I had to rush through this chapter since I started this at 8:00 and started freaking out to make the deadline. So yeah, I hope you enjoy it! The beginning is my way of honoring both the yaoi fans and the non-yaoi fans.

"I'm staying neutral."

"WHAT!?"

The whole Yuki family sat in their bedroom peacefully-or at least most of them were was.

"I told you, I'm neutral to whoever Jaden goes out with. That's why I'm not participating in the whole 'matchmaking' thing."

Serenity pouted. "But he's our little brother! If we have a say in it then we should use it!"

"What if he was straight?"

A stunned silence entered the room. Rebecca sipped her drink emotionlessly.

"…maybe you should stay neutral."

Rebecca gave a soft laugh. "I'm sorry for that but think about it. If our parents were to come then dad would probably prefer Alexis and mom would definitely prefer Zane. It's the way the world works. They would probably be okay with either one, though, just to make Jaden happy."

Serenity sighed. "You're no fun…But I can't help but think you're right. Mom and dad both wanted a responsible spouse for Jaden. Calm, mature, and knows how to handle Jaden. They would both be perfect candidates. Aside from that, our family has been known to be good-looking and both of them are hot."

"Totally capable of creating good-looking kids." Layla offered unhelpfully.

Emerald shrugged. "As a bi, I agree with either of them, however I will say this."

"No matter how hot a guy is, if Jaden loses his virginity to a guy 3 years older then him, Uncle will so kill him."

Serenity dropped her drink.

Laurie sighed.

Layla hummed casually.

Rebecca continued sipping her drink.

Raito flipped through his book.

The rest of the room looked at her.

Nicole looked at them curiously. "What's the matter?"

Serenity started shaking. "Dad and mom's honeymoon ended 3 days ago…"

"So what?" Ebony quipped.

"Email travels fast." Raito answered without looking up.

"I don't get it, what's the problem is…?"

Serenity's aura darkened to a gray color. "I…"

"You…" Shin replied, trying to finish the sentence.

"I…"

"You…" Shin repeated.

"I SENT ZANE PICTURE AND SURVEY THROUGH EMAIL AND I FORGOT ALL ABOUT DAD'S REACTION!"

"...So stupid" Laurie whispered.

"So what did sis talk to you about?" Jaden asked walking side to side with Zane.

Yes, we're talking The Kaiser.

From some unknown source coughLauriecough, Jaden had found out about the 'little' meeting between Serenity and Zane. He was oddly curious about the whole thing.

Zane chose to ignore him. It wouldn't be good for the naive (and insanely cute) boy to find out about the survey. And pictures. And wedding plans.

"Layla told me that you're a candidate for a fiancé, but I thought that was Alexis? I asked everybody else about it but they just said that I'm lucky that my aunt's a designer and something about wedding dresses and ushers…Well, what did she say, Zane? Zane?" Jaden turned to his side but to his surprised nobody was there.

"Where did he go…? Oh better go put on new clothes! When did Dad say he was coming?" and he skipped through the door.

"So Chumley…" Syrus started. "When Jaden asked you where babies come from, how did you reply?"

Finishing his sandwich, he looked at his friend. "Well I just told him the same way I learned."

"Really?! That's great!" If Jaden knew where they came from then his family would go home and if his family went home then he wouldn't get blackmailed anymore!

"Yeah, the fish really liked him."

"…"

"…"

"…fish…?"

"Yeah, when I was a kid, my parents took me to the zoo and the koalas were having a baby so I asked them (the koalas of course) and they told me exactly how it was made. But we have no koalas here that are going to have babies so I used fish."

"…Chumley, can you tell me exactly what happened?"

"Huh? Sure it went like this…"

"Ohh…Look at the fishes! Cool! That one looks like a card I have! Huh? What's that fishes doing? Awesome! There are baby fishes! How'd that happen?" Jaden hopped from side to side, looking intently at the fishes.

Chumley cleared his throat and began his speech.

"Well you see a couple of months ago those fish went through a 'mating' season. The fish had to find a mate and a good one since they don't know the words divorce."

Jaden blinked curiously. "But how do they make the baby fish?"

"I figured you asked that. My father told me that when our bodies feel weird and hot while we're next to somebody we do strange stuff that shouldn't be done until that somebody has met our parents and we're over 18."

Jaden nodded seriously. "So if I'm in the mating season then I can feel weird and hot?"

He nodded in a reply. "Yes, but see humans like use, have permanent mating season so we could do it anytime."

"So I could do any time as long as he or she meets my family?"

"Exactly! Now do you understand?"

Jaden laughed. "Of course! This totally explains it!"

Chumley smiled, feeling quite proud of his clearness.

"I've only understood what half of everybody's saying! To learn about it, I have to truly experience it! I need to go through a mating season with somebody!"

"Jaden-"

"But who? Well I already asked almost everybody so it would be rude of me to ask them and it has to be somebody who's talked to my family…"

"Jaden"

"Oh I know, I should 'do it' with Zane!"

"Jaden"

"I've never talked to him about it before and Serenity really likes him! Thanks Chumley!" and he ran to the dorm.

"Anytime!" he yelled completely forgetting what he had just asked.

"JADEN'S GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY BROTHER!" Syrus yelled, obtaining the stares of others.

"Uh well…"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE GOTTA GO STOP HIM!"

Before he knew it, Syrus had dragged him across the room, only stopping to drag Alexis, Chazz, and every other friend he could find.

"Zane! I've finally found you! Where've you been? I forgot to ask you something." Jaden yelled, decked out with a new set of his aunt's Lolita style clothing.

Zane sighed deeply but he couldn't help staring at the boy. He really was too cute. Ever since he saw him duel, his part of his mind has always been on him. That part especially awakened in his dreams.

"Jaden, look you don't need to know what your sister and I talked about. It's our own business and I don't really feel like answering you questions on the facts of life."

"I know." Jaden replied innocently

Zane looked at him questioningly. "You do?"

"Yeah, I just wanted to ask something else."

Zane subconsciously breathe a sigh of relief. "Fine what is it?"

"Will you have sex with me?"

Yay! Cliffhanger! What a way to end a chapter! And I got it in by 10:05! (I know that's long for such a short chapter but my sister and mother constantly used the computer and I had to reread everything.

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