(((Warning: Some of these jokes are references to Wraithal Discrimination: It's Not Easy Being Green on the bonus features for the first season. So, if you don't get it...don't worry about it. I'm sorry if a lot of these are about the Wraith and not the cast and what-not, but I just kept thinking about the bloody Wraith.)))

51. You have seriously considered joining Mensa.

52. You would like to see James Lafazanos without the Wraith makeup. (Thanks Beka.)

53. Nuclear bomb building looks simple now….

54. When you're outside, you duck your head and look at the skies for a Wraith Dart.

55. You swear up and down that your ancestors were Wraith/Ancients.

56. You have greeted some of your friends by putting your forehead on theirs.

57. You have actually…and I mean actually played Prime or Not Prime.

58. You've written words to the theme song.

59. You think you can speak Ancient.

60. You jump into swimming pools pretending they are Stargates.

61. You know what Paul McGillion sounds like without his Scottish accent.

62. Even though the Star Trek rule is 'the one is red always dies', Dr. Weir somehow has missed this. (Except in Season 4. That lady is gone, son!)

63. You're waiting for the episode where they stick McKay on a piano.

64. You've pondered why Michael looks different from the other Wraith who were turned into humans.

65. You've seriously considered dyeing your hair white. If that's possible….

66. You look at your friends and decide who the gene inoculation would work on and who would be left out.

67. You hate the military because of how they treat scientists.

68. Sometimes you're convinced that you saw a shadow and Wraith are near by.

69. You can sense the Wraith's presence.

Some added by Espiritu:

70. You expect your car to respond to your thoughts.
71. You've become addicted to power bars.
72. Snark is a way of life.
73. Writing and reading far too many Shep whump stories.
74. You call elevators transporters.
75. When you dial the last digit in a phone number you think chevron 7 is locked.

From Lanthir1:

76. You spend time converting your friends to Stargate Atlantis
77. Every new pet you get ends up being named after a Stargate Atlantis character.
78. You have no social life on Friday nights outside of your house because you have to watch SGA.
79. You know a toddler named Rodney and can't help but see McKay in him.

80. Gordon the Wraith is your favorite. And you're never too tired of seeing him appear and die over and over and over again.

81. Dude, the T1000 was on the Atlantis pilot. Agent Doggit….Sorry, I'm just being a nerd now.

82. You've googled Stargate: Atlantis like a billion times and you've been to You want to join the Wraith bike riding gang.

84. Where does David Hewlett get those lollypops? Where?

85. You've incorporated words like 'bloody' and 'lads' into your vocabulary.

86. You make bets with yourself on who is going to screw up the next off world mission.

87. You have used IMDB to find just about everything else the Atlantis cast has worked on.

88. You've imagined the big Wraith with the masks getting confused and bumping into each other because they can't see.

89. You thought the Wraith were kinda hot when they turned into humans…(#50 again)

90. You have either seen or would really like to see A Dog's Breakfast. (It's a comedy that David Hewlett directed and it stars some of the people from Atlantis.)

91. In remembrance of Ford you've started badly naming things.

92. Nanites live in your brain…for some reason they haven't killed you yet.

93. You know what EMP stands for. (Really any nerd should know that)

94. You're blindly convinced that Carson is coming back…he is.

95. You've had debates on whether Sam Carter is smarter than Rodney McKay.

96. You try to turn the lights on in your house…mentally.

97. Stargate Atlantis has made you cry a lot more than you'd care to admit.

98. Sometimes you pretend that your car is cloaked and no one can see you.

99. You can quote some of the funniest lines from the show. Such classics as:

What am I MacGyver!?

Oh my God; he is Kirk!

We're in another Galaxy. How much more out can you get? (Please give me some more of these. I'd love to post a bunch of quotes)

100. No matter what happens in Season 4 and no matter what you hear over the internet, you will remain devoted to Stargate: Atlantis. tear I'm so proud of you.