Disclaimer: Nope, I am not Jo Rowling. Oh well…I like the title, "Obsessed Fan Girl Better"…

"Ow."

"Shut up, Sirius, I'm trying to study." Snapped Remus.

Sirius glared at him.

"I'm in pain here, you all you want to do is study!!" Sirius snapped.

"Yes, well…" Remus muttered, his eyes never leaving the page he was reading (How to Survive Friends With Names After Constellations).

Sirius crossed his arms over his chest and glared at Remus some more. When Remus still didn't look up, Sirius pulled out his wand and tapped it on the book. Repeatedly. The werewolf didn't flinch once. Finally losing all his patience, Sirius pulled the book out of his friends hands and bellowed some random spell.

Laughter rang out in the Common Room at the after math of Sirius' spell.

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"So, Moony, when's the baby due?" James asked.

"Shut up!" Remus snapped, but instinctively rubbed his very full belly. Lily giggled. Remus glared.

It was the day after the Sirius had jinxed Remus. The group (minus Sirius who was hiding from Remus' wrath) was sitting in the Great Hall eating lunch. The spell Sirius had set on Remus had made him eight months pregnant looking, along with all the side effects, even though (well, at least they were pretty sure) there was no baby inside Remus.

"So when did Madam Pomfrey say that this, um, spell? (Here Remus glared) was going to wear off?" Lily asked.

"She said it depends…" Remus said stiffly. Lily giggled some more.

"So who's the father, Remy, ole pal?" James asked, his usual smirk gracing his face. Lily, Alice and Peter all burst into loud giggles. "You should have remembered to use protection! Remember, 'Before you think-ie, wrap your winkie!'" James continued.

Now the others were in full-fledged laughing. Remus slammed the book he was reading shut and stormed away from the Gryffindor table.

"Swing those hips!" Alice yelled.

"Yeah, Sexy!" Lily yelled.

James rolled his eyes at the two, but let it be.

.xXx.

Poor Remus. James said he got morning sickness. –LE

Aw...poor chap, but shouldn't he be over all that since he's eight months preggers? –Alice

Normally a women/man (in this type of situation anyway) should be over it by now, but since it's a spell he's probably getting all the symptoms. –LE

Wow…sucks to be him! –Alice

Yeah, tell me about it. And Peter said this morning that Remus was complaining of tender…er…breasts. –LE

…wow. Doesn't Peter still giggle when someone says "boob" around him? –Alice

Yes, sadly. James said 'wiener' last week and he giggled…for an hour. –LE

…WOW…I thought that all stopped for boys after first year! –Alice

Same here. I don't think Sirius was ever afraid to say "boob". –LE

Please, all Sirius has ever wanted to do since he was three was SEE a boob. –Alice

I'm glad Hogwarts accepts people like Sirius. –LE

Amen sister! –Alice

.xXx.

I want to learn gaygraphy! –SB

You already know gaygraphy, Padfoot. –JP

Now that's not very nice! I really am "Sirius" about this!!! –SB

Oh God, not another "Sirius/Serious" pun!!!

What the hell do you mean by "gayology"? –JP

I mean like, where you know where places are! Gaygraphy! –SB

I think you mean "geography", Sirius. –JP

Yes, that's it! –SB

Is that the big book you have then? –JP

Ha, ha. Big book, big balls…It's all mine!!! –SB

You really are gay, aren't you? –JP

NO!!!! I am simply implying that I have bigger balls than you would ever hope to have. –SB

Suure, Padfoot. Sure. –JP

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"My feet are sore." Remus said, "and swollen. My back hurts too, and I can't sleep at night!!"

Alice stifled a giggle while Lily patted his arm comfortly. They were sitting in the Common Room. Sirius wasn't with them this time either; he was sitting with some first-year girls. They were all batting their eyelashes and smiling at him. Remus was glaring at him.

"Thank God this will only last another week." Remus moaned, placing his head on his pile of books he usually read at night.

"Poor Preggers."

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Hey everyone! What's up??? I actually liked this chapter for once! And it only took me a hour or two to write! (With my attention span it takes a couple of days). Anyway, as you all know, last week I had the reviews answered at the bottom of the chapter…So, I figured since it took so long to write, I'll do it every other chapter…Is that OK with you all? I hope so…

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