Some Things are Just Better Random! (chapter 3)

Now that Shadow was speaking English again, and Sonic had the living shit beat out of him, Shadow and Amy were in Amy's garden, watering plants.

"That was really crazy back there…." Amy sighed, staring at the pink azaleas that grew wildly.

"Well…. Maybe I went slightly overboard…." Shadow said shyly, trying to focus on the plant seeds.

"No freakin' way, that bastard had it coming. I swear, if you hadn't done it, I would've." Said a girl standing behind Amy's little picket fence.

"….Who the hell are you?" Shadow asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I'm the authoress, dummy. My name's Courtney. I have been your biggest fan since I was in first grade. I dressed up as you for Halloween a few years ago." The girl said.

(intermission: Yes, my name is Courtney, and I was Shadow the hedgehog during 2004's Halloween bash. YAY ME!)

Shadow raised an eyebrow, obviously weirded out by my fangirl-ness, and I certainly can't blame him, because Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto did the exact same thing when I told him that I was his fangirl too.

A Gothic lolita girl with long black hair, a black on black, cute frilly dress, red contacts, and a little black umbrella appeared behind Courtney.

"Nice to finally see you Shadow, I'm Mitsu." She murmured seriously.

"Shadow, Amy, this is my buddy. A couple others are coming too. By the way, I gotta go, and uh, we all support ShadAmy, so here!!" Courtney said, throwing an envelope at the pair.

Shadow caught it.

"What is it?" Amy asked a bit suspicious.

"A thousand dollar certificate to the Holiday Inn. Go 'wild' you two!!" Courtney said with a wave as she walked off, and that rap song started playing.

"We chillin' at the Holiday Inn!!" the song blared.

Suddenly, different music started playing.

"I wanna love you, (love you) you already know…I wanna love you…" the song let out.

Dark red blushes spread across the two's faces.

After a few long moments of silence, Amy spoke.

"….That was awkward…." Amy said softly.

"….yes….very." he replied.

"BEANS!! THE MAGICAL FRUIT!! THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU TOOT!!!" Tails sang as he walked by.

"…You're still high?!" Shadow exclaimed.

"Yeah, he's high off his own fart." Cosmo said as she followed behind him.

"….o…k then." Amy replied.

Could this get any weirder?

OF COURSE IT CAN!!!

Suddenly, Rouge walked by carrying a delusional looking Knuckles.

"What happened?" Amy asked worriedly.

"Italian Restaurant. Good booze. Not if you can't hold your liquor though." Rouge muttered.

"SHADOW!! DON'T JOIN BLACK ARMS!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!! WE MUST ALL BOW BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY JOHN!!!" Knuckles cried out senselessly.

"Almighty John? Who the fu-.."

"…He means the toilet….." Rouge said.

"……….Oo"

"FREE LOADING POTATOS!!!!!!!!" Knuckles screamed.

"….what the hell did he drink?" Amy asked.

"Five glasses of Beringer chardonnay, two cups of sake, and five bottles of coke, caffeine added…." Rouge sighed.

"…Oh shit." Cosmo said.

Knuckles hopped away from Rouge.

"Nooo worrryyyy I waaaallllkkk…." He slurred, tumbling around.

"That's not the point…."

"DO THE MACARENA!!!!!"

Knuckles and Tails started dancing.

Sonic walked by with a bunch of bandages and bruises from the Shadow attack.

"…..How much did I miss?" he asked, a sweat drop forming over his head.

"….um…no comment." Amy said.

Sonic picked up an envelope off the ground.

"….A certificate to the Holiday Inn…..this is great Shadow!! Now's the time to go get laid!!!"

"YOU NEVER LEARN!!!!!!!!!"

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WE CHILLIN' AT DA HOLIDAY INN!!!!! LOL I was having a moment...Please Review!!