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Hey, so completely sorry for the late update. My computer's internet broke! This for me is like the apocalypse! So sorry! I wrote this a while ago, but I couldn't transfer it to my dad's computer to upload online! So enjoy the chapter one and all!

Step #2 to Good Hygiene: Please keep your feet and/or your friend's feet out of the toilet. My friends, this is a valuable lesson.

"Duuuude," complained Beast Boy, "I don't understand, it's your frickin' foot."

Cyborg narrowed his eyes, "And it'll be your frickin' head that I stick down the toilet once we get my foot out!"

If you haven't guessed by the dialogue or if you haven't read my Step to Good Hygiene, Cyborg's foot is in a toilet. And not just ANY toilet, but the one in the bathroom on Raven's floor.

If you have read the other story in my odd, yet entertaining, Bathroom Reader, there are only two bathrooms in this large tower. "Why?" you ask. Because who ever built must have relied too much on bladder control, that's why. So that is how we find our trio of Titan boys.

"You know none of us would be spending our villain free Saturday fixing the toilet if you hadn't stepped in it Cyborg," commented Robin, wiping the sweat off his forehead.

"You know what spiky?" shouted Cyborg grabbing the wrench out of his tool box from his place on the floor, next to the said toilet, "I'm this freakin' close man, I swear," he said holding his thumb and his index finger only millimeters apart.

"How would you like to be running laps around the Tower for 8 months, huh? I can make it happen Cy!" shouted Robin smirking, satisfied with his come back.

"Yeah and that's the only thing you can make happen," muttered Cyborg, "There's a reason our little alien friend is still single."

Robin snapped out of his cocky mien, "Wha-What to you mean by that?"

Beast Boy laughed from his place atop the sink counter, "It means you've fallen hard buddy."

Robin smirked, "Almost as hard as yours and Raven's little 'fall' in the shower last week."

Beast Boy glared, "I told you dude, it was an ACCIDENT! And she fell on me, okay?"

Cyborg laughed, "Oh yeah I can picture it now, 'Oh Beast Boy!'" he said putting on a girly voice and placing a rag on top his head like a hood, "'Your so strong, and manly! Let me fall on you and caress your skinny, nonexistent, muscles!'"

Beast Boy glared, "Oh Ha-Ha you're so funny."

Robin laughed, "So how did this happen anyway?" asked Robin referring the foot in the toilet.

Cyborg blushed, "accident," he muttered, and began busying himself with trying to physically pull the mechanical foot from the toilet.

Beast Boy laughed and toppled right into the sink, "Come on Cy, you told me, now you have to tell Robin!"

"Come on Cy," Robin prodded.

Cy looked from his comical green friend in a white T-Shirt and jeans, to his other spiky haired friend with a red T-shirt and khaki pants, "Alright," he said hesitantly, "But this NEVER leaves this room or else I will murder each and every one of you."

"Deal," said Robin eagerly.

Beast Boy rolled his eyes, "Dude, you sound like Raven."

Cyborg sighed, "Ok it was like this…"

Flashback

"Come on Sparkey," pleaded Bee, "can't we find somewhere more romantic."

(Ok now get your minds out of the gutters!)

Bee was sitting on the toilet as Cyborg set out a delicious looking dinner on the bathroom floor, which was light by candles.

"I know Bee," said Cyborg, "but now's just not the right time to tell them about us. So I don't want them to see us."

Bee frowned, "Why's that?" she asked with a slight edge to her voice.

Cyborg sighed, "I dunno, it's just whenever two people announce their dating they seem to drift farther apart. Look at Kid Flash and Jinx. They went to the State Penn, for fighting one another."

Bee rolled her eyes, "That's Penn State Sparkey! And their teaching self defense classes!"

Cy sweat dropped, "Uh, heh, bad example then…"

"Sparkey," said Bee briskly, "C'mon you seriously think you're gonna lose me to Aqualad, or something?" She said sitting down on the floor next to him.

Cy laughed, "Nah, I guess I was being silly. I'm not gonna lose you to Aquala-. Hey wait a minute! Did he pull something with you? 'Cause if he tries anything, that pretty boy better watch out cause I'm gonna -."

But he was cut off by Bee pressing her lips to his.

"Kiss me?" offered Bee, eyes still closed.

Cy smiled, "Yeah, pretty much."

He leaned in to kiss her…when he ended up kissing air. He opened his eyes to see a cocky looking Bee.

"You'll have to catch me to kiss me," she breathed into his ear.

