Hey out there! I just had the best birthday of all history! I went shoping in savanna at the savanna mall and at the oglethorpe mall. Didnt we have fun Jean?
Jean:Yeah easy for you to say! I had to carry all the bags!
Angel:hey it was my birtday! you should have been more than happy to carry my bags around and act as my personal servent for the day.
Jean:Which reminds me. was it necessay to buy all that pirates of the carribean 2 stuff! I mean you went in clairs then you went in hot topic and all for pirates of the carriben!
Jack:Something tells me ye jealouse mate!
Jean:Why would i be jealouse of someone as low and pathetic as you!
Jack:Perhaps ye feeling pathetic and unworthy of such lovely company as Angel right here so you direct your failures and shortcummings and direct them all at me. savvy?
Jean:(really p.oed) Ill show you failures and shortcomings you (bleep bleep bleep) Your a (bleep bleep bleep) lets go right now! (start beating the crap out of each other)
Angel:(looking horrified) Now boys please! There is no need to fight! would you two just stop all this and try to be civil towards one another?
Jean&Jack:(looking at Angel) NO! (fighting resumes)
Angel:Well i seem to have a situation on my hands so continue to the story and excuse me i have to call Fop hunter.
and a really good carpet cleaning service! That blood will never come out.
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Chapter 5 houseguests and mishaps! pt1
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Me and Jean are sitting in the living room as always watching our favorite show Freinds! Then before we know it we hear a very loud noise from outside and go out to investigate. We look out on the carport to find none other than Captain Jack Sparrow lying on the ground like a complete idiot! Being the good people we are me and Jean bring him in and put him in the spare room untill he wakes up.
Angel:Ok now that Jacks here i need you to do one thing Jean.
Jean:What is that madame Angel?
Angel:Hide the rum!
Jean:(looks at Angel suspiciously) I dont recall ever having any rum in the house madame Angel!
Angel:Why are you looking at me like that? (realization hits her) Ohhhhhh! you think the rum is mine! Well its not!
Jean:Its not yours?
Angel:Of course not! And shame on you for even thinking such a thing! (starts crying on his shoulder very dramaticaly)
Jean:(Looking shocked and puts his arms around her to calm her down) Now cheri! its alright there is no need to cry about it.
Angel:(though choked tear's) I just dont want you to think im one of those drunk idiots who do nothing but drink and sit on their a$$ all day!
Jean:Of course i dont think that! I know you would never put a glass of rum to your lips or any other alcahol for that matter. Just please dont cry it upsets me when you cry!
At this comment Angel looks up into Jeans eyes confused at his affection. Jean uses his thumb to wipe the tears away from her face then before you know it they are in a deep passionate kiss that would rival soap opera stars! the kiss lasts a good 2 minuets before they realize thet are being watched. They turn to see Fop Hunter,Jean and Jack staring in shock at the two's actions. Finnaly Jack breaks the akward silence.
Jack:well i hate to interupt during such ahh..ummm intimate moment but you have guests at this time.
Hunter:Wow! did not expect to see that when i came over! How about you Jean?
Jean1:You said it! That kiss puts all other kisses to shame! (pulls fop hunter to the side) you dont think their ummm.
you know.
Hunter:(looking shocked at the comment) Of course they are not Jean! And how could you think such a thing as ummmm...that!
Jean1:Of course not. Im sorry and ill never bring it up again.
Hunter:good! So Angel how have you been lately.
Angel:Oh nothing much. Except now we have one more house guest this week besides you and Jean. I hope you dont mind that.
Hunter:Of course not mon'ami! (Whispers in Angels ear) Of course i expect you to explain what brought on that very passionate lip lock!
Angel:(blushing like crazy) ill explain later! Let me show you to my bedroom. I put up the extra bed for you and Jean will have the extra bed in Jeans room..
Jean2(Puts an arm around Jean and smiles) It looks like were going to be roomies for a whole week.
Jean1:(sacastically) Oh boy what fun we will have this whole entire week.
Angel:You know Jean if you dont want to stay in there you could always bunk with Jack right down the hall.
Jean:(suddenly more enthusiastic) Why of course not! I cant leave my roomie all alone like that. Im fine just where i am and thank you again for letting us stay for the week madame Angel.
Angel:Merci Jean. And its no trouble at all so please make yourselves at home. (walks off with Fop Hunter to the bedroom)
Jean1:(Turns on Jean) Now would you care to explain that little move you pulled when we walked in or is that how you greet all your guests!
Jean2:(shushing him) Would you keep it down! The whole state of Geargia can hear you the way your yelling. And i dont want to talk about it.
Jean1:Oh we are sooo gonna talk about this wether you like it or not!
Jean2:Ok! (motions to the room) But not out here in the hall.(pulls Jean into the bed room and sits on the bed)
Jean1:Now tell me how this all started and dont leave out details because if i know madame Hunter shes already trying to get the information as we speak.
Jean2:Very well. Heres what happend...
To be continued.
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what do you know another cliffhanger! well review and let me know what you think.
Jack:I was barely in this whole chapter at all!
angel:dont worry your going to have more lines in the next chapter. savvy?
Jack:oh all right!(continues nursing wounds from fight with Jean who is passed out on the couch with and ice pack on his head)
Jack:Who knew he could fight let alone nearly kill me like that.
Angel:yep my man knows how to fight! anyway untill next time so long and ... oh wait a minuet! Jean is passed out how am i going to do the sign off without him!
Jack:allow me to assist you love?
Angel:Ok! So again untill then so long and...
Jack&Angel:Much lovvvvvvvveeeeeee!