A Dell muggle laptop whirred as Dumbledore tapped in a search;
"let me see… type? Humor…with some fluff, of coarse. Rated? Deffinatly R… book? Humn… tough… lets do Harry Potter…yeah. Chapters? Oh any will do… character 1? Draco… and what would he be without character numero 2; Harry?..."
a screen flashed up, showing a long list of PWP fanfics. Scanning the list, he selected a funny looking one entitled,
"Hogwarts or Highschool?" chuckling, he whispered to himself,
"yessss, Im a naughty old man… hey! This gives me an idea…hehe!"
suddenly the large old oak doors in his circular office blasted open and the schools two hansome horrors ran in, pinching, pushing, and poking eachother.
"PROFESSOR!" they both screamed, glaring deathly mind spells at each other.
"what did I say Malfoy? I go first!"
"we can pass up golden boy's problems for a while, you tool!"
"fuck off Malfoy, we can deal with your with your girly mood swings AFTER ME!"
"you can your smart ass remarks up my ass, POTTER!"
"don't force your sick fantasies on ME, you fag!"
"I swear to…"
Dumbledore blinked in confussion and piped up,
"um, boys?"
"WHAT?" both turned and stared more murderous than Voldimort himself. Hell, fifty of him. Puffing up his chest and trying to look tough, he roughly questioned,
"didn't I just expel you boys?" instant scilence.
Harry and Draco face's fell in dispare as they remembered why they were just expelled…