He began to smile with anticipation, the thrill of the chase? I think not. I believe it was more of his prize.

She stood in front of the toilet, "C'mon Sparkey," she said motioning with her index finger for him to come, "Let's see if you're as fast as you look."

"Faster," said Cy, loving a challenge. He leapt at her meaning to catch her, but she shrank and flew away.

SPLASH.

…come on, you new it was coming.

"Sparkey?" asked Bee raising an eyebrow.

"Bee, I'm stuck," said Cyborg tugging at his foot.

And sure enough Cyborg's right foot was now stuck in the toilet.

He turned to face her, "I can't get it out!"

Bee looked revolted, "Well do I look like a plumber to you?" she asked crossing her arms, "I ain't touching your stinky foot."

"But Bee…"

"No way, no how Sparkey. She grabbed her coat and kissed him once more, "'Night, it was a lovely evening." And with that she sashayed out the door.

"Wait Bee!"

And there he was…all alone…with his foot stinking up the toilet.

"Aww damn."

Flashback End

Beats Boy was cracking up as he helped Cy unscrew a part of the toilet, "And she just left him there."

Robin held the side of the sink's counter for support as he laughed.

Cy narrowed his eyes, "Hey at least I got something that night!"

"Yeah two kisses, big whoop," said Beast Boy twirling his index finger in the air in mock celebration.

"That's more than you two!"

The laughing stopped there.

"Jeez, it's hot in here," said Robin stripping of his shirt and tossing it next to the sink.

"Yeah," said Beast Boy tugging at his collar, "Guess it's cause we're working."

"Yeah first time for you right? Doing actual work?" laughed Cyborg.

"You so funny," aid Beast Boy sarcastically, as he threw his shirt in the same pile. Beast Boy rolled his eyes and jumped off the sink, "I'll be right back dudes. I'm going to go get some Vaseline."

"Vaseline?" asked Robin, "How will that help?"

"See I figure if we put it all over Cyborg's foot, it'll just slip out!"

Robin rolled his eyes, "That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard."

Cy nodded in agreement at his abandoned limb, "Let's try it."

Beast Boy did an 'OK' sign, "Be back in a sec."

Raven sighed contently as she floated down to the main room. Today seemed to be going perfectly. She had gotten a full night sleep, she had finished her latest novel, she hadn't fallen on any green men, and she had taken a shower last night. Yes today was going perfectly, and a warm mug of herbal tea was merely minutes away.

She came to main room to find that the blender was out along with multiple lemons, ice, and sugar. 'Hmm, Star must be making lemonade.' she thought as she began to boil water.

This was just another perk on ever growing wonderful day. Star wasn't exactly the best cook, in fact the thought of eating Starfire's food often made one suffer from heart attacks or minor shock. But actually Starfire was fabulous at making lemonade. As ironic as that could be, she was.

Yes all was right in the world for Raven. She hadn't even been embarrassed since she had fallen through the shower curtain last week and landed on the tower's resident changeling. She was perfectly unembarrassed…

…we'll take care of that.

"Good morning friend!" sang Starfire as she appeared through the doors carrying a tray of empty glasses "Isn't today the most glorious day?"

Raven smiled slightly, "Yes actually Star, it is."

"Most glorious!" beamed Starfire as she began to make another pitcher of lemonade, "I am most glad that you have also found joy in this day!"

Raven raised an eyebrow, "Star, who's all the lemonade for?" she asked, taking a sip of her tea.

Star blushed and looked up from squeezing the lemons to look at Raven, "This is in celebration of the greatest thing I have ever seen!"

Raven cocked her head, "What's that?" she asked curiously, now Raven wasn't nosey, but this sounded interesting.

Star smiled dreamily, "Raven, on Earth I found many enjoyable things to watch. I love to watch the young Earth children play in the park, butterflies land on petals of flowers. I love to watch the movies, and the show of the fungus, but Raven I found something far greater to watch. It surpasses televising shows!"

Raven, now very interested asked, "What did you find Star?"

Star beamed and placed the pitcher on her tray, "I will show you Raven, come, bring the cups."

Raven grabbed the cups and followed Star down the hall.

Raven couldn't help but feel like this was her day. First this wonderful silent morning without the Titan boys, and now Star was going to show her something that sounded…well in lack of a better term…cool.

Raven wondered what it could be. Possibly something magical? Historical? Raven waited in anticipation.

They stopped walking.

Raven sweat dropped, "The most glorious thing you've ever seen is the upstairs bathroom?"

Star giggled and nodded.

