Okay. Another chapter. And I would like to thank my best friend in the whole wide world, Ali, for editing this story and helping me with many problems and decisions. Such as how it's gunna end (its gunna spring tears. I cried myself by thinking of it), and what is gunna be the main problem and stuff like that. Thanx Al, I luv ya!

Rating: Let's see… PG-13 again. Rated for language.

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Ed stared at the letter. Three words clear in his mind. Three words that were just needed to be said aloud.

"What. The. Fuck." There you go.

Ed grabbed the origami flowers and walked into the kitchen. He grabbed a vase and stuck them inside, and put the vase on the counter.

Ed walked back into the living room and replaced the screen onto the window.

"Yo"

Ed almost screamed. Okay, that's a lie. He did. But he didn't squeal so he gets points for that.

"WHAT THE FUCK ENVY!" He yelled.

The homunculus pouted. "Aww, chibi-san not happy to see me?"

"No!" Ed shoved Envy out of his way and flopped down on the couch. "I was actually starting to feel comfortable with you gone. So go away."

"Don't wanna."

"Go away! You don't live here! Stop acting like you do!"

"I do now."

"No you don't!"

"Yup."

"No!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yeeeeessss…"

"Why?"

Envy sighed. "Dante's being a bitch. She kicked me out." He looked at Ed and pouted. "So I was hoping chibi-san would be so kind as to let me stay for awhile…?"

"No."

"Aw, come on!"

"Why me? Why not… some… guy…?"

"Cause I don't know anyone else that isn't dead. Other then Dante. But that wont last long."

"Wouldn't you rather being alone?"

Envy looked at Ed. "If I wanted to live alone, then I would go an live alone."

"Aw! Poor Envy! So lonely!"

"Shaddap."

"Look shorty. Either you let me stay here, or you make a nice living of pushing up daisies."

"… If anyone asks, you just here because I can't get you to leave. Which isn't much of a lie."

"Okay!"

"But I have one question for you."

"And that would be…?"

"Why did you give me some fucked up paper flowers?"

"What else was I supposed to do with them?"

"…Why did you have them?"

"I have a lot of free time."

"Sure ya do."

Envy walked up to the TV and looked at the videos and DVDs surrounding the large black box. He fingered through the many movies, and got one out.

"Let's watch a movie!" He said. Well, more like yelled.

"Sure. Which one?"

Envy threw the DVD case at Ed. Ed looked at it. The Ring. Should have guessed. It's like the only horror the have.

"Fine." Ed put the disk into the DVD player. And turned on the TV. The two sat on the couch and began to watch the movie.

A Couple hours later, the movie was over. Ed stared at the screen, in complete awe. Envy stretched and stood up.

"Well, that was boring." He said and flopped back down on the couch. "…chibi?"

Ed still sat there in a daze. Envy picked up the DVD case and smacked him on the head with it. Ed quickly got out of his trance and looked at Envy.

"Chibi-san scared?" Envy smirked.

"Wha- Hell no!" Ed said and jumped to his feet. Envy smirked at him.

"Could have fooled me!"

Ed sighed and walked away towards his room.

"Where ya going chibi?"

"I have to finish that god damn paperwork." Ed sat at his desk and Envy sat down cross-legged on his bed.

"You're boring Chibi!"

Ed didn't answer, but grabbed a pen and started writing down words. Envy sighed and laid down oh Ed's bed. Like last night, Envy fell asleep.

Ed looked at the sleeping homunculus, and then back at his paperwork. He was almost done. Just a few more words…

Once Ed had finished the dreadful paperwork, he stood up and stretched. He yawned as he crawled into bed, completely forgetting that the homunculus was already sleeping there.

Ed closed his eyes and slowly drifted off to sleep… yet again.

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Al smiled as he opened the door to the apartment. Oh, what a wonderful trip that was! If you take out the fact that the train ride back took about 10 times as long as it's supposed to.

The boy (1) walked into the kitchen and looked around. There were cupboards open all around, a broken glass on the floor, a half-eaten apple rotting on the counter, a couple grocery bags in random spots, and four half-empty (or half-full. Whichever you like the most) pizza boxes on the floor and counters.

Looking into the living room, he regretted coming home. There were three more pizza boxes on the couch, pieces of pizza on the floor and coffee table, the DVD case for The Ring sitting on the couch, the disk for The Ring sitting on the coffee table, and couch pillows thrown around.

Al sighed. His brother was hopeless.

The young teenager walked into his own room, the only clean room in the house. He changed into a blue t-shirt and a random pair of black shorts. He crawled into bed, not bothering to wake Ed up, but to surprise him in the morning.

Ah, but little did he know, he was going to be the one to be surprised…

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YES AL IS HUMAN. And no, I'm not going to explain how this happened. X3

Okay, so I know I ended this with ANOTHER sleep-scene. Its 5:27 am, I haven't gone to bed yet, and I don't feel like being creative. And there's a pair of scissors right in front of me and they're practically screaming 'Grab me and run around like hell'.

So… how are you?

I really don't feel that I should stop typing…

So tell me how your day has been…

Well, I don't care anymore! So I shall now read… and go put these scissors away before I do something I will regret.

So please review, or I shall send scissors of doom after you! –gasp-

Thank you!