This is the third chapter. Told yah it would be up quick, or did I? ah well. Anyways hope you like it!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. I also don't own the whole hula thing...that belongs to the lion king!!! Enjoy
The Akatsuki had snuck up to the entrance of Konoha and were hiding behind a bush. There they spotted at least four to six black opps guarding the front gate.
"Black opps, I hate black opps", Deidara said. Then he turned to Leader and whispered, "so what's the plan for getting past those guys"?
"Live bait", answered Leader.
"Good idea". Suddenly Deidara realized what he meant. "Heeey".
"You and Sasori will create a diversion while the rest of us sneak in and snatch the fox, got it", Leader informed.
Deidara was a bit reluctant but decided to go along with it.
"All right, everyone ready", Leader asked?
"Yeah, just one question", Deidara answers him? "What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula"?
Everyone looks at him with a thoughtful look. Next thing Deidara knew, he's in a hula skirt and lea with a flower in his hair, while Sasori is next to him on a giant leaf with an apple by his mouth. To top it off they are right in front of all the black opps, which are now giving them a quizzical look.
"Me and my big mouth", Deidara mutters.
Deidara: (becomes very enthusiastic and starts dancing) "Luau"!
(Deidara is singing the normal typed stuff and Sasori is singing the stuff in italics)
"If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat"
"Eat my buddy Sasori here because he is a treat"
"Come on down and dine on this tasty swine"
"All you have to do is get in line"
(The black opps are coming closer)
"Aaaaaare you achin"
Yup, yup, yup
"Foooor some bacon"?
Yup, yup, yup
"He's a big pig"
Yup, yup
"You could be a big pig too".
"Oy"! (They both say at the end)
Both Deidara and Sasori scream and take off running as the black opps take off after them!! Though while all this is going on the other Akatsuki members were able to sneak without any one noticing them. That is until they started walking down the street.