Tseng aroused himself from his alcohol-induced doze with a pain-stabbing headache, his head truly felt like badger's arse, as Reno would say when he suffered a hangover, as he woke up he saw Rude mopping the trail of blood he left as he sprinted to the toilets, "Tseng, are you alright?" Tseng's eyes widened as he felt the acid licks of bile crawl through his gullet he shoved Rude aside as he skillfully leapt over the mop and dashed into the toilet slamming the door behind, "somehow I'm glad I did faint" sighed Rude, a groan emitted from the sofa as Elena woke up- her head throbbing in agony, "what time is it Rude?" she groaned rubbing her head, hoping it would soothe the raging pain in her head, Rude stared at the clock "it's only midnight" he turned to the mens toilet door and then to Elena shaking his head, "christ you guys suck at drinking! It takes more than a measly punch bowl of margarita to get me and Reno wasted!" he sighed in annoyance as he put the mop away. "Speaking of Reno, where is he?" she mumbled, Rude scratched his bald head, striving to piece together what had happened before he fainted, a smile crept on his face as memories flooded back to him, memories of that beautiful lap-dancer, she bore such an impeccable resemblance to his brunette beauty, making her more desirable. He drew out a black Dictaphone, pushing into the red button he spoke into the speaker "note to myself: finish writing those sonnets to Tifa" he released the button and slid the Dictaphone into his pocket suddenly a shrill scream emitted from Elena as the blonde realized that she was on top of Rufus! She leapt off him quickly and began to recollect what had happened before she keeled over unfortunately the only thing she could remember was her and Rufus bobbing for apples in the margarita bowl all while getting smashed as well, "I can't believe I slept with Rufus Shinra" her cheeks flushed red, "I wanted my first to be with Tseng though" suddenly a muffled curse was heard by Rufus as he pulled himself up from the sofa, "first of all, we did not have sex! And secondly where the hell is Tseng and Reno!" he snapped angrily, however his moment of "being the boss" was cut short as he held his head in pain, "my head hurts" he pouted childishly! Suddenly Tseng popped out from the toilet, holding a wet tissue to his head, "good question sir, where is Reno?" Elena snorted spitefully, "I bet he went off with that slutty lap dancer!" they all froze and stared at Elena, a deafening and intimidating silence wafted throughout the party room suddenly the silence was then shattered as Tseng held a handful of money and sighed, "I didn't even get my lap dance", Rufus scowled at Rude, "yeah, well she would've given me one if baldie didn't have a friggin' nosebleed". "Back off, she was sexy and you know it!" Rude retorted his cheeks flaring crimson, "like that Lockhart girl wouldn't you say sir?" drawled Tseng, Elena then slammed her fist into her palm "of course that trashy whore probably sneaked in here disguised as a hired lap dancer to find out our plans and then her bastard friends from AVALANCHE would've come and screwed up our projects!" she shouted in realization. Yet another silence drifted by, all the men glaring at the blonde, amazed at her deductive skills or not? Unfortunately her triumph was crushed as the men all began to roar with laughter, "nice try Sherlock, but if that was the case wouldn't she have been caught?" Rufus jeered mockingly at Elena, "that's why she disguised herself as a hired lap dancer!" retorted the blonde, the men all ceased their laughter and stared at each other. "We've got a long night ahead of us," sighed Rufus, the blonde, charismatic president held his head in pain hissing and muttering profanities as the headache became even worse than it was when he woke up to Elena's screams! "But first let's find something to deal with this headache!"