Okay, here I am again with Shino. Anyway, I hope you like this chapter. And by the way, thanks for all the reviews I love you guys! You now what I mean. I wanna give time to thank you guys for reviewing.

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Last Will and Testaments of the Naruto Cast

Shino's bugs

So they didn't have any missions for today and so the rookie nine and Neji's team, once again, met at the random spot of a random clearing in a random forest. Kiba, having nothing to do again and being forced by Lee came along. Sasuke, also being forced, came along as well. As for Shikamaru, he wasn't really forced; he was more of threatened by Ino.

They all sat down, again in a circle, they were sitting in a Indian-sit kind of way.

Naruto: So, shall we continue?

Tenten: Well basically we have nothing else to do so might as well.

Naruto: So who of you wants to go next?

Kiba: Okay, Naruto is done and thank the Lord, Lee is done. Hmm… (Kiba rubs non-existing beard) Ooh, I know, let's make Shino go next!

Naruto: Yeah, I would love to hear what he has to give!

Most of them nodded, except of course for the prodigies.

Shino: Fine then.

Lee: Pick me as your lawyer! I want to be your lawyer! Please, I was always thinking of being a lawyer as an alternative for being a ninja!

Naruto (whispers to Kiba): Liar.

Kiba (whispers to Naruto): I doubt that will ever happen.

Shino: You know Lee, I don't really need a lawyer, but if I must pick, then it surely won't be you.

Lee goes to a corner by a tree and pouts.

Chouji: Well then, who'll be your lawyer?

Kiba showed a huge smile at Shino.

Shino: Okay, my options are down to Shikamaru, Hinata and Kiba. Since Shikamaru already became Naruto's lawyer, he's surely out of the question. Kiba, I would trust him but not on this (Kiba frowns) then that leaves me to Hinata.

Ino gives a piece of paper and pen to Hinata to write down what Shino will say. Hinata nods.

Sakura: Can we start now?

Shino: Yeah, okay… since I don't have much things to give out, I suppose I'll just give out my bugs under the special care of some people I shall be choosing.

Naruto: Hey cool, bugs!

Ino: Eww, gross, bugs!

Sakura: I suppose very vain people such as you cannot appreciate the value of life.

Ino: Why you big forehead girl!

Sakura: What did you say Ino-pig!

Neji: Can't both of you girls with very big and loud mouths shut up and get on with this.

Ino: Who are you calling big and loud mouthed Hyuuga?

Sasuke: Are you deaf? It was you obviously.

Ino: Why are you saying that Sasuke-kun?

Ino had her eyes on pity mode while Sasuke was just there with his eyes closed and arms crossed and with his usual emotionless expression. Sakura grinned.

Tenten: Can we please get a move on now?

Hinata: Okay, um… Shino-kun?

Shino: Yeah, and if any of them refuses, may my bugs be placed under the care of anyone else asides from Kiba.

Kiba: What! Why not me?

Shino: You'll find out why later. Well then, may my bug no. 2983922, also known as Kiki, be give to Hinata.

Naruto: You have numbers for bugs? Moreover, you give them names?

Hinata: Um... thanks Shino-kun.

Shino: Don't worry Hinata, she's very friendly and you can have her as a friend and a companion.

Chouji (whispers to Shikamaru): You can tell if their friendly? Aren't they all the same since they all serve Shino?

Shino: Next, may bug no. 9275924, with the name given Jiji, be given to Sakura.

Naruto: Why can't you just give them their names?

Sakura: Uh... thanks I guess. At least I'm not given any more of useless collections.

Naruto: Ramen is so not useless.

Sakura: Whatever you say Naruto.

Shino: Jiji is a special kind of bug. Jiji is a medic bug, she can help you.

Sakura: Thanks.

Sakura still somehow had a doubtful expression on her face.

Kiba: What will you be giving me?

Shino: You'll know later. As for now, bestow my bug no. 823742 given the name of Fufu to Kurenai-sensei.

Naruto: What's with doubling the first syllable for their names?

Ino: And what can this bug do?

Shino: Like what Sakura said, a person who doesn't appreciate the beauty of life doesn't need to know that.

Ino stood up and was clenching her fists. She was about to attack but Chouji and Shikamaru held her down. Sakura grinned.

Shino: Now, fro Shikamaru I pledge my bug no. 75468543, but more known as Yuyu.

Naruto: Man, there's something definitely wrong with this.

Kiba: Yeah, tell me about it. He hasn't given me anything yet.

Naruto: There's something definitely wrong with you as well. Not that having a brain of a dog isn't enough that is.

(Naruto whispers to himself the last part)

Shino: You can have him Shikamaru, you both have the same personality, both lazy.

Chouji: Be happy Shika, now you'll have something to go with you while you're staring at the clouds and won't contradict you.

Shikamaru: Yeah I suppose, but I still have to say this is still troublesome.

Hinata wrote down what Shino had said.

Shino: Okay, nearing to the end, I give my bug no. 3143265, named Hoho, to Naruto.

Naruto: Okay, first of all, thanks. But, again, there is something wrong with this!

Shino: I'm sure you'll get along well, because for one thing, you both have big egos, second you're both very boastful indeed.

Naruto: I am so not boastful.

Sasuke: Yeah sure Naruto, hide the truth.

Lee: Wow, you really are truly humble Naruto.

Neji: Likewise, there's an idiot there for you.

Sasuke: If you're interested for another idiot, here's another one.

Sasuke pointed at Naruto.

Naruto: Hey!

Kiba: Will you stop it! I want to know what Shino will give to me.

Shino: Why of course, Kiba, my very loud, annoying, bostful, over-confident, slef-proclaimed team mate,

Kiba: Yup, that's me… Hey!

Shino: To Kiba, I give (Kiba starts to get really excited), nothing.

Kiba frowned; Naruto was ready to laugh real hard because Kiba didn't get anything.

Kiba: Why didn't I get anything?

Shino: First of all, I don't have any possessions that I will give out so I just bestowed my bugs on certain people.

Kiba: Then why didn't you give me any of your bugs?

Shino: Because, one, I don't trust you with my bugs and two, you have a dog, so having a bug and your dog doesn't seem just right.

Kiba: Oh. But still!

Shino: With that last statement, I now shall end my last will and testament.

Hinata: Okay, all done.

Chouji: Can we take a break first?

Tenten: We are already taking a break.

Chouji: That's not what I mean; I need to go to the store to buy more chips!

Ino: Must you really need to do that?

Chouji: Of course, a growing kid needs a lot of food.

Sakura: You're not a kid anymore, and those are all carbohydrates and fats, how in the world can that be good for you.

Chouji: It just is.

Neji: Yeah, let's just come back here later.

Shikamaru: Fine, but this is still to troublesome.

Tenten: Okay, let's just meet back here in 15 minutes.

The rest nodded. When they all left, Naruto went to Ichiraku's. When he was about to enter, he just realized something.

Naruto: Wait, Shino still hasn't answered my questions about his bugs.

o.O

TO BE CONTINUED…

Okay, so that's Chapter 3, did you like it? I hope you did, and I also hope you guys review it! And one more thing, starting the next chapter, I'll be changing these to paragraph forms, why? Because my friend warned me that this isn't allowed, and I checked and yeah, this isn't allowed, I hope you guys are okay with that! Anyway, review please!