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Chapter 2: And we're off!!!! (into the wild blue yonder)
The Akatsuki members were all in costume. Let's just say that they didn't look like ninja, they looked more like…what's the
word…street performers, perhaps? Anyways, on to what they all where wearing, Itachi was wearing a chef's outfit (apparently he always wanted to be a chef…an evil chef of course), Zetsu was dressed as a mime (he was even acting the part to), Kisame was wearing a … dare I say it, a dress (you know one of those types of dresses that they wear in phantom of the opera or what not. It was a light pink and white dress with small bows at the bottom), Leader was dressed as a monkey (I don't think anyone will notice him), Sasori was dressed like a gangster (he even had the bling and the pants hanging below his ass and Deidara was dressed as a pirate.
"Do you think this dress makes my butt look big", Kisame asked worried?
"Ai, not at all. You do look rather…smashing", Deidara said.
"(Squeal) Quite trying to look down my top you perv", Kisame said and with that remark Deidara was sent hurtling through the air.
"Enough, now let's get going. Is everyone se…Itachi is there a reason you have a pancake in that pan", Leader questioned?
"…"
"Well"?
"…my pancake, mine. Back I tells you, back…I have a spatuler and I ain't afraid to use it…", Itachi said protectively. (Wonderful grammer, I know)
"Ok, any way's let's go", Leader said, "Someone has to bring Zetsu".
All of them looked over to see Zetsu pretending to be a fish. Suddenly he was inside a box drinking tea.
"Yeah…I think he's capable", Deidara said.
"Zetsu (he looks up with that funny little mime face with the pink dot's on the cheeks)Time to go", Leader said.
Zetsu stood up but hit his head on the top of the 'box'. He bent over and felt for the 'door' then let himself out. Then he stood up and saluted like a soldier.
"And we're off", Leader said
And that's chapter 2!!! I know it's short but I hope you all liked it!! Chapter 3 should be up by tomorrow, that's when it get's funny!!! Don't forget to review