Ooooooo denied again. How will Jiraiya bounce back from this one?
Pacing but and forth, Jiraiya was beginning to get jittery. Kakashi had come over on the request of the sage. His one eye followed his superior as he walked to and fro. "What's got your panties in a bunch?" Kakashi finally asked.
"It's Seiteki," Jiraiya replied
"Again?"
"It's not my fault. She got me all hot and bothered, then she just left me!"
"Hot and bothered? What happened to just saying horny? Are you getting soft on me?"
"No!!! Of course not!!" Jiraiya's voice became high pitched.
Kakashi couldn't help but laughing. "Your lying. Just admit you actually like her for non-sexual reasons." Jiraiya's face turned red. "I guess I do," he wimpered. "What am I going to do?" Kakashi went over and sat next to his sulking friend. "You'll have to do the best you can." A confused look went across the sage's face. "What?" he uttered under his breathe. Kakashi tilted his head so he could look at Jiraiya. In his sweetest most sincere voice, Kakashi cooed, "You should borrow Pakkun."
The Next Day
Seiteki was sitting quitely on the swing near the school building, she was deep into her copy of Makeout Paradise. Closer to the building, a heated dispute was going on. 'WHY AM I IN A BOW!!!" Pakkun yelled at the white haired sage. A nervous grin came across Jiraiya's face. "You need to look cute," he said. Pakkun just raised oneof his doggy eye brows. "Well, why does it have to be pink?" the puppy asked. "Don't you mock my decisions," Jiraiya scoffed, "I think pink is a very becoming color on you." Pakkun was just glaring at him. But with the motion of his hand and a glare of his own, Jiraiya had Pakkun going off in the direction of Seiteki.
Seiteki glanced up from here book."Awwwww, what a cute puppy," she cooed. "Come on over here, buddy." She kneeled down and stroked the little dog on the head. At that cue, Jiraiya came running over. "Oh, there you are Pakkun," he said, "and it looks like you found a friend!" Seiteki looked up and smiled sweetly at her persuer. "Your dog is so sweet," she giggled, "and he smells so good. Rainforest flowers, with extra body, that's my favorite shampoo." Pakkun started wagging his tail madly.
"Only the best, that's what I always say" Jiraiya laughed. "Awwww, that's so sweet," Seiteki said as she got up and kissed him lightly on the lips and, of course, Jiraiya went for tongue. "HEY!" she screamed, pulling away, "No tongue, just kissing." Jiraiya gave her his cutest puppy dog eyes. "Can we atleast cuddle," he asked, all the while screaming at himself: cuddle!!!! am I freaking crazy!!!! She smiled and brought him over to the swing, sat him down, and got on his lap. He cuddled up to her, not making a move on her. The whole time he was think how nice this was and how whipped he was. And with that feeling consuming him, he whispered in her ear, "I love you."
End of part three...i don't feel like writing much. sorry that chapter was short but i'm breaking it into two parts. see what happens in 'A Faithful Leap Part 2'