can't learn it quickly, but I push myself to learn it like it is Martial Arts and push myself to be the best in any way I can.
I know some people also find me good looking and I have to pretend that I like some of the guys at school, but they are all too idiotic with their good looks, or they are too smart and butt ugly, I never can get someone who is well rounded.
Mercenary said that there never was the perfect man out there, and I should just choose someone I like. Big Sister just says that she used to like Tofu, and I sort of like him like that as well, but can you honestly say that once you see someone like that, that you can settle for less?
I know I can't.
Stupid really. Some of the guys at school are nicer than most, but why must I hover around them to get them to notice me?
Oh, Mercenary called yesterday, she said that she is going to spend some time relaxing in Spain for a year or two "to work on my tan" she says. I honestly think she is just bunging it on so she can use some of the money I gave her, but I could be wrong.
Big Sister also talked to me about some of the positions for teaching at Middleton High School, but I told them that the only thing there that she could teach would be Languages. She agreed and applied.
I will never know how she can be so dense yet so unbelievingly smart at the same time.
Anyway, the tweebs were causing trouble. As usual. But they were manageable, I still don't know what Mom and Dad see in those two annoying brats. I must not kill them, I must not kill them…
And today, Bonny, the royal princess of the school, tried to get me kicked off the cheerleading squad. Again. But she failed because she couldn't find someone to take my place. Serves her right. She tried to do several other things, like humiliating me, but it turns out that traps rarely touch me. Guess I am just that good.
Anyway, there's Mom calling me down for dinner, hope it's her beef casserole, I love it…
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Dear Diary,
I never knew that teenage girls had this much troubles with growing up, I mean, sure, I can take the twittering about boys and fake loving one of those morons who think they have any sporting prowess, heck, even the The Idiot could beat them in a round of running and dodging while throwing some stupid ball around.
Though The Idiot would attack them all with a bokken, claiming that they were all foul beasts under the enslavement of the "Foul Sorcerer."
Bah, just like them to think they are the best, they are all weak and stupid.
Anyway, I got some news about Tomboy from Mercenary who is keeping some contacts over in Nerima, turns out she was released on probation for six months and was about to start up her own shop.
I don't know about you Diary, but I fear for humanity when news got out that she was starting up a shop selling lingerie. Wonder what she would do if some husband comes in to buy a piece for his wife.
Got some news from Tomobiki as well, turns out that those high energy signatures were from a few high powered people in a Shinto shrine, maybe I can take some time off this week to challenge them to a fight, I would love to fight one of them later on, of course, I have to find that damned Unlocking Kettle so I can change back to my birth form, then I can lock myself into my birth form and challenge so nothing gets in my way.
Oh yeah, about Tomobiki, apparently, that is one of three major sites where unexplained things happen, like Nerima and Juuban. I am seriously starting to wonder why Japan is so screwed up. But what irks me even more I that no information about these happenings makes it out past Japanese borders. Information is low, I still want to know what is happening, but hey, I can live with some low information for now.
Also, I found that the Saotome Clan held extensive houses across Japan, seems that we had properties in Juuban, Nerima, Tomobiki and several other wards throughout Japan, and several others across the Chinese province. Seems I have Amazon Status since one of our number saved them from extinction early on when they were weak and nearly killed off. I knew I should have beat up on the Old Ghoul when I had the chance to get all the information I needed from her.
Chances lost is better gained through chances gained another day.
Stupid ghoul and Bonbori-girl never thought to ask if I would have gone with them. I suppose it comes down to the fact that a male can be pushed and pushed, but they will never budge.
Still, I always did wonder if my Spatula-girl ever flattened Bonbori-girl at any time. Sure, they never came to heads when I was there, but that could have changed later on. I still need to go into the village later on and find some scrolls that I know they have on other techniques.
Training also went well today. I managed to form a small orb of energy like that girl in Tomobiki did in the videos, only, I still can't hold a beam of ki like she can or refine it into a small beam. The orbs of ki floating around was easy though.
