"Lilly, what am I gonna do? The whole world knows I'm Hannah Montana!" Miley and Lilly were hiding in a bathroom, barricading the door, attempting to hole back fans and schoolmates asking for Hannah and/or Miley.
"You could always just live with it," Lilly suggested calmly. "I mean, how bad can it be to be a rock star?"
"Well, let's see. Paparazzi, everyone wanting your autograph, cameras following you everywhere, magazines spreading rumors…"
"Ok, ok, I get your point. But why not just live with it?"
"What? I mean, how. I mean…I'm very confused. Please explain."
"You know, drop out of public school and get home schooled. Hire a personal chef, you know. Live life like a celebrity."
"But that's the thing Lilly. Why do you think I was going to public school in the first place? Because I don't want to live life like a celebrity! I just wanted to be a normal kid! Before I was Hannah Montana, that's all I was. Just a normal kid. And when I became Hannah, I wanted to continue living life like a normal kid. The celebrity life was just too much for me then I guess."
"But that was then, and this is now…and right now, we need to focus on keeping this door closed!"
Lilly and Miley said few to each other for the next few hours, and focused all their energy on holding back the door. Finally, Hannah's body guard, Roxie, came and cleared the crowed away.
By the time the crowed was gone, it was getting late and Lilly had to go. On the way back to Miley's house, Miley brought up the subject of the wig incident. She knew she could go to Roxie for advice.
"Well," Roxie said. "You have a couple options. First of all, you could follow your little friend's advice and just be Hannah Montana. Besides, I'm here to protect you, so there's nothing to worry about. Or, you could just try to get everyone to see the Miley side of you, and only see the Hannah side when the wig is on."
"Yeah, as if that's ever gonna happen," Miley said doubtfully. "I guess I'll just have to be Hannah." She turned to face Roxie. "You never leave my sight."
"And you'll never leave mine," Roxie assured her.