Low and behold my readers, this is the last chapter in this story. The solution to our problems will be solved in an odd sort of way. Oh well. Thanks to:
The Elven-Spear. I know! I have Road Runner, but it's spaztic Road Runner. You know, the kind that's running along merrily, then suddenly it spies a giant chocolate bar or something stupid like that and gets off track. sigh tis a curse...hey look! Candy!
bluegirl19. Yes, I was able to fix the title. I've been on cat watch ever sense that happened, so all is well...for now.
Pooky. Ha! You can't eat me! I taste like a mixture of vegamight and salt. That tastes NASTY! That's just my taste, I also can emit a chemical gas that dissolves chocolate. I'm naturally equiped to combat people trying to eat me. But, I'll send you some more thread so you can sew you head back on if it comes off again.
All who reviewed have receved your very own magic snowglobe! It doesn't grant wishes, but it's an exact replica of the one as seen in "The Problem With Snowglobes" woot to you! And now...
Even more, extreme sillieness.
Yes, Naruto had an idea. You see, Kakashi's eyes couldn't take the bright sun. The answer was obvious, he needed some sunglasses. Unfourcunatly, Naruto's connection failed after he had this thought, so he didn't think of just wishing for sunglasses with his magic snowgloabe. He did think about who had sunglasses he could borrow. Shino. Yes, Shino. You see, the stores in Konaha stopped selling sunglasses a while ago, because so few people needed them. So, Shino stockpiled them so he could sell them to those who do wear them. Shino stockpiles manythings. The reason that Naruto knew about Shino's secret sunglasses dealings is because Shino was actually a member of SMOOT. He didn't really like trains, he just sold them to people who do. Shino's smart that way. Anyway, Naruto knew that he could probably get some sunglasses for Kakashi from Shino.
"Shino could help us!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Shino?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah! He can give us some sunglasses for Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto then ran off with Kakashi, who had no idea where he was going. Sakura was left standing in front of the hospital.
"Why don't you just wish for sunglasses?!" Sakura yelled after Narauto. Naruto of course couldn't hear her. She sighed and ran after him.
What's odd is, that few people in Konaha actually knew where Shino lived. He was such a shady guy, not the kind of person you follow home in the dead of night. Or at least, most people wouldn't. I probably would. I'm curious that way. I've always wanted to know what Shino's house looked like, and what his parents looked like, and all that stuff. Anyway, Sakura was one of those people who didn't know where Shino lived, so she had to make sure she stayed behind Naruto.
The three eventually got to Shino's house. I have decided not to describe his house because I love to prolong the suffering of those people who are curious like me. So Naruto went to the front door, and knocked 4 times. Yes, 4 times. You may think this was a code or something. It wasn't. Naruto's just hyper and naturally annoying, so he just has to knock more than once. No one answered.
"He must be around back" Naruto said. So they went to the back of the house, and knocked on that door. This time, the door opened a crack.
"Who is it?" a voice said.
"It's Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto said,"We need some sunglasses."
The door opened more, enough for you to see Shino's head stick out.
"Naruto," he said,"Now's not a good time."
"Why?"
"I'm busy right now."
"Who's busy on Tuesdays?" Yes, it was a Tuesday.
"I am, now could you come back tomorrow?"
"No! This is important!"
"You can't come in."
"Why not?"
"Because I have something going on right now."
Naruto paused. Then he got another idea (this was a good day for him). His eyes squinted as he stared at Shino.
"You're part of that secret underground charaides group aren't you?"
You see. In Konaha, there were many secret clubs that were supposed to stay secrets. Naruto's unatural curiousity caused him to find out about most of them. The underground charaieds group was just that, an underground charaides group.
Shino was suprised. He was so suprised, you could actually tell he was suprised. That's really supprised!
"How did you know?" He asked
"I have my sources." Naruto said smugly.
"Could we end the stupidity and just have some sunglasses already?!" Sakura shouted. You may be wondering why Kakashi was silent through all of this. The truth is, he wasn't. Through out all of this he was cursing because of his newly light-sensitive eye. Of course, everyone just ignored him.
"I guess I have to let you join the group then," Shino said,"You know too much."
"Does that mean we can come in."
"Yes, but just be quiet about it."
Shino pulled them inside and shut the door. It was actually quite bright inside the room. You'd think it'd be all dark and creepy, but no, it was all white with floresent lighting. Weird. Even more weird, this was Shino's basment. Who has an all white basement?
Now inside, Naruto and Sakura (not Kakashi) could tell they were not alone. Kiba and Lee were also there.
"I always wondered what Kiba did on Tuesdays," Naruto said to no one in particular.
"The team of Naruto and Sakura will be playing against Kiba and Lee for the prize of a pair of sunglasses." Shino said.
"What?" Sakura asked Naruto.
"We're going to play charaides against Kiba and Bushy Brows for the sunglasses."
"God this is stupid,"Sakura wispered.
"Um, Sakura-chan?"
"Yeah?"
"I kind of..."
"Yeeeeeeessssssssss..."
"I kind of suck at charaides."
"Well that's just great, what are we going to do now?"
A small lightbulb went off inside Naruto's head. He pulled out his magic snowglobe once again.
"I wish I had amazing charaides skills,"Naruto said.
Nothing happened.
"Did it work?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know. We'd better hope it worked, 'cause we're starting."
"Kiba and Lee will go first,"Shino said. Kiba went up and pulled a peice of paper from a bowl. He quickly read it and began to pantamime what looked like utter nonsense. Well, atleast Lee seemed to get it.
"Frozen Yougart!" he shouted. Oddly enough, he got it right. How do you pantamime frozen yougart? Doesn't make sense to me. It was now Sakura's turn. She went up and grapped another peice of paper from the bowl.
"This is so stupid,"She mummbled to herself. She began to pantamime more uttere nonsense. Moments later, Naruto guessed.
"Nuclear explosion!" He shouted. He got it right. Weird topics huh?
Through out the game, Naruto and Sakura seemed to be dominating. The snowglobe seemed to have worked. Some odd things were pantamimed throughout the game, such as: rutabaga, chinchilla, machanical pencile, spatchula, and the Spanish Inquisition (NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition). In the end, Naruto and Sakura were the victors. They collected their prize, and quickly left Shino's basement.
"Okay," Sakura said as they got outside,"We never speak of that agian."
"Agreed." Naruto said. He put the sunglasses on Kakashi.
Kakashi looked at the two of them,"What the heck just happened?"
"You don't want to know." Sakura told him.
"This has been the worst Tuesday ever!" Naruto complained,"I wish I had some ramen or something."
At this moment, a large bowl of ramen suddenly poofed infront of Naruto.
"Wow! Talk about instant ramen!"
"Naruto you baka(idiot)!" Sakura shouted at him,"You just wasted your last wish!"
"Well I say good ridence,"Naruto said as he chewed his noodles,"That snowgloabe brought us nothing but trouble."
"I guess that's true." Sakura agreed,"We should make sure it never bothers anyone again."
Naruto pulled out the snowgloabe, and threw it on the ground. Nothing happend. Naruto stepped on it. Nothing happened. He continued to stomp on it.
"The stupid thing won't die!" He shouted.
"Why don't we just bury it or somethting?"
"Ok."
So that's what they did. Naruto and Sakura buried the snowgloabe right there in Shino's back yard.
Little did they know, Shino moved out of that house a few years later. The basement was filled up, and the house was sold.
One day, a young teenage naruto-fanfiction author (who moved into the house) was trying out her new metal detecter in her backyard. She found something that probably should have stayed buried...
THE END! (or is it? dun dun dun!)