Well, there goes the Tweebs, I still wonder if they were ever dropped on their heads as children when I wasn't around…
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Dear Diary,
I did it! I managed to get a beam of ki into my hands! It was hard work, but I can sustain it indefinitely and form balls all around like the videos showed. My ki reserves are massive now, I am even more powerful than I was when I fought Bird-boy and if I can learn how the Dragon Princess managed to float, I will be able to fly like them and truly be a master of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts!
Letch appeared yesterday, stole some of my panties, the pervert. I really need to look into a titanium mallet and maybe something with horses and dragons on it so I can launch him into the air.
Serves the pervert right.
Anyway, I saw Pig-boy yesterday, he was walking through Middleton and didn't even recognise me, guess I changed that much. He looked like he did before, like a muscle bound ape. He also had a marriage ring on his finger. Wonder if he married Tomboy. Something to ponder on later.
Oh yeah, I managed to increase my speed a bit more, and the ice sword I managed to collect isn't an ice sword at all, but a hilt that uses cold chi to emulate a blade of pure energy that freezes what it touches. I tried it on a rabbit and managed to make an iced bunny, ha!
Anyway, the staff I managed to find was something called the Phoenix Wind, it was, according to the notes I got from the Old Ghoul, the Phoenix Kings Battle Staff, made to channel hot chi into it and make blades of hot air that could slice through mountains. The Amazons never found out how to use it apparently, or they couldn't, but it proved to be difficult to use like the hilt of the Ice Blade I found. Still wonder what Jusendo has with all these silly Hot and Cold chi based attacks and weapons. Pure Ki is much more effective than chi.
Found out more about Tomboy anyway, she got arrested again for assault and has to get anger management classes. When I told Mercenary and Big Sister about it, they laughed and said it was bound to happen again.
Mercenary managed to not use all the money I gave her and invested it into a nice clinic for Big Sister, I am probably going to ask her to buy the building and expand it a bit. Helps when I go on these lame missions, something to heal me when I get too confident or sure of myself.
And then there is the need for someone to talk to without stretching the truth. Something that I have become increasingly good at. I guess that I also need to learn how to lie properly. Never did get the hang of that.
There's Dad, probably wants me to go to that silly Rocket Boosters Club thing with him. Oh well, better get ready…
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Dear Diary,
YES! My "thirteenth" birthday has arrived!
I seriously got some good presents, but what I really loved was the toys that I got from Wade, apparently, he knows more than he lets on, but still…
Anyway, from Mercenary, I got this cool new CD from this new boy band, but I like their music, on the side, she gave me this cool garrotte set with titanium coils, even ones of fibreglass and steel. They are so cool, and they are strong enough to hold the weight of three full grown men.
Big Sister got me this cute stuffed rabbit and a message to be good. On the side, she got me books on Shiatsu and other practices of pressure points. She even managed to get me a professional acupuncture set and some ninja spikes. Said that in my "line of work", I could use all the help I can get. I think she is just worried.
From Wade, who I still haven't met in person, I got this new grappling hook that I really don't need, but will use for the sake of sanity amongst the people, and a set of prototype gravity weights for my body that increase the gravity in certain areas of the body. Cool thing about it is that I can weigh down my body so I can't perform any inhuman feats. Only good thing about them is that they work on just my body with something called an Inverted Zero-point Gravitational Field Matrix. No idea what that means, but I can finally use all my strength and look normal. Takes some getting used to at first, but it is way cool, and it looks like belts, and they are in different styles as well, there is even a waist bandolier to store all my things.
Anyway, from the Tweebs, I got a gallon of rocket fuel that I still can't understand. Sure, its explosive, but I can't find anything to do with it.
Maybe I could use it to burn a small place out in the forest to place an underground lair or something. Every other hero gets one, so why can't I?
Heh, anyway, after that, some of the presents were slightly lame. From Mom, I got this beautiful sundress that I had been looking to buy for ages. From Dad, I got a book on nanotechnology since people, mainly villains, have expressed an interest in it. I managed to also get this thing from Dad called a Nano-Regenerative Medical Bracelet, something they have been working on for a while, the only thing the bracelet can actually do so far is strengthen bones to be as strong as diamond coated titanium made by science. They are also just as heavy, they make the bone extremely dense to the point where my size was increased by a few inches just to adapt to the density of the bones.
