Hey there, thanks for the reviews on the first chappie, keep those reviews coming please :P. Anyway, here's the second chapter on Lee.
To 007al: I'll make Neji's as soon as I know what to put there. Kakashi's will come later on :P
To Kaori: No, I haven't heard about that skit, but thanks because you gave me an idea on Neji's part.
To Tenshi no Hana Chan: Sure why not? But you'll have to help on how do I do that? I'm not really sure how on this fic but you can share with me your idea:P. If you like those pairings you can look at my two other stories which has all four pairings there. Hey I'm advertising already, this is so epal, but anyway:o Oh yeah, we're both Filipinos, yay! haha, wala lang. Kapayapaan sa labas, did ya gets? Wala lang, I'm being weird.
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Last Will and Testaments of the Naruto Cast
Lee's unwanted possessions
After eating lunch, they went back to the random clearing on some random forest to continue making last wills and testaments. They sat in one big circle.
Kiba: Wow Neji, I didn't expect to see you here to continue what we started.
Neji: Don't get the wrong idea, I only went here again is because I don't have anything to do, and because Lee wouldn't stop pointing out the youth-ness of this thing, if there even is and wouldn't leave me alone. So here I am, forced to be here.
Kiba: And you Sasuke? I would most likely think you wouldn't come back here; instead you would be off somewhere brooding.
Sasuke: Like Neji, I was just forced to be here by Sakura and Ino, they wouldn't stop following and pestering me. So, sadly, I am here, with you, a bunch of low lives.
Naruto: Hey, we're not low lives!
A butterfly passes by…
Lee: Ooh, look a colorful butterfly.
Lee starts chasing the butterfly.
Naruto: Okay, maybe an exception of him.
Chouji: Okay, then, since we got that settled who of you guys want to make their last will and testament next?
Lee: I want! Please choose me! I want to go next! I want to make my youthful last will and testament!
Naruto: Err… um… Shikamaru, do you want to be next?
Shikamaru: No, it's too troublesome, maybe next time.
Naruto: Err… anyone else?
Anybody other than Lee: … … … …
Lee: I want! I want! Me! I'll go next!
Naruto: Fine, you can go next. But please, nothing on youth speeches please.
Lee: Now who will be my lawyer?
Anyone else: … … … …
Lee: I pick, hmm…
They started looking away, pretending to whistle some unknown tune, trying their best to not let Lee pick them for his lawyer.
Lee: I pick, Kiba!
Kiba: Why oh why Lord, have you betrayed me?
Ino: Oh please, will you stop the drama and get this over with.
Lee: Why does it seem like you want my turn over as soon as possible?
Everyone: Because we do!
Lee: Oh, okay, then, I'll start. I, Lee, the Green Beast of konoha—
Ino: What is it with you, other desperate losers like you—
Kiba: coughNarutocough
Ino: and very vain introductions?
Lee: Dunno, I just feel like doing so.
Kiba: Can we please get this on? Hello! I'm the lawyer here, I'm the one who's bearing this.
Ino: Whatever Kiba, we don't really care if you suffer. Then again, we're going to suffer as well.
Kiba: Good then, can we get on now?
Lee: Again, I, Lee, the very youthful Green Beast of Konoha, will gladly divide my possessions to four people, namely my beautiful Sakura-chan.
Sakura: I'm not yours!
Lee: Don't deny Sakura-chan, our love will stand all odds.
Sakura: Whatever.
Tenten: Poor Lee, all he can do is dream that Sakura will be his.
Lee: Neji, Tenten-chan (does Lee say Chan on Tenten), and of course, my idol, my mentor, the guy who gave meaning to my life, Gai-sensei.
Neji (in whispers): If he's the one who gave Lee a meaning in life, it must be a really lame meaning.
Lee: If any of them refuses, let my wonderful possessions be given to some youth-less guy, gal and/ or being so they can have the youth that the one I have given that possession to refused.
Kiba: Okay, so we got the people, can we please get on with the dividing? This is taking too long.
Lee: Okay, okay Kiba, you don't have to get all cranky.
Kiba: Cranky? CRANKY? YOU'RE THE REASON I'M CRANKY!
Lee: Okay, geez, impatient people. To Sakura-chan I pledge my 1000 sets of green suits.
