Okay. Yet another chapter. I'm putting up another quick chapter because I had nothing better to do!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of its characters. If I did, the world would be sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter
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Chapter 3
Paper Flowers
Envy woke up to the blinding sun, yet again. He pondered on whether to go close the blinds and go back to sleep. He decided against it and rolled over twice, rolling over the edge of the bad and gracefully falling on his face.
"Ow" He muttered under his breath and sat up. Crawling out of the room, he looked towards the bathroom noticing that someone was in the shower. The homunculus smirked and walked up to the door. He twisted the handle noticing it was unlocked, and burst in yelling "CHIBI-SAN!" while doing so.
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ENVY!" Ed yelled from behind the glass door. Knowing all too well that even though looking through the door may be a bit blurry , you could still make out a person's body perfectly. So Ed tried as best he could to cover himself, blushing like mad.
Yelling, Ed threw random blunt objects at the homunculus over the glass door. A shampoo bottle hit Envy in the arm, a plug hit him in the neck, a glass cup hit him in the head, and a bar of soap hit him in the gut. "GET OUT"
"Aww. Chibi-san has a temper!" Envy said approaching the door. Ed grabbed for another bottle when Envy backed away. "See ya!" He yelled and snuck out of the steamy room. Ed opened the glass door and locked the door into the bathroom, sighing. "What the fuck." He said once he got back into the shower.
Well that was fun! Envy thought to himself. What to do now… Envy walked into the living room and sighed. Well, might as well leave. He walked up to the window and took the screen out. He flung it across the room and hopped out the window and walked away.
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Ed wrapped a towel around his waist and walked out of the bathroom. He looked in his room, and not seeing the homunculus anywhere, he closed and locked the door. Dropping the towel, Ed searched through his drawers and grabbed a pair of boxers. As he went to get some more clothing, something struck him. Al has been gone for awhile now so Ed has almost nothing to wear.
"Damn it all!" Ed said as he took out a plain white t-shirt and a random pair of jeans. He hated white. It could get dirty so easily. The young alchemist sighed and put on the clothes and stuck his hair in a ponytail. He walked into the living room, surprised to find the homunculus not there, but the window screen beside a lamp on a side table, and the window wide open.
Ed looked over at the coffee table and there, sitting on top of a pizza box, was a note with three flowers made out of paper inside.
Ed,
I left because you're the most boring thing on this planet. Seriously. But have a little gift! And if your wondering why I gave you paper flowers not real flowers, It's cause paper flowers will never die on you. And you don't have to waste valuable time watering them!
Luv to the chibi!
Envy
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Okay I know it's totally short and stupid but I wanted to get it done.
I'll try to make the chapters longer. So yeah.
I know you're probably all like 'Why the hell is Envy giving paper flowers to Ed?' But I really have no clue myself. I'll clear that up later!
Please review small human like people! PLEASE!