"I see," said Raven trying to be polite, "Well this trip has been…very…enlightening but I really should be getting back to my tea."

"Wait Raven!" shouted Starfire.

Raven turned.

Star giggled, "It's what's INSIDE the bathroom."

Raven nodded slowly, "Oh…kay? The broken toilet?"

Starfire shook her head.

Raven sighed, "The sink?"

Star bounced up and down and shook her head.

Raven rubbed her temple, "Star, unless Edgar Allen Poe has been resurrected and has come to write with me, as he waits in…the bathroom. I really don't see what's so awesome."

Star took her by the arm, "Raven, trust me. It is better than the writer of most morbid stories coming back to life."

Raven sighed and gave up.

"Come," said Starfire, and she opened the door.

Inside the bathroom was Cyborg pulling at his foot which had gotten lodged inside the toilet weeks ago. How? Well Raven didn't really know, and she wasn't sure that she wanted, nor was going to find out.

And leaning on the side of the sink was none other than the Boy Wonder himself, completely shirtless.

"You came back with some more lemonade?" asked Cyborg, who got up, received a cup from Raven and began filling it up.

"Thanks Star," said Robin turning to face her, which almost made her drop the tray.

"Y-you are most welcome Robin," said Starfire smiling and blushing like mad.

Robin nodded and smiled at her, and him and Cyborg both went back to work.

Raven rolled her eyes and brought her voice down to a whisper, "Starfire I can't believe you would degrade yourself by ogling Robin with his shirt off. I certainly would never do such a thing."

In truth, Raven couldn't really blame her. Seeing Robin without his shirt on was very…stimulating for the mind. But she didn't think of him like that.

"I am sorry Raven," said Star hanging her head, "I will try and be more like you, no more ogling Robin without his shirt on."

"Good," said Raven turning to go out the door. Just then something green came in her line of vision.

"Whoa, watch your self Rae," said Beast Boy moving around her walking into the room. He turned and smiled at her, yeah you guessed it. He was also shirtless.

Raven, being the hypocrite that she was, began to stare as he handed Cyborg something, and she began to blush. Well,…he was nice to look at.

Star smirked, "Yes Raven I should try and be more like you," she said sarcastically.

"Shut up," muttered Raven.

Star smirked, "Beast Boy, I have made more lemonade!"

Beast Boy turned, "Thanks Star."

Raven handed him a cup.

"Thank Rae," he said smiling, "So you're Star's helper today."

"You make it sound like I'm three," said Raven rolling her eyes.

He laughed as Star poured him some lemonade.

"Cheers," he said holding up his cup winking at Raven.

He downed it, thanked Star, and placed the plastic cup in the trash.

"Thanks Beast Boy," shouted Cyborg, "I think the Vaseline will work!"

"No problem," said Beast Boy.

"Ya know Rae…" he said taking a step closer to her looking slightly down at her, as he was only very slightly taller than her.

Raven could feel a lump building in her throat as she looked at him, "Y-yeah."

"It's not polite to stare," he smiled.

Raven glared, "I wasn't staring."

"Mmm hmmm," he said, unconvinced.

"Besides, shouldn't you put your shirt on?" she said impatiently, blushing crimson.

"I'm working," he said leaning down so he was nose to nose with her, "Besides," he grinned, "You know, I'm too sexy for my shirt."

Raven rolled her eyes.

Beast Boy laughed, "So sexy it hurts."

Raven glared, "Well it will hurt once I permanently remove you from this world."

Beast Boy furrowed his eyebrows, "Dude, is that like a death threat?"

Raven crossed her arms, "You tell me."

Beast Boy looked confused, but then laughed and smiled, "Uh, ok then I pick no!" He smiled and walked over to help Cyborg and Robin.

Raven smirked, 'What. An. Idiot.'

"Almost there!" shouted Cy.

Suddenly the foot became surrounded in black energy and shot out hitting Beast Boy in the head in the process.

He glared at her.

"It's not polite to stare," she said smirking.

And to her surprise…he smiled at her, which was of course AFTER he flipped her off.

"Thanks for the lemonade Star," Robin said smiling at her.

Star beamed.

Raven took a quick glance at Beast Boy who was helping Cy clean up, and then exchanged a glance with Star.

Raven turned to Robin, "Well we're going to make some more actually, weren't we Star?"

Review! So is it good? bad? crap? I'm so sorry I haven't updated, but I've gone for an uber long time without internet! Oh yeah, and if I isn't too much trouble, in your review I like to hear the parts ya'll liked best, so yeah.