Ron gave me a Bueno Naco gift voucher for thirty dollars.
Bonnie was a little on the angry side that I grew up, apparently, there is a height restriction for cheerleaders and I was lacking. I guess I got in good with certain people. But now I am the heaviest of the cheerleaders.
Sucks to be me.
Anyway, after that, I got this great book from Granny about Buddhist monks and meditation. It looks worn and is in Japanese, but I can still read it, she left a note to learn more languages so that I can get around easier. I am happy that she cares about me even if I was adopted into the family. Makes me glad that I have a family that actually cares about me instead of uses me.
Well, I managed to get a new computer that was upgraded by Wade then by the Tweebs, Mom and Dad took a look at it and upgraded that as well, so I guess I have a good computer. Oh well, guess I have to learn how to use this stupid thing.
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Dear Diary,
I HATE THE TWEEBS!
They wrecked my room and took a look at my other diary, the one I keep all my more public thoughts in the open and in English.
Never mind that they are annoyingly cute and innocent in looks only, I swear, they are possessed DEMONS!
I met this cute girl yesterday and she is interested in girls as well. I never knew that blondes were so high strung. She was tall, but apparently, she is this race car driver from Japan. She dresses like a guy and nobody can tell yet, but I know, guess it comes with living in a town where cross dressing is in abundance. You know who I mean.
So, after much dispute and a few disruptions, I managed to convince her to go on a date with me, looking innocent and ignorant of the fact that she is a girl. When I went over to her place, I met this nice girl called Michiru and their adoptive daughter Hotaru. There was one woman there though, named Setsuna, she had a powerful aura, but it was nothing compared to Hotaru, her energy was massive, despite her sickly looks.
Michiru was next, she had some power, and she looked to be well raised, like nobility, but Haruka was the weakest of them, the girl I went out with, but she was powerful anyway. Hotaru sort of freaked me out the way her power leaked around her, but it was pure, so I wouldn't have to kill her for corruption just yet. Power like that shouldn't go unchecked.
Setsuna had the stain of darkness and corruption, but it was old, so I have to keep an eye on her for a while.
Haruka is the most susceptible to corruption, as she is head strong and stubborn, but easily manipulated. Michiru is innocent enough to be corrupted, but I am not really concerned with her.
Sometimes I hate having gained that gift from Bird-boy when I released his energies and got caught in the backlash. Empathy sucks.
Moving on, I looked into some investment possibilities in Japan, not all of them were good, but some of them would do well, I haven't made up my mind yet, but I can still pay my own way around things. One third of the stash is gone already, but I am going to be fine, I know some things are better left hidden.
Damn it all, I just know some things were too good to be true, well, I got to go beat up the Tweebs…
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Dear Diary,
CHRISTMAS!
Nothing but pure white snow!
I sometimes wish I could just go back to Japan in my true form, but I know that people will start talking.
I need to move quicker in some of my plans to expand the Clan out more. I suppose I can adopt Spatula-girl into the clan and I am sure that I can adopt Mercenary and Big Sister into the clan as well, satisfying the family honour of joining the schools.
Oh, that reminds me, I managed to find out that Waterfall has been released from the Asylum, turns out he just needed some counselling and a good wife. Vampire married Waterfall and the Clan House and Dojo were under Saotome Clan control, I left a note from my last visit to Japan when I bought the property saying that they would have to pay a two hundred yen rent, but they could teach at the dojo and everything worked out okay.
I still wonder why I even kept the Saotome account open in the Japanese National Bank.
Neko-ken produced a new affect lately, my sight, smell, touch, taste and hearing are so much better now, I can see in more defined shape and the colours are so vibrant, my senses tingle every time I am awake!
