Hello everyone! This is the new chapter to "The Ice Master's New Problems. This chapter is not all that serious, but I guess it's ok. Anyways please READ & REVIEW.
Chapter 4: New Captain.
Hitsugaya was sitting in his office, drinking tea. All the paperwork was finally done! This called for celebration in Matsumoto's case, but he had better things to do than getting drunk and feeling horrible the next day. It had been about a month since that captains' meeting and everyone was getting used to it. Hitsugaya was interested in what kind of person Ryuzaki Suiran was like. After, all she is Hinamori's captain now. He decided to pay a little visit to the 5th division. "Hey Matsumoto!" He searched her messy room for a blonde-orange head. Forget it. He was going to inform her that all the paperwork is finished, but since there was no one there, it didn't matter. He headed towards the 5th division.
Even on his way there he saw that a bunch of shinigami girls were heading there. Suiran seemed to be idolized by all female shinigami ever since the 4th company girl stated how "cool" she was when she rescued her. Hitsugaya sighed at the mess. This was why he had finally got rid of most of the annoying fan-letters. They all went to Suiran. He was going to have to thank her for that. He finally entered the 5th division office. Suiran and Hinamori didn't notice that he had come in. They were doing something that he guessed as "girl stuff".
"Ok Momo-chan, pour some of your reiatsu into these cards," said Suiran.
"Um ok," Hinamori replied. She concentrated hard on the piece of paper which had a lot of weird markings on them. Then, as if it was a trick, new markings started to appear. "Ok what now?" She looked a little confused.
"Ok this is your fortune," whispered Suiran. "It is said that you will meet him on a battle-"
"What are you doing?" came a call from Hitsugaya. He couldn't believe that the whole entire time, they didn't notice him. Whatever they are doing, must be very interesting.
"Hi-hi-hi-hitsugaya-kun!" stammered Hinamori. For some reason she was deeply red.
"Hello Hitsugaya-taicho!" as always, Suiran was cheerful. "We were just-" Before she could say anything Hinamori cupped her hands over her mouth.
"Um, we weren't doing anything special. Just a little card game right Suiran-chan?"
"Oh sure," Suiran rolled her eyes. Hinamori was as red as a tomato.
"Whatever," said Hitsugaya, "Anyways, these letters were in your mailbox, Ryuzaki-taicho." He had brought a whole stack of fan-letters.
"Oh those letters again?" Suiran looked amused. "I'm so glad they like me already! Ok Momo-chan! Time to start reading." Hinamori and Suiran immediately started reading the letters. Hitsugaya looked at Suiran's desk and saw that there was no paperwork there. He looked under the couch to see if there were any, but it was clean. He turned towards Suiran.
"Where is all your paperwork?" he asked.
"Oh those?" came a reply from Suiran. "I finished them in about 2 hours with the help of Momo-chan. Well, more importantly these letters." She turned back towards the pile and started reading. Hitsugaya let out a sigh. Then Hinamori started laughing. "Momo-chan what's wrong?"
"Oh come here Suiran-chan and Hitsugaya-kun!" They rushed to where she was. "Look at what this letter says. It's from Ayasegawa Yumichika, 5th seat of 11th division." It said:
Dear Ryuzaki Taichou,
I would like to ask why you are so beautiful and strong. Even our taichou wants to fight you. I still believe that I am more beautiful than you and the Zaraki-Taichou is stronger than you. There is nothing that is more beautiful than I.
From Ayasegawa Yumichika.
P.S. Come to the 11th division when you read this letter! Let's have a battle on who's more beautiful.
Suiran started laughing hysterically, "What the! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Hinamori continued, "And look at the envelope." On the envelope, it said: from a gay narccist aka. Funny-eyebrows-chan. "Yachiru and Ikkaku wrote this!" She was crying from laughter.
Hitsugaya couldn't hold it anymore, "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Suiran and Hinamori stared at a laughing Hitsugaya.
"Shiro-chan!" yelled Hinamori. "I never knew you could laugh!" Hitsugaya stopped laughing and turned away. Hinamori chuckled at her friend's denial.
"Well, anyways I think we should take a break from these letters and head to the 11th division. After all we were invited," said Suiran. She headed out and Hitsugaya and Hinamori followed her. I wonder if she will turn dangerous again.
10 minutes later: At the 11th division
"Yo people!" yelled Suiran, "So where's the gay narccist aka Funny-eyebrows chan!" Everyone started laughing, except of course for Yumichika and Hitsugaya. Yumichika took his sword out and pointed it at Yachiru and Ikkaku.
"Ikkaku! Fuku-taichou!" Yumichika was turning red "How dare youuuuuu!"
"Calm down Ayasegawa-san," said Hinamori softly.
"Well anyways!" started Yachiru, "Since Yumi-chan thinks he's the most beautiful in the world, we are here to day for a little contest! We will all vote on who is more beautiful, Suisui or Yumi-chan!" A loud applause from the 11th division shinigami. "Ok! These are the three events:
1. Just a vote on who is more beautiful
2. Dance
3. Sword Play" Loud applause once again.
Well the first event was just a simple vote on who is more beautiful. Yumichika turned around in a little twirl and winked, obviously disgusting everyone else. Hitsugaya actually turned blue. Everyone turned in their votes into two boxes while Yumichika and Suiran had blindfolds around their eyes. After 5 minutes they were allowed to open their eyes.
