The pairings begin! cheers

Okay. So be happy that this is like the I'm-never-gunna-get-writers-block month!

I just feel so happy with my fics.

gasps It's the hour the demons awake… BEWARE! shifty eyes

I've watched too many horrors.

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Ed slowly awoke, and buried his face into something nice, soft… It even smelt good. Ed opened his eyes, just a bit. He looked at the thing, noting that it was black. And such a nice material it was…

Ed placed a hand on the object in front of him and started running his fingers across it, enjoying the feeling.

The alchemist closed his eyes as he felt along the soft material. He ran his hand lower down, and suddenly, the material was gone. Now onto a different kind of texture, he fingered along the bumps, curves, and smoothness until he ran down across the first material, but in a different spot. Sighing, he ran his hand along the soft fabric. Noticing there were two layers, he explored for any other weird mishaps of this object in front of him.

As he ran his hand up again, he noticed that there seemed to be some folds of the rougher material as it ended and ran onto the softer one. The chibi stuck his hand under the rougher, black material and enjoyed the feeling. His thumb and index finger seemed to run across something… weird. He wrapped his hand around the strange object and started rubbing it. Ed enjoyed this, and didn't seem to notice his 'object' tense up. He did, however, hear the loud moan that cam from up above. Then realisation came.

Ed snapped his eyes open, and looked up. He stared straight into Envy's face, full of pleasure, and desire. The alchemist was almost too afraid to look down, but he just had to verify if what he had been stroking was… Ed's eyes dropped down to show his hand shoved inside Envy's skort.

He had just been feeling around Envy's body without knowing…

You can just imagine what happened after that.

Ed screamed and jumped back, waking up the homunculus completely.

Envy looked around to see Ed staring down at his hand as if was about to kill him. Looking closely at himself, he noticed his growing erection.

Ed stared at his hand for about two minutes straight. Envy looked at him and smirked.

"Feeling me up now, O'chibi?"

Ed gaped at the homunculus. "N-no!"

"Oh, well, just for a second there, I thought I felt your hand down my skort. I guess I was dreaming." Envy smirked as he stood up and walked towards the alchemist, knees a bit week from the pleasure of having Ed stroke him like that.

Envy sat in front of the chibi. "Y-yeah, you must have been dreaming!" Ed said quickly.

"Ya know, chibi, I'm not an idiot. What the hell did you think you were doing, practically raping me like that?"

"It's not rape if you want it." Ed said, smirking. Envy smirked back and leaned in close to the chibi.

"Well, then, I guess it wasn't rape then, eh?" He said. Before Ed could protest, Envy closed in the gap between their mouths.

Ed opened his mouth to say something, giving Envy a perfect chance to deepen the kiss. Envy took this chance and stuck his tongue into the alchemist's mouth.

Ed leaned into the kiss, obviously enjoying it. Envy ran his tongue along the inside of the blonde's mouth, exploring every nook and cranny.

Breaking apart for air, Ed sighed. He was speechless. He never would have thought of Envy as such a good kisser.

The homunculus stood up and walked out of the door. "Well, it's been fun Chibi-san, but I'm afraid I must leave!" He smiled as he walked out of the door, ignoring Ed's pleads for him to stay.

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Al woke up to his alarm. He yawned as he pressed the 'Off' button. Grabbing some clothes and putting them onto his bed, the teenager walked into the bathroom. Stripping of his current attire, he walked towards the shower. Adjusting the water temperature, he stepped in and let the water rinse over his body.

After washing his hair, and such, Al grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist. He stepped out of the bathroom just to see Envy walk out of his brother's room.

"Well, it's been fun Chibi-san, but I'm afraid I must leave!"

What's been fun? What the heck?

As Al was about to take another step, Envy came running back into the apartment.

"Nah, I can't leave! I'd miss you too much!" He yelled as he ran into Ed's room, slamming the door behind him.

As Al listened, he noticed Envy say something, seemingly muffled, and walk over to the door. The homunculus swung it open and stared at the younger of the two Elric brothers. Ed walked up and stared.

The same thing ran through the two elders minds.

Oh. Shit.

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Yes. I was having a hard time writing this chapter. I can't believe I can multi-task that good, though. I mean, seriously. Talking on two phones, one of them 3-way, having non-stop IMs on both Yahoo and MSN, have music blasting, and having your friends freaking out in the kitchen with various foods and ingredients, it gets quite hard to write a story. And then having to clean up after your friends is hard too. But we're having like a full 2-week sleepover! D

I'm proud that I'm having a lot of people (Kyra, Mew, Tim, Jake, Jessii, Nati, Andy and Karl) sleep over at my house for 14 days. It would make many people proud.

Yes. This chapter has a higher rating then the others. Shut up. I wanted to get the pairing over and done with fast. I'll explain feelings and shit later. Right now, I have to make sure I hide the knifes before Jake finds them (I swear, that guy is like a Wrath clone…)!

R&R! THANK YOU