Sakura: Why do I always get the stock or the collection?
Lee: Don't worry Sakura-chan, they're very comfortable and they're made of cotton. You won't have trouble moving in them.
Sakura: That's not what I'm worried about.
Kiba: Moving on please.
Lee: Right, my notebooks of youth poems, that I have youthfully created that is also very inspiring and youthful be all given to Neji. He will need the youth and inspiration from my poems.
Neji: If I need youth and inspiration, then you surely need some updates.
Kiba: Okay, we got that done, can we please hurry on?
Hinata: Kiba-kun, you should calm down.
Shino: Hinata's right, it's not like pressuring Lee to hurry up will actually make thing that fast.
Lee: Yeah, Kiba, listen to your team mates.
Kiba: Shut up Lee and hurry up!
Lee: Okay, okay, where are we?
Kiba: You just gave your useless 'youthful and inspiring' poems to Neji.
Lee: Right, so we're with Tenten now right? I pledge my squirrel (the one from the Chuunin exam), Youth (I just made the name up), to Tenten.
Tenten: Uh… thanks Lee.
Lee: He might be annoying and breaks all the glass things in your house, bites of cushions, and isn't potty trained, he is still sweet.
Tenten: Right… I might have just changed my mind.
Kiba: Okay… so we're done with your squirrel, now can we move on to your lame idol?
Lee: And of course, my very special teacher, Gai-sensei.
Sasuke: And what would Gai-sensei's replica want to give him? Although, I'm pretty much sure that Gai-sensei won't live up to the time that you die so the things you'll give him will be given to him.
Lee: I don't care, what matters is that I have some space in my last will and testament for him. Of course I will give him something very special, all my pictures of myself. They are very beautiful and I'm sure he would love them.
Ino: You're so vain.
Shikamaru: Ino, you're so vain.
Ino: I know that. But it makes vain people look bad when desperate losers such as Lee become vain. That's breaking the rule of vanity.
Chouji: There are rules on vanity? Great, what has the world come up to?
Shikamaru: Ino, you also make vain people look bad, actually all people who are vain makes vain people look bad.
Ino: What are you trying to say!
Ino prepares to hit Shikamaru
Kiba: Can you please stop your bickering and end Lee's last will and testament? Lee, your last words?
Lee: Let everyone be filled with youth!
Everyone: Again with the youth!
Gai suddenly puffs out, out of nowhere.
Gai: Lee! I am so proud of you!
Lee: Gai-sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei!
They hugged while crying then the sunset background appears.
Neji: This is so humiliating, especially since we're his students.
Tenten: Yup, you got that right.
Sasuke: This is such an awful sight.
Sakura: I agree.
Naruto: There's something definitely wrong with those two.
Everyone else nods.
Kiba: Glad that's over with, let's continue this tomorrow.
Tenten: Yeah, sure why not.
Sakura: That would be fun, Sasuke-kun, let's go again tomorrow.
Sasuke: Even if I said no, you wouldn't stop pestering me. So I suppose.
Ino: Okay then, that's settled, we'll go back here tomorrow.
Shikamaru: I don't want to, it's too troublesome.
Ino: Everything to you is troublesome, but I'll make sure, you'll come tomorrow.
Shikamaru: Great, just great.
Neji: Wait Kiba, I refuse to have anything of Lee's possessions, so may whatever he had given to me be given to some youth-less guy, gal and/ or being.
Kiba: So you're refusing? Okay, got that.
Sakura: Same goes for me Kiba, I have no use for such lame outfits such as Lee's green suit. May it be given to some youth-less being who has no shame in wearing such an ugly outfit.
Kiba: Sure.
Tenten: Sorry, I don't keep pets, thus I refuse the responsibility of keeping his glass-breaking, cushion-biting, un-potty-trained squirrel of his.
Kiba (mumbles): Tenten refuse, squirrel given to youth-less guy, gal and/or being.
Kiba scribbles something on a paper
They all left and went back home, leaving Gai and Gai Jr. a.k.a. Lee to their um… moment by themselves.
TO BE CONTINUED
So, this is the end of chappie no. 2. Did you like it? Do you have comments suggestions or anything you just want to say then tell me. Review ha! And tell me which character you want next and your ideas (if you have and if you want) for that character. Thanks again! Review please!