"OKKKKK! Time to announce the results!" Yachiru counted the votes in each box. "Anyways the difference in votes is 499." Everyone was fighting their laughter down
desperately. "Winner is Ryuzaki Suiran!" Well that's kind of obvious, thought Hitsugaya. Suiran bowed a little.
"Thankyou!" a wide smile. All 11th division members stared at her. Including those 6 shinigami that had received a scolding from her before.
"Next up is a dance! Contestants please enter the room prepared for this event!" Yachiru removed the curtains to another room. It was filled with beautiful kimonos and other types of dresses. An OOOOOOOOOOOOOO came from the crowd. Suiran and Yumichika both went in and picked out two dresses and went in separate rooms.
"I think that Ryuzaki-Taichou will win this again."
"No, this depends on how beautiful the dance is, not the person."
"I know that Yumichika did ballet before."
"Really? He really is gay!"
Then, Yumichika came out with a guy ballerina costume. He did a little dance, surprising everyone with his flexibility. When he bowed, everyone reluctantly clapped. "Thank you, Thank you!" Then Suiran came out with a kimono and did a dance of mikos. She moved slowly, but elegantly and her fans reflected the beauty of her dance. As a finish she suddenly produced a pile of sakura petals to appear and danced in them. It was splendid. Even Hitsugaya was captured by it. Kuchiki-Taichou would love this.
"She's awesome," whispered Hinamori. I wish I was like her. I mean she's strong, beautiful, kind, and well, perfect! If I was like her, will Hitsugaya-kun like me more? Everyone already knew the results of this match. She obviously won. Yumichika looked like he was about to explode.
"Ok, anyways the last one is swordplay!" yelled Yachiru. "By the way whoever wins this one wins the whole contest! Ok Suisui you're-"
"HOLD ON A SECOND!" Everyone felt a shiver go up their spine. It was Zaraki-Taichou. "I demand that I get to fight her!" Suiran turned around to look at a burning Zaraki. "She looks as good as Ichigo." He took his sword out.
"Yaaayyy! Ken-chan's going to have fun!"
"Um, Zaraki-Taichou," said Suiran. "I know that you are a homicidal I-love-killing-people-for-no-reason-at-all kind of person, but I think we should at least use wooden swords. Also, how about whoever gets to hit the other's head first wins?"
"HELL NO!" Zaraki was definitely on killing fire. "WHY SHOULD FIGHTS BE WITHOUT BLOOD!"
"Well, Ken-chan she's got a point," stated Yachiru. "Ok Baldy, bring us two wooden swords!" Ikkaku looked like he was ready to kill her. Can't do that in front of Taichou. He cursed his luck and came back with two wooden swords. Hitsugaya was actually going to enjoy this, but Hinamori looked really anxious. Suiran and Zaraki both took their stance. They had her bokutous (wooden sword) over their shoulders. "Ready? FIGHT!"
"HERE I GO WOMAN!" Zaraki charged at her. But then she disappeared. "WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GO?"
"Over here!" Zaraki looked up to see Suiran flat on the ceiling. "Well that was quite dangerous!" She rubbed her head. "Even though we are fighting with bokutous, that could've killed a normal person." She smiled at him. "You should be a little less violent."
"That's not my style woman." This time he directly aimed for her head. She blocked it with her bokuto. "That's not going to help you at all." He pushed down, just to find that he couldn't even push her a little.
"Well, what's wrong? Is that the best you can do?" Zaraki pushed down even harder. What's with this woman? Before he could make another move, Suiran pushed him with just a flick of her wrist. "You seriously disappoint me, Ken-chan. I thought the captain of the combat division will be better than this." With that, she disappeared again and tapped his head. "I win," she replied calmly. Hitsugaya couldn't believe this girl. What the hell was that? She literally disappeared. That was definitely not shunpo. Even the most advanced ones don't go that fast! Hinamori was completely astounded. Wow, I have the best taichou ever! Zaraki's face looked so surprised that Suiran started laughing. "Well, Kenpachi. I suggest that you do more training and don't overestimate your abilities. And," she patted him on the shoulder, "come challenge me to a real fight when you're ready." She did a little V for victory with her fingers. All snapped out of their gaze and applauded.
"Wow! She even beat Taichou! She's awesome!" This went around the whole room.
"Winner: Ryuzaki Suiran!" yelled Yachiru.
"Now, let's get back reading those letters shall we Momo-chan?" She turned towards Hinamori.
"Oh. OK Ryuzaki-Taichou!" Hinamori jumped out of her seat and Hitsugaya followed her.
"Come on call me Suiran." Hinamori just replied with a smile. As they were about to go through the 11th division gates, they heard Zaraki Kenpachi's scream:
"I WILL KILL YOU THE NEXT TIME RYUZAKI SUIRAN!"
The only thing Suiran did was smile warmly. "OK!"
Well, how was it? I do realize that Yachiru is kind of OCC and that this chapter is kind of lame. I had my mind somewhere else to be honest. I was planning on making it longer, but I have to do some work. My dad is making me do 42 pages of math that is one grade level above what I really am. I keep on telling him that it's winter break and that I've been needing a break, but he doesn't like to listen. Well, anyways he's already going to kill me for not working and writing this the whole entire time. Plesase read and review! Next chapter might not be up for a while.