The Beam Sword Technique is coming along quite well, and I managed to float for a few minutes, but that requires lots of energy to do for too long. With the Beam Sword, I can't even manage to hold the levitation for a few seconds, so I devised a way to do it easier by producing ki in a continuous stream by making the balls float around me and keeping the sword active, then trying to levitate, my Ki reserves are sky rocketing beyond anything I could have ever imagined, I even managed to change the shape of the sword to a flat blade with a spiked hilt. I am still learning how to teleport and phase through things, but I managed to put my hand through the table a few days ago, I still have a bit of wood under my skin, but that is easily removed.
I learnt that the girl who made all these techniques had some sort of cat that was a companion, and had some sort of technique to talk to it, I guess I can still do something with my Ki, but finding a companion to talk to and have special abilities is useless.
I also found that my strength has increased as well as my speed, my Ki channels have widened so much that ki is literally infused with my body and I could, if my theory on how Letch and Old Ghoul managed to survive so long is correct, I should last longer than normal, but I never felt this kind of power before, I also noticed that I seem to eat less and breathe less, like my body is adapting to something more powerful, but I am able to keep my body normal through forcing my ki to react with my body and even being able to move.
Anyway, Ron is back, I gotta run before he finds this diary…
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Authors Note:
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Right, so this is just a filler that I came up with to pass by the years so I could push onto the first mission with Kim against Shego and Draken, I still don't know what the first mission was about, but I am doing my best to find out, I want to push the idea that Kim fell in love with a criminal bit and hopefully push the angle that Kim has more power than she really shows, this being the gravitational field part, the energy blade thing was for those people who were begging me to put a little Tenchi crossover into the story, personally, I am having difficulties writing that up into this story, but I am able to write a new story completely and push on from that, then I might be able to push on from the stories that I want to do and the ideas, going into one shots about different crossovers, but I have no idea what I am going to do about this story with how I can set it up, and how I can push the Kim Possible angle and ideas with Ron and Kim being in a friendship without Ron becoming romantically attached to Kim.
Something to ponder for later.
Anyway, this story is going along nicely, and those PM's that I am getting about this story are giving me ideas for several different stories including one where Ranma has spend years training with Tenchi and Ryoko, pushing the limits to have the same capabilities as Ryoko but as a Teen Titan or a WHOOP spy and the fourth member of the team with Alex, Cleo and Sam.
I will HAVE to think on that one for a while, it looks and sounds hilarious to the point where Ranma is lying to them about his gender troubles and his abilities.
I ROCK WITH IDEAS!
I think…
Anyway, a filler and the next chapter is coming out soon, and for those interested in Dragon Prime and New Beginnings, the first part for Dragon Prime is ready and being finalised and New Beginnings will be getting along with the new chapter and finishing that arc out for that series of years, the new year being a new story because it is easier for me to utilise in the long run.
Votes on whether the pairings will be comedic or tragedies, here is the vote board:
Shego likes Kim but denies everything about it and ignores her feelings: Type Vote 1.
Shego likes Kim but also likes Ranma and can't decide, Ranma not telling her and becoming an angst filled relationship: Type Vote 2.
Ranma shows his shape changing abilities and/or abilities to fight without restrictions to Shego and says she still likes him/her despite all that: Type Vote 3.
Ranma shows the shape changing abilities and Shego rejects him but still harbours feelings for him/her: Type Vote 4.
They get together after a time and Shego goes back to being a hero, joining forces with Kim/Ranma and doing the nasty with each other, that last bit is optional: Type Vote 5.
Ranma/Kim becomes a villain to be with Shego, but is still good, using his male body to do the bad work: Type Vote 6.
All those interested in joint productions for an up and coming Ranma/Tenchi Muyo fanfic that I am currently setting up can send their ideas/interest to help the typing/willingness to make the story and e-mail me and I can jump for joy because I want to get this idea up and running. Also, I want to get some Futaba-kun Change into the story, but I have no idea how the story goes in the Manga/Anime, so any ideas can and will be accepted for that plot line.
Till then, this is Seth O. Blade, the wacky and sometimes idiotic author who needs a serious paycheck.
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