Hehe, don't you just love it when I get all pervy? On to chapter 7!!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. "Wakey, wakey sleepy head," an annoyingly cheerful voice said from the doorway. "The Chuunin exams are today and I know you wouldn't want to miss them!" Jiraiya blinked his tired eyes and stared over at Gai standing in his girlfriend's bedroom. "Kakashi told me you'd be here...like three days ago, I think (weird)" he smiled. "What have you been doing here anyways?...It smells like sex in here."
Gai's boisterous voice caused Seiteki to stir, moving the sheets that had been covering her head. She looked up at the very strange man in the room and let out a small eep. She hid behind Jiraiya, clutching him for protection. "Why is there a crazy man in our room?" she whisper. Jiraiya laughed at her statement and at the frown on Gai's face that resulted from it. "But yea," the young shinobi said...annoyed, "are you going to the Chuunin Exams or not?" Jiraiya sat up in bed and pondered this question. "Nope," he replied, "I think I'll stay right here." Gai rolled his eyes and strutted out the door.
"You don't have to stay here with me," Seiteki cooed...as soon as she was sure Gai left the room. Jiraiya smiled down at her. "It's ok," he replied, "I want to." She curled up next to him and they spent the rest of the day in each others arms...or atleast that's what they planned...
BANG!! BOOM!! Explosions came from outside there window. "What the hell is going on out there?" Jiraiya freaked. He looked outside and saw the city in chaos. "Holy shit," the words escaped his lips. After a breif pause, Seiteki finally broke the silence. "I think you should do something," she whispered. Jiraiya looked deep into her eyes, seeing the concern she had for him yet knowing what he had to do. "Where are my pants?" he asked defiantly.
He scrambled around the room looking for his clothes. He seemed like he was going to have a psychotic break down. "Where are my god damn pants!" he started screaming. Seiteki just watched nervously as he found his pants on the chair but still walked around frantically saying "where is it, WHERE IS IT!" "Uh, honey," she cooed, "you already have your pants." He picked up a small black box and began to calm down and smile. "I know that," he said. "I was looking for this." He walked over and kneeled in front of her. "Babe, I know we haven't known each other for very long, but it feels like I've known you for a lifetime." Tears began to form in her eyes, but he just continued. "I couldn't picture my life without you, and I know I sound stupid for saying this so soon in our relationship, but I don't care. Will you be my Kunoichi?" And with the final sentence, he displayed the gleaming ring to his beloved. He knew he couldn't wait for her answer, though. He handed her the ring and kissed her. "Give me your answer when I come back." And with that, he left.
End of chapter 7. Two things I need help with. (1) What should my next story be about? and (2) There is an alternative version of this story, should I post it? Tell me your answer in a review. But yeah, I going to be skipping alot in the next chapter because I am now caught up with the episodes and I do not know much of what Jiraiya does during this time. So, yeah, I don't feel like making up much and I definately don't feel like repeating what's been on TV, so DEAL WITH IT!!!