The Tragic Story Of Uchiha Sasuke Part 2-Enter: WAFF
Yo, it's me Vivien. Now our young, ugly Sasuke has gone to WAFF (Willington's Academy For Fast Food) and I am here to tell u just what happened.
Even though Sasuke's prom wasn't the greatest, wait never mind, his prom was the worst thing that ever happened him, he was prepared to go to WAFF with pride, and self-confidence. With his Louis Vuitton man-purse in hand, and all his luggage, he kissed his mummy and daddy goodbye, bid farewell to his brothers, and Mary was celebrating with her friends. (I hope this day happens!!!!!)
Sasuke entered the grand BWI and went to check in for his flight [I think that's what u do 1st. The person behind the desk was a hot girl, wait that's not what happened. Here's who was really behind the desk: The ugliest guy u will ever see with your own very 2 eyes. Even uglier than Sasuke. Psyche, nobody's uglier than Sasuke, but you get my point. Sasuke didn't think this way though. His eyes lit up with excitement, and he started drooling at the butt ugly guy, stating "humana, humana, humana." He quickly said 2 the guy,
"I like u," and gave him a wink. The guy started getting scared and asked, "are u alright, sir???" Then out of nowhere, Mariah Carey's "All I want 4 Christmas, is u" started playing and Sasuke sang along to the dude. The guy passed out. Although, whatever u do with the luggage and the ticked was done. Sasuke exclaimed "oops" and went on to the gate 2 wait for his flight.
As soon as his flight came, he went into the plane, and sat down into his seat. Another butt ugly guy had 2 sit next to Sasuke. The ugly guy's ugliness immediately turned Sasuke on, and went through his winking-I like u-Mariah Carey phase, and made the poor [ugly dude pass out. The flight attendant got really angry at Sasukie, and she decided with the other crewmembers 2 lock Sasuke in a closet 4 the 6 hour flight, no meals. (MUHAHA!!!!!!)
Sadly, Sasuke survived the tormenting flight, and went to the front of the airport to get a taxi. It took forever, cuz Robert's ugliness made ppl avoid him. Finally a blind taxi guy came (I don't know if this is possible) and sent Sasuke 2 WAFF.
As soon as Sasuke got 2 his dorm, he unpacked and fell asleep from the tiring flight. He slept through for five hours, until he woke up and realized he missed half of a class. He ran as fast as he could, 3 times around campus (he doesn't have a good sense of direction) until he got to the ridiculously large classroom. Because he was the last one there, he got the bad fryer, broken utensils, and the last seat, where he was behind this huge guy, so he couldn't see.
Sasuke's classes ended, and he was exhausted from making French fries all day. As soon as he got to his dorm room, a couple mean looking guys were in there already, cuz the stupid, annoying, idiot named Sasuke forgot 2 lock the door. They had a rope, and lotsa duct tape. Sasuke screamed like a little girl he truly is, and ran for his life, but a guy caught him. They tied him up to a chair, and put duct tape over his mouth. Here's their conversation:
Thugs: You're an idiot 2 leave ur door open
Sasuke: mmmmmmm!!!!!
Thugs: Well, I've looked through your stuff, and I really like this Louis Vuitton man-purse u have. I'm gonna steal it and have ultimate world domination!!!!!!! Monahan!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: he licks the duct tape off NO U CAN'T!!!!!!!!! I HAD ALL MY FEMININE NEEDS IN THERE!!!!!!!!!! MY CONCEALER, MY MASCARA, EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thugs: put tons of duct tape on Robert well too bad girly boy.
The thugs then walked out w/Sasuke's o so beloved purse. Once again, Tears spilt out of his eyes, knowing that this college experience would be just as bad as his prom night…