Jean:(clears throat loudyl) Ah 'hem!
Angel:oh and who could forget my number one frenchman and costar hottie...Jean!
Jean:thats more like it! (kisses angel on the Cheek) Now come let us get back to the game!
Angel:ah yes let us resume our mission on kingdom hearts 2! so read and enjoy!
Chapter 3 one heck of a sleepover pt 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When we last left the authoress's and their muses were traped in a tent in the living room hiding from a stalker!
Then all of a sudden the phone rang and angel answerd it with fear.
Angel:Hello! Who is this? and what do you want!
stalker: Why i want to see hunter and you! I want to see what your insides look like!
Angel:Oh you sick sick sicko! Why would you do such a thing you horrible lazy son of a (beep)
Stalker:perhaps next time you will learn not to neglect your work...if there is a next time! (click line goes dead)
Angel:Oh Jean what are we going to do! We are as good as dead! (Crys in Jeans arms)
Jean2:Do not fear cheri for i will defend you! (picks up sword) Im going to find this stalker and let them know no one messes with my girl! NO ONE!
Jean1:(also picks up sword) I will go with you and defend Madame hunter and madame Angels lifes even if its the last thing i do!
Hunter:Just please be careful guys! We dont want to have to bail you out of jail again like last time!
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Jean2:But officer we thought they were stealing that couch! we didnt know they were delivering it!
Jean:and arnt we supposed to get one phone call like in the movies!
Officer:Shut your mouths and i wont have to use the stun gun...again! Ok you got 3 minutes to call someone!
Jean1:(on phone) uhh madame Hunter? Me and the other Jean have seem to have landed in a bit of trouble! can you come and
bail us out?
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Jean1:Do not worry mon'ami. For me and Jean know what we are doing. So you and Angel please stay here and dont panic.
Hunter:Ok but let us at least equip you a little better. (Hunter and Angel pull out weapons and hand them to their muses who are shocked at the number of weapons)
Jean1&2:Where did you get all of those!
Angel:Oh you know from all around. A little of this and a little of that from different places and stuff.
Hunter:Yeah you never know when you will run into Raoul or other pansies and need weapons to take them out!
Angel&Hunter:Amen to that!
Jean1:Well we should get going and stay put untill we get back. (Jean 1&2 exit tent)
Hunter:well now what do we do Angel?
Angel:Why we watch dvd's on my portable dvd player of course my dear Fop hunter! (pulls out device and dvds)
Hunter:Wow you have the coolest stuff Angel! So what should we watch first?
Angel&Hunter:(both look at each other and grin) The Patriot of course!
A few hours later
Hunter: I hope the guys are ok. They have been gone really long dont you think.
Angel:Do not fear mon'ami! Im sure they are just fine after all they are majors in the frech army! What could possibly scare them?
Jean1&2 Jump right into the tent and zip it up scared out of their minds.
Angel:I stand corrected! What the hell happend to you two? And did you get the guy.
Jean1:uhmm...Well...You see ahh uhhmmm...
Hunter:Will you spit it out already we dont have all century!
Jean2:What my fellow soldier is trying to say is its not exactly...a guy per say.
Hunter:what are you saying then?
Jean1&2:Its a woman!
Angel&Hunter:(stare at eachother and then fall down laughing their a$$'s off!)
Jean2:I fail to see the humor in the situation at this moment.
Hunter:You got your a$$'s handed to you by a woman! (continues laughing)
Angel:Ok now what did she look like? Did you at least get a good discription before running off like little girls!
Jean1:But of course cheri! She had dirty blonde hair, black pants and shirt with fingerless gloves and boots and said she was here to get Angel for abandoning her.
Angel:wait! that woman sounds fammilure. (Phone rings again)
Angel:Bon'jour how may i help you?
Stalker:You know how you can help me! you can die thats what!
Angel:I dont think so! I know exactly who you are...Cassandra!
Cassandra:ahhh man! how did you know.
Angel:I always know! And now im afraid ill have to punish you! To the torchure chamber with you!
Cassandra:No! anything but that plea...(click)
Hunter:Who is this cassandra you are talking about Angel?
Angel:Shes from my Resident evil fanfic! Propbaly just angry that i havnt updated for so long.
Hunter:Well at least its over with! So what should we do now?
Angel:Why dont we all watch the patriot together!
Everyone:OK!
And soon everyone is snuggled up watching the patriot and just thankful that the culprit is being torchured into insanity!
Angel:Goodnight my strong handsome major!
Jean2:sleep well my loving Angel! (kisses her on the cheek and then goes to sleep with her in his arms)
and they alll slept well!
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and there you go chapter 3! so tell me what you think and maybe ill bring in more charecters to join us! Who knows!
Jean:come on Angel! lets get back to the game already.
Angel:ok already. And dont worry chapter 4 of angels never leave will be up as soon as i figure out how to post the darn thing! Well untill then so long and much love! Alright now back to the game.
