Jean:Its ok so far! Just as long as i dont have to see Jack sparrow for a long time!
Angel:Dont worry Jean Jack wont be back for a few more chapters anyway! Besides its just us now so dont worry yourself.
Jean:oh thank god! well thats a relief i must say.
Fop Hunter:Hey you guys!
Jean:(panicked now) Oh god not this again!
Angel:Hey hunter! your just in time to do the disclaimer!
Hunter:Ok! Angel does not own anything nor does she wish to...ecept Jean!
Angel:Thanks Hunter. And all of you on to the story!
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chapter 7 Angels worst nightmare!
Its once again very hot in the small town of statesboro and Angel is hanging out with Fop Hunter along with their Jean's.
Angel and Jean2 are currently locked in a game of of life and death and neither is backing down!
Angel:Why dont you just admit i have you defeated Jean!
Jean2:I dont think so cheri! Its going to take more than your taunting to get me to surrender so why dont we just continue with the game already.
Angel:ok its your funeral. By the way its your turn!
Jean2:very well! (looks at cards) Got any six's?
Angel:Ha ha go fish you loser!
Jean2:No! Thats five games in a row!
Jean1:Actually its more like ten games in a row. You forgot the other five games before this.
Jean2:(rolls eyes) Thank you for reminding me!
Angel:Yeah and thanks for letting me no what he plays every turn Jean.
Jean1:No problem mon'ami!
Jean2:(suddenly outraged) You were helping her cheat this whole time! I thought you were supposed to be on my side anyway Jean!
Jean1:Hey what can i say talk is cheap when cash is flashed!
Jean2:(looks at Angel with a death glare) You payed him to help you cheat!
Angel:well uhhmmm you see its just...
Jean2:(looks smugly at her) Whats the matter dear? cat got your tounge or something! (looks at Hunter) Did you know about this madame Hunter?
Hunter:(currently in front of fan) Im sorry did you guys say something?
Jean2:(really annoyed) Did you know that Angel paid Jean over here to help her cheat during the game?
Hunter:Oh yeah! She also paid me to signal to my Jean when you wasnt paying attention to your cards.
Angel: Way to go Hunter! Now he knows about it!
Hunter:(realizes her mistake) Oh no! Please Angel im sorry just dont put me on the needs to be torchured list please!
Ill do anything!
Angel:Oh you dont have to beg Hunter! I wont put you on the list just dont let it happen again.
Hunter: oH thank you! Hey lets see whats on tv!
Jean2:Well we got nothing better to do.(glares at cards) And im starting to really dislike this game.
Jean1:(picks up big book) What the heck is this thing?
Angel:Thats one of my harry potter books. Im thinking about writing a harry potter fic so iv been reading it to get some ideas.
Jean1:oh well ill just throw it over here somewhere. (throws book and accidently hits Angel on the head and she passes out)
Jean2:What the heck was that!
Jean1:(notices Angel passed out and the book next to her) Uh oh! I have seemed to have knocked madame angel out.
Hunter:Oh my god Jean i think you killed her!
Jean1:I didnt kill her! Shes just passed out she will wake up soon.
Jean2: You better hope so or she will come back to haunt us all and i dont want to have to go through that!
Jean1:Just shut up and help me get her on the sofa already! (do as their told) Hunter go get some ice for me.
Hunter:sure. (runs into the kitchen) Do you want crushed ice or cubed?
Jean1:Hunter now is not the time! Just get the ice pack out of the frezer ok!
Hunter:(runs back in with ice pack) Here you go. (looks at Angel worried) will she be ok Jean? I mean she will live right?
Jean1:(looks up at Hunter after putting ice pack on Angels head) Its nothing to worry about Hunter. These things take time so all we can do right now is wait.
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in Angels dream ----------------
Angel:owww my head! when i get my hands on Jean im going to make him regret that he was ever born!(looks around and notices that shes alone) I wonder where everyone else is. Oh well i guess ill watch some tv.
Angel turns on the tv and notices to her displeasure that Tom cruise is on once again talking about the 'joys' of sciontology.
Tom: Listen out there it will change your life! No longer will you be subject to harmful chemicals that prescription drugs have on the body but be one with yourself through the works of sciontology.
Angel:Yeah right! (trys to turn channel but it wont change) Thats weird. (tries to turn tv off but nothing happens) This cant be good.
Tom: I ask you to join me in being one with yourself and all those around you and to just jump in to the wonder that is sciontology...Angel!
Angel:(Really freaked out) Now i really know this is not good! Hunter! Jean! Jean? Where are you guys!
Tom:They cant hear you Angel! Its just you and me so why fight? Join us now and you too will know the rewards of being a sciontologist along with other famouse people.
Angel: I dont think so! So why dont you just leave me alone and go back to katie holmes or whatever her name is and just leave me alone you nutcase!
Tom:(eyes glowing red now) Join us Angel! Join Us!
Angel:No! no get away from me! Dont come any closer!
Tom:Join us and forever be one of us now!
Angel:NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Jean2:Angel! Please wake up cheri!
Angel:(suddenly aware of her surroundings) Where am i? And Why does my head feel like it was hit by a book!
Hunter:Thats just it Angel you were hit by a book so thats why your head hurts so much.(nudges Jean1 in the ribs)
Jean1:Im so sorry Angel! I didnt know i had hit you till i saw you on the ground. Just please dont hurt me!
Angel:Its ok Jean just be careful next time!
Jean2:After that we saw you tossing and turning in your sleep and then all of a sudden you were screaming! So we managed to wake you up before you hurt yourself.
Hunter:what were you dreaming about Angel? It sounded pretty aweful to make you scream like that!
Angel: Lets just say that it involves Tom cruise with glowing eyes wanting me join sciontology and thats all!
Jean2:Well you look tired so why dont you lie back down and take a nap untill you feel better ok cheri?
Angel:(nervously) Ok Just do me one favor.
Jean2:sure what is it madame?
Angel:(clings to Jean) Please dont leave me! I dont want to face Tom cruise again please!
Jean2: Of course not cheri. I will stay and protect you from tom cruise.
Hunter:well if you guys are taking a nap then me and Jean will too i guess. Ill be in your room Angel.
Jean1:And ill be in Jeans room i guess. Well goodnight everybody.
As the two leave Jean and Angel cuddle next to each other and are soon in dreamland far far away from distractions or
worries as they sleep in peace and confort.
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wow that was longer than i thought it would be! well you know what to do so R&R and let me know what you think so untill then so long and much love!