A/N: Anyway…here's the second chapter to the You're Obsessed with Naruto When oneshot. I am so sorry that it took forever to update!!!!!! (I decided to take a break from the fanfiction world and then I came back and we all know that the temptation is too great to resist…ha ha) I promise that after the second chapter, I will start updating weekly. This oneshot is too fun to stop working on.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. The huge Sasuke poster, which hangs on my bedroom, is however, mine.

One last quick note, thanks for my friend ShadowWolfSora for help on the first chapter and thanks for all the readers who reviewed! Cookies for everyone! YAY!!!!! And now we begin…


Chapter 2. When Algebra Teachers Strike Back…

You waste valuable class time, especially during algebra, thinking about random Naruto things (etc. Who's the Akatsuki Leader/ What's under Kakashi's mask? I WANNA KNOW WHO NARUTO'S PARENTS ARE!!!!!)

You fall asleep during your algebra teacher's many boring lectures and dream about things happening in Naruto

(The algebra textbook is your makeshift pillow where you fall asleep on)

Then your teacher calls on you to answer a questions

Unfortunately, you are still in your little daydream, so you cry out, "EWWW…JIRAIYA!!!! YOU PERV!!!!!!!!!"

Then everyone turns from his or her desks to stare at you, including the teacher, who is extremely pissed off at you for not paying attention

In fact, the students view you as a source of cheap entertainment... besides the crazy English teacher who comes frequently to annoy your Algebra teacher

You have a desk in Algebra class assigned next to the window where you look up at the sky and the prettiful clouds, and literally space out when you should be paying attention to various algebraic concepts.

Basically, you go cloudwatching

Where you use your imagination to figure what the clouds are shaped like

You find that most clouds bear a uncanny resemblance to Naruto characters and things

Like, "oooh…that cloud looks like Deidara on a bad hair day!"

You report such discoveries to your friends, even the ones that aren't into Naruto or even in anime/manga

Your friends are no longer creeped out by such things

When your algebra teacher checks your math homework, she sees random doodles of Naruto characters and shurikens and the like, among the few neglected problems you actually copied down in your notebook

You didn't do your homework last night because you were too busy doodling on your math notebook at home

Your teacher gives you the evil eye and asks where your homework is

You point to the page of Naruto doodles and reply, "I was just calculating the projectile motion of a shuriken when thrown in the air with an initial velocity of 96 feet per second!"

Then she gives you detention for your "insubordination" and "irresponsible" behavior

Seriously, what's up with that?

Wasn't the homework on projectile motion in the first place?


Final Note: This concludes to second chapter of "When Algebra Teachers Strike Back…" I know that this a little short, but I promise that the next chapter will be longer, I swear! Anyway, don't forget to click on the little purple button that says go! Reviews would be greatly appreciated, thanks! And don't forget, you can also include any ideas you have!