Ray and Kurt grabbed their chests in shock. Kurt turned purple at the very thought.
"How dare you?!" he shouted. Everyone else was cracking up. Ray merely shook his head in horror. Tabitha poured them both shots and they were getting ready to toss it back when Kurt got an idea. "Fine Kitty, if you vant this so bad…" Ray blinked twice before he realized what happened.
All Ray wanted to do was die when Kurt jumped him. Kurt pressed him down on the floor and headed straight for his face. Ray slightly turned his head, perfect timing and exactly what Kurt wanted. Ray almost started to crack up when Kurt started to do moaning sounds as he made out with Ray's cheek. Because of Kurt's long hair no one could tell that they weren't actually tonguing each other.
"Oh Ray! Kitty is soooo bad at this!" Kurt murmured. Kitty's gasp was heard through out the room as everyone stared in utter shock. Kurt grabbed Ray's butt and started to massage it with his fingertips. Any guy with a stiffie lost it and every girl that questioned guy on guy action lost her taste for it after 'seeing' the real thing.
Ray had suffered enough and shoved Kurt off, deliberately gasping for air. Kurt gave him the sexiest look he could compose which in turn caused Ray to crack up followed by Kurt who got bruised and beaten after Kitty realized what had actually occurred.
"You didn't even kiss him you jerk!" She yelled. Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Vhat? You vanted me too?" He asked. She merely took the shot meant for him and swallowed it herself, cringing at the image of her boy toy making out with a dude. Rahne uncomfortably looked at Sam who found his toes quiet amazing.
It was Kurt's turn to spin the bottle and it landed on Rahne, who blushed a pretty shade of pink. Sam gulped at the very thought of what the little perverts would make her do. Kurt grinned evilly, his fangs twinkling at whatever had possessed his brain.
"Truth or dare Rahne?" Kurt asked. Rahne curled her lip and almost cried. She should have prayed harder as that bottle spun.
"Dare…" she whimpered without thinking. "I mean truth, TRUTH!"
"No…no me lady…you have chosen dare, ja? Ja! So let's see. Vhat to do..vhat to do. I know! You have to give us a little strip tease!"
"I don't think so!" Kitty said; her cheeks red. She got ribbed by Tabitha who mouthed 'the plan' to her. "I don't care!" Kitty whispered, but eventually gave in at Tabitha's death threats and formation of rather large time bombs. "I guess she could give it a try…" she squeaked.
Rahne stood up and Tabitha pressed play on her c.d. player. Lil Kim started to rap and her unsurprisingly perverted lyrics started to play.
"How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?" She continued.
All the guys died twice. Rahne, not knowing what to do, began to do the robot incoherently continued on to the swim followed by the monkey; not really listening to the lyrics. Tabitha pulled her down and shook her head no. Rahne turned to see the girl's stare at her in pity, wishing that they were all in a stupor for her sake. The guys were busy trying to get back in the mood after such a horrid display of sensuality.
An unhappy, and highly embarrassed, Rahne spun the bottle and it landed on Roberto who sent her a wink before Kurt started to caress his leg, much to Kitty's consternation.
"Truth or dare Roberto," she asked quietly. Roberto picked dare and winked at all the lovely ladies in the room. "I dare ya ta..." She looked over at Tabitha who smiled encouragingly, feeling slightly emboldened she continued on. "Shimmy in yer undies."
Roberto stopped smiling at that, a warm blush spread through out his face; confusing everyone. Roberto had no inhibitions.
"I pass…" he said.
"Oh no!" Tabitha shouted. "You are so gonna follow this dare!" she yelled. Roberto looked at everyone and pulled off his shirt. He had a nice body and no one could figure out why he didn't want to show off, until he took off his pants. Covering his jewels, for the entire world to see, were a pair of tightie whities. Kurt immediately started tearing.
"I cannot believe that you vere those baby killers!" he shouted. Roberto got so mad that he started to fight with Kurt who ended up yelping as their beloved Latin lover started to get heated up.
"They keep me in place!" Roberto shouted. Ray started to laugh and immediately took the opportunity to pull Roberto's undies down. Kitty phased through the floor, Rahne ran off, Jubilee screamed as Bobby iced her eyes, Amara fainted and Tabitha calculated her fertility cycle. The party was over.
Everyone went to their rooms; some in pain and other's unable to sleep. They avoided each other in the morning.
Jean came home and started to cry at the 'huge' image that just wouldn't go away. She and Xavier were given sedatives when they went hysterical at the never ending picture that seemed to invade their minds.