And we're here! This may be the second to the last chapter! Congratulations for reading this far! I also owe some of the stuff to the Try Wait! Team but all in all, it was my original idea! Sorry for the long update but I wanted more reviews!
"VOMA…" Jaden muttered through his drunken phase. He groggily read the flashcards as he laid 'innocently' on Zane's bed. It was a nice bed, a big one full of pillows and fluffy blue sheets.
So, it was no wonder that it took thirty minutes of drinking Spanish vodka; a part of Jaden wondered where Atticus was. No, that part wasn't the 'oh-I-hope-Atticus-is-okay' part but the 'I-wonder-where-Atticus-so-he-could-give-me-more-of-the-yummy-juice'.
Casually standing up, Jaden found his way to Zane's closet. It had a traditional set of the school uniforms but what caught his eye was the tight black shirt and pants. Oh…it would be fun to see him wear that. However, the thing that brought him out of his thoughts were voices outside the dorm. Familiar voices of gorgeous looking people.
"We've search everywhere."
"Obviously not, since we still haven't found Jaden."
Jaden? Oh that was his name! He continued to listen to the present conversation.
"Listen, Atticus is probably in his dorm and most likely didn't do anything. So go and rest. I'll ask his sisters where he is. Serenity has a tracking device. I bet she put one on Jaden, too."
A grunt, some defiance, and finally Zane turned. Oh how lucky he was to be greeted by a pair of fresh, chocolate, brown eyes that adored the innocent flushed teen.
In one swift movement, Zane wrapped his arms around Jaden. This was, of course, an OOC moment where shojo bubbles and hearts appeared spontaneously.
Thud!
Moment Over
Jaden's body dropped to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Which, ironically was what Jaden was muttering about. Okay…it was chocolate but I needed connections and I'm the author so I can say whatever I like.
After a long period of time or 3 seconds, whatever you think really happened. Zane jolted down, picked the light brunette up and rushed to his bed.
"Mmm…Voma means bad things…boys should not learn." He heard the youth muttered. Shit, he thought. Jaden just fell unconscious from the alcohol. Nothing life threatening.
…Not that he wanted anything life-threatening to happen. It didn't really matter, actually. The boy could survive thousands pf beings eating away his soul.
…Did that happen before?
"Oral for O…M for mutual mas-!"
Zane's hands acted before his own as he dashed to cover Jaden's mouth. He unconsciously touched the soft skin and even softer lips.
Really soft. Like silk-like. But he had more control over that.
"Oh…"
He had more control then that.
"Zane…"
He had more control.
"Pleas help me with my oh…"
Okay, he's leaving. He'll come back and-
"Uh Zane what are you doing here?" Jaden moaned oh-so-cutely as he rubbed his eyes. After all, that's what he always did when he woke up.
Of course Zane knew that.
"Are you going to tell me what it means now?"
He was just being his normal innocent self. Completely Normal.
Jaden pouted. "You're not saying anything. Are you mad at me? It would make me really sad if you were." He cried, tugging at his shirt.
Screw it!
Now, I like you all to reminisce on the past events. After all:
Isn't it how ironic how he woke up at the exact time Zane was leaving and he knew how cute to look and he knew exactly what to say.
What a coincidence!
It seemed almost planned.
Like Jaden planned it.
But that couldn't happen…
Could it?
No…Of course not!
If that was true then Jaden would be smirking like he was now as he was toppled on the bed.
Cue a long period of silence and the DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN!
Oh the irony!
Hopefully, Serenity was joking when she said she'd kill anyone who took advantage of Jaden.
"Oh I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you now! The only problem is that I don't know how! But I know it's going to be fun! So watch out! You better run!" Serenity sang sweetly. If it weren't for the word (and possibly the butcher knife she was sharpening), it would have been nice.
"Um…Serenity maybe you should calm down."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Never mind" Alexis spoke out of clear fear. Neat! Rhymes!
"Oh Zane, I hope you like the sea! Because after I'm done that's where you're going to be! Oh I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you now! So wait ten minutes then you'll find out how! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!"
"S.J.I! S.J.I! S.J.I!"
"Isn't it S.O.S?" Emerald asked.
"Yeah but this means 'Save Jaden's Innocence!'" Laurie replied sipping her coffee and typing. Why coffee? Because she (coughmecough) drank 5 different types today due to a scientific project on brain waves. Why typing? You'll find out at the end.
"Do you like needles? I'm gonna stab you with them! I'm gonna stab you and stab you and stab you again!"
"I thought you liked Zane?" Rozlynne asked out of nowhere.
Serenity turned to her darling family member. "Anybody and I mean anybody who takes advantage of Jaden when he's drunk is scum. They exceed in number but not in value."
"Which in her mind, describes men. Uncle Hiro taught her well." Shin remarked. He wondered how far Zane and Jaden was now.
So let's get back to them!
"OH! FASTER! OH!"
Never mind! Forget I even suggested that.
Unknowingly, Laurie grinned. Things were going according to plan. Not just her plan. The 8 year plan she began with-
"Jaden!"
Laurie jolted up.
"What! Who said Jaden? I don't anything about Jaden! Who said I knew anything?" Laurie panicked. Quite OOC for the OC character.
All eyes were turned to her.
She backed off. Dammit, Jaden's stupidity act was rubbing off on her.
Not that there was an act.
No act.
"I'm going to search for Jaden! Ja-ne!"
She ran past Nicole and Ebony, nearly bumping into them. 'What's with her?' It was weird seeing her so panicked.
"Gotta get Jaden, gotta finish the manual, and gotta get the hell out of here!" she yelled.
Speaking of Jaden, he waited patiently for the clock to turn to 9:00. Only 3 more minutes.
"JADEN! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!"
Surprising, him, Jaden accidentally hit the blue-haired figure.
"Ug…Jaden, why are you-?"
"Hyah!" Swiftly and carefully, he grabbed his stun-gun and shocked the student known as Kaiser. Sighing from relief, he placed by his side and walked outside (and no he wasn't naked)
"Bad news, I slipped!" Laurie yelled. "Is it 9:00 yet?"
Jaden nodded, understandingly. It was finally done! And nobody would figure it!
Nobody! And if you believe that word-!
"Ahem"
I feel like you guys don't even know me!
They turned to see Raito, leaning on the wall, fanning himself with an array of 3 disks all in different colors.
They twitched.
"Mind telling why these are labeled 'Where Do Babies From: Eight Years of Explanations' 'The Naïve People of the World' and 'How to Bed a Guy in 7 days?'"
Suddenly, the 8 years of work became a lot darker.
HAHA! I bet you didn't see that coming. I mean the beginning, not the end. I admit I never planned on making Jaden like that but it was the quickest way to end the story. I hoped you liked it!
P.S. Yes, I wrote the song Serenity was singing. I always sing it when I'm angry. It helps me calm my nerves.
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