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Jaden smiled innocently while standing in the office of Chancellor Shepard who was standing right in front of him with Professor Crowler.

"Now Jaden, we heard from Professor Banner that Atticus became a flying rapper, Syrus and Alexis created an earthquake and all this because the alchemy of intercourse…" he trailed off at the end.

Jaden grinned. "That's so cool! When?"

"Just now" he answered.

Jaden gasped. "Really where?" and he looked around for signs.

Professor Crowler groaned. "Really, do you expect a child like Jaden to help us find the reason why half the school have been acting like zombies and psychos and avoiding each other like the plague?"

Jaden looked surprised. "That's such a coincidence! My middle school did the exact same thing after I started asking them where babies come from, which reminds me, where do babies come from?"

They could only stared for the first few minutes before Professor Crowler blushed and stuttered out. "W-what? H-how- How indecent! What kind of a joke is it?"

"Jaden, why didn't you go to the sex-ed classes?" Chancellor Shepard asked cutting him off.

Jaden beamed happily. "Mom and Dad don't allow me to take those; they said that I'll lose my mental innocence if I go."

"No wonder you're such a problem child." Professor Crowler muttered.

"What was that?" Chancellor Shepard asked directing his attention to him.

"N-nothing!"

The Chancellor cleared his throat. "Now Jaden, it would only be natural for you to take the classes again but do to the law you need the permission of your guardians and apparently we aren't getting that anytime soon…" he trailed of at this point. "Crowler, good luck!" and with that he rushed out of the room.

"WHAT!"

Jaden's smile didn't falter. "So you'll tell me? Great!" Crowler gulped.

"Okay slifer slacker, this is where babies come from." he said pulling chalk and a board out of nowhere or in this case, the ceiling. "The art of sexual intercourse is a very complicated thing."

"Really? Shin says it's just 2 people banging on each other but I never understood that…"

Crowler's eye began to twitch.

"Okay let's start again."

"Okie-dokie!"

Crowler groaned. 'Okay just tell him the truth and get it over with' he thought.

"Okay sexual intercourse-"

"Hey, why do they call it sexual intercourse, while others call it getting busy, or sleeping with each other?" he interrupted.

"Because they can" he said blushing.

"It is-"

"What if they can't?"

"Then they call it something else" he replied annoyed.

"Oh…" he spoke as it was the most amazing thing in the world.

"What if they-"

"They speak in sign language!" he yelled.

Jaden nodded. "O-righty, go on."

"Now, when a man and woman-"

"What if it's only men?" he asked.

"Huh?"

"Well I know that it happens if you're married or dating and it helps create kids and so far I always hear man and woman first. My uncles are married and they have kids, well they actually have two but I forgot to say that to Alexis but anyways, why is that?" he explained and asked.

"Because anything else is unnatural!" he slightly screamed. "Next thing you'll tell me is that you have sisters that are lesbians" he muttered under his breath but Jaden heard him.

"I heard that! A woman asked my aunt if she was one while pinning her to the wall and she said 'no' but they did started dating. I didn't get that, the woman was nice though, she's a designer like my aunt and sends me these pretty clothes and make me try it out. So what's a 'bi'?"

Crowler eye twitched once more.

10 seconds later…

"I QUIT!" Crowler yelled and stomped out of the room. Chancellor Shepard watched as the teacher walked out and Jaden pouted in the corner.

"Uh…Jaden you can leave now I have some business to attend to."

"But I still don't know!" he whined slightly but left anyways. Chancellor Shepard sighed and picked up the phone and search for a number.

In a place far from here…

Serenity Yuki picked up the phone. "Hello?" she answered.

"Hello. This is Chancellor Shepard from-"

"You must be from Jaden's school, yes? Wow, you took longer then last time." she spoke happily.

Chancellor Shepard was a bit confused at the last sentence but ignored it. "Yes are you his mother?"

Serenity laughed. "No, I'm his older sister. My parents are on there 6th honeymoon in the Caribbean and before you ask, no I can't get a hold of them."

He sighed. "Well, is there a legal guardian there?"

"Not, at the time no, but don't worry I already know the problem." she said.

Chancellor looked confused. "You know-"

"Jaden's been asking where babies come from, what sex is, and hell of a lotta other things. Right?"

"Y-yes?"

"We'll be there on Sunday so don't worry! Ciao!" and she hung up causing him to just stare at the phone.

He leaned back on his chair.

'Did she just say 'we'll'?"

And that's the last chapter! I don't feel as happy about this chapter's results as I do with the others but y'know. I guess it's because this one I rushed through and didn't plan it out. Anyways I hope you guys aren't mad at the slight yuri there. I just thought if I'm going to have homosexual (I don't really like using the word 'gay') uncles why not that.

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