This chapter is sort of dedicated to PacWoman for that wonderful idea. Also to all of you who voted professor Banner which I shall name at the end.

By the way I have tons of reviews saying that they were the voices on the phone. The funny part is you could be! I don't know who was on the phone; the idea just came to me when I say the commercial of Scary Movie4. So practically anybody could be it. Ain't it funny?

"-And that is how fusion was first attempted. Any questions?" Professor Banner asked his class.

"I have one!" Jaden raised his hand.

"Ah…Jaden this is a first, you're actually raising your hand. Well go ahead."

"Where do babies come from?"

The class froze.

Crickets were chirping.

But did Jaden noticed? Nope!

"So do any of you know? Huh? Huh? Huh?" He asked as Alexis and Syrus slapped their foreheads mumbling 'I should've seen this coming'

After a period of silence Professor Banner clapped his hands. "Okay everyone class is dismissed early. Jaden meet me after class."

Jaden grinned. "Great, so you'll tell me?"

"Of course we wouldn't want a student like you to be hidden from the wonders of the world." Professor returned the grin with a sadistic smile. Every spine in the room shivered excluding Jaden and Banner. But Jaden's dense and Banner's evil.

Outside the students leaned near the door.

"Um…You guys should really leave and be more respectable towards the conversation" Alexis said in a responsible voice.

The students showed no signs of listening to her.

Slightly annoyed, Alexis took a deep breath.

"ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY MOVE IT! NOTHING TO HEAR HERE! MOVE!"

Everybody cleared the way and tried to find a way to use their free time. Chumley, Syrus, Alexis, and Chazz stood outside contemplating what to do.

Then after a short period of time Jaden ran outside.

Alexis was the first one to ask.

"So did you find out?"

Jaden looked at her silently. That was a change. He was quiet. Oh, no was professor Banner too blunt?

"Well…"

They all leaned in.

"I have to go to the bathroom right now so he'll tell me when I get back. Seeya!" he yelled running past them as they fell down anime-style.

"What a moron! I should have known he'd be stupid like that!" Chazz accused.

"Hey don't say that!" Syrus countered.

"Well it's kinda true…" Alexis started sweat-dropping.

"Not you, too!" Syrus yelled.

"Not that I don't think that your fight is interesting but what are you guys going to do?" Chumley asked out of the blue.

Alexis sighed out of realization. "He's right we can't let him tell Jaden. It would scar him for life!"

"That's exactly why we should let him tell him" Chazz smirked but was silence by the glares.

"Okay" Alexis started. "Here's the plan" She then whispered the plan in their ears. Not knowing that there were eavesdroppers around…

Scene Change

"Jaden, sex and making babies is a very simple thing." Professor Banner spoke and his glasses showed a gleam.

Jaden nodded attentively.

"It's basically alchemy with the mix with a couple holes, passion and se-"

"JADEN!" he was cut off by Syrus's voice.

"Uh… it's going to rain and we don't want to get wet so I came so we could walk together." he stated nervously.

Jaden looked surprised. "Really? I didn't know it was going to rain! Well sorry Professor Banner but I gotta go!"

He was about to go but a hand stopped him.

Professor Banner had a sad (false) look on his face.

"I'm sorry Jaden but this may the only time I could tell you."

"Oh…"

"Besides, I don't here any thunder or drizzling and if it does rain I could just walk with you." He quipped.

Jaden smile popped right up.

"Great! Now I can learn what it is!" he spoke cheerfully, the opposite of Syrus's mood.

"Of course" Banner spoke up. "I'll teach everything" he spoke in a suggestive tone.

Syrus's shiver came back and with a blood-thirsty vengeance.

Then out of nowhere an earthquake came. No, seriously, it was an earthquake.

"AHH! EARTHQUAKE!" Syrus yelled hiding under a desk.

But what were Jaden and Professor Banner doing? Talking!

Outside Alexis was mumbling "Damn it didn't work"

"You see making a baby involves sacrificing, a machine or item that can help with that and the perfect mixture of each sacrifice."

"Really?" Jaden asked.

"Of course and Syrus would you like to listen too?"

Syrus recovered and shook his head. "N-no I think I'll pass." he said walking out the door and in doing so getting 'kidnapped' by the group. What a team, huh?

"You see sex and making babies first needs a machine for a creation. The machine is a location, most likely a bed but nearly anywhere is fine." he first explained as Jaden listened.

"Now passion is not always required nor is a condom but both are preferred."

Jaden opened his mouth to speak.

"I'll tell you what a condom is later." and he closed it.

"You see everybody has a hole in them and the hole-"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A brown haired figure fell through the roof. You may know him as Atticus.

"Yo! What's up dudes?"

If you want to imagine his outfit imagine a wannabe rapper gone bad. And we're not speaking slang terms.

"ATTICUS!"

Alexis and Chazz yelled while Chumley just stand up. Alexis ran over to him and beat some sense into him.

Professor Banner stood up and sighed.

"Okay Jaden we have to discuss this later, everyone go to the Chancellor's office."

They all nodded and Alexis dragged Atticus out of the room.

Once they were in the Chancellor's office Alexis turned to Atticus. Half of the group (Being Chumley, Jaden, and Chazz) were outside waiting for them to get it over.

"What were you doing?"

"Eavesdropping"

Alexis nodded calmly.

"Atticus"

"Yes sister dearest?" he asked in a fake sweet tone.

"Are you going to tell Jaden?"

He put on a grin. "If I have to, I mean no one should be in denial of that fact and besides who said I can't get a little physical?"

Alexis nodded once more and smiled.

"Atticus, my wonderful big brother?"

"Yes?" he smiled back.

"Sleep with one eye open"

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