Jean:indeed i will!(pulls out 5 golden rose statues the size of oscars) the first goldent rose goes to Fop Hunter for reviewing the most! (imaginary audiance cheers)
Angel:the second golden rose also goes to Fop Hunter for best story ideas! (more cheers)
Jean:Now the third award is a little different. This award goes to Fop Hunters Jean for being the best muse!
Angel:And the next award also goes to Fop Hunters Jean for best supporting muse in my story!
Jean:And now the moment you all have been waiting for! the final golden rose goes to...Jean and Fop hunter for best supporting team in this story!
Angel:well thats all the awards for now so...
Jean&Angel:on to the story!
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Chapter 9 Tormenting Tavington!
Well its hot once again in statesboro where i live and Fop Hunter has come to visit me with her Jean who is outside with my Jean in the rocking chairs.
Angel:How can they stand to be outside in this weather! I mean its like a hundred degrees outside!
Hunter:you got me Angel. (sips slushie) Perhaps its a guy thing or something we cant understand.
Angel:(sighs) perhaps your right. (looks out the window) Its too boring around here! I wish something would happen.
Jean1 and Jean2 enter from outside very hot and sweaty and looking like they are going to pass out any second!
Hunter:Well look what the cat dragged in! Hey guys! Whats the matter the sun kick your butt?
Jean1:(in front of the fan) Not now Madame Hunter im very very hot!
Jean2:You can say that again! (sitting in front of other fan) I almost thought we were going to fry out there! What is the temprature anyway?
Angel:I thouht you would never ask mon'ami! (pulls down temprature radar) Well according to this the temprature right now minus the precipitation and rainfall would have to exactly...103 degrees.
Jean1&2:(shocked out of their minds) 103 degrees!
Angel:Thats right the big 103! Said to be one of the hottest days of the year. so if i were you guys i would stay put in doors for the rest of the day.
So me Hunter and Our Jeans stay inside and drink slushies and watch tv. We are about to find something else to do when we hear a horse outside!
Angel:That was weird! Better check to see who it is. (goes to look out window and then runs back) I dont belive it!
Hunter:Who is it Angel?
Angel:Alright but you have to promise me you guys wont freak out or anything ok?
Jean1:Yeah yeah whatever just tell us!
Angel:Its...Tavington!
everyone:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hunter:Tavington! What the Hell does he want? And how did he get here?
Jean2:I have no idea. (turns to Angel) Are you positive it was Tavington cheri?
Angel:No doubt about it! I knew this day would come.(walks over to a red button that says push if this day comes and presses it) Everyone battle stations now!
Soon everyone is exactly where they need to be just as we practiced. After all one must be prepared to bring down psycos like Tavington at all times!
Angel:(on walkie talkie) This is Southern belle to cassanova do you copy?
Jean2:(also on walkie talkie) Rodger southern belle do you have a target?
Angel:Affirmitive! Will comence forth operation torment Tavington with opera chick over.
Jean2:copy that! Me and rogue fox will draw out the target over and out!
Angel:(turns to fop hunter) Ok Hunter just remember what we went over and all should go well.
Hunter:all right so what do we do now?
Angel:(pulls out huge bags) My dear Hunter it must be really hot out here! So we are going to do Tavington a favor by cooling him off!
Hunter:(a little confused) I thougt we were going to torchure him not cool him off!
Angel:ahh but what better way to cool him off than about two thousand water ballons and a water hose!(winks eye)
Hunter:(realization hits her) ohhhhh so your plan is to soak him to the bone.
Angel:Exactly! Now we have to be ready to strike while my Jean and your Jean draw him out.
Hunter:And how exactly are they going to get his attention?
Angel:The only way that works. Jokes about his mom! (hears yelling) And it looks like it worked. Quick into position!
Tavington:No one talks about my mother that way! Now come out and show yourselves its bloody hot out her..ahhh(soaked by water balloon) Who threw that! (hit by another water balloon)
Hunter:This is soooo sweet! Finnaly a chance to get back at him and all he stands for!
Angel:Now were talking! (throws three water balloons)what a perfect way to enjoy a nice day dont you think?
Hunter:Could not have said it better myself Angel.(throws more balloons) Man this guy is an idiot! you would think he would have some sense to move!
Angel:I know its crazy!
Tavington:(soaked to the bone) Who ever is throwing the water balloons please stop right now or i wil shut down Yahoo again!
Angel:(yells from hiding place) So your the reason Yahoo was down for 12 hours! Oh now it is on! (throws even more balloons)
Take that you sissy!
Hunter:Yeah and take some of this!(blasts him with hose) Care for a drink Tavington? Or in your case a shower!
Angel:Ohhhhh burn!(high fives Hunter) Now its time to bring out the big guns!(pulls out super soakers) Ready Hunter?
Hunter:(grabs water gun) Lets kick some british a$$!
Angel&Hunter:Hey Tavington!
Tavington:(trying to dry off) What is it now!
Hunter:Have some water on us!(both squirt water guns rapidly) taste my pain !
Tavington:(even more wet now) Just you wait i will find you and i will teach you not to mess with the butcher!
Angel:cry me a river you little girl! Now get out of here before i start throwing the big balloons and they dont have water in them!
Tavington:Than what do they have in them?
Hunter:(laughing) Cherry soda! Now if i were you i would leave right now.
Tavington:Fine! your may have one the fight but the war is yet to begin! I will find you and it will not be pretty!
Hunter:Yeah yeah just leave!
Tavington:Very well i will take my leave! But you have not seen the last of Tavington!(rides off)
Angel:Finnaly! I thought he would never leave.
Hunter:Yeah me too. Ok guys you can come out now!
Jean1:well its about time!
Jean2:You said it. It appears we have yet to see the last of Tavington im afraid.
Hunter:Well that was interesting! So now what do we do?
Angel:I dont know about you but im going inside!(wipes brow) All this heat is starting to make me thirsty.
Hunter:I say we all go in and drink more slushies and play some video games!
everyone:Yeah!
And so we go back inside and enjoy the rest of the day inside just hanging out and having no worries about Tavington or what he is planning.
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Another chapter gone by just like that so get to reviewing or else.
Jean:Yeah so remember to R&R people.
Angel:And i would also like to congragulate Fop Hunter and Jean on the awards i gave out earlier! 2 for each of you and one for you to share! By the way im having a little trouble with chapter 10 so if you have any ideas please let me know! so untill then so long and much love!