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Last Will and Testaments of the Naruto Cast

Sakura, her Heart and the Bitchy Fights

And 15 minutes it has been, the gang met up once again in the field. "So who's next?" asked Kiba.

"Hmm… me I'll do it!" cheered Sakura.

"And the lawyer shall be?" asked Kiba.

"He's trying to sound smart when in fact he's not really thinking." stated (in a whisper) Shikamaru.

"I agree." said Chouji as he continuously munched his chips.

"Hmm," thought Sakura deeply "I pick…"

Lee was waving his hands desperately "Me! I'll be your smart, truthful, youthful, handsome, loving lawyer my flower! Lee, the green beast of Konoha, will gladly accept the hard duty of being my beloved's lawyer!"

Everyone sweatdropped "Right Lee… Uhm… sure, if you want the job that much."

Lee was overly joyful "Yay!" he got a pencil and paper from out of nowhere specifically "I'm Lee, the Green Beast of Konoha, reporting for duty!"

"Uh huh. Anyway, let's start shall we?" Naruto asked as he was excited what kind of stuff he would get from Sakura.

"I, Haruno Sakura of the nation of Konoha, a really great medic nin with undeniably gorgeous beauty--"

"You know Sakura, we don't really need such a long a specific introduction." stated Tenten.

"Yeah, especially when it's not true." laughed Ino.

"You never know Tenten, people might mistake me for such an ugly slut such as Ino." grinned Sakura, even Neji and Sasuke, inside, grinned at her seemingly good comeback.

Ino went furious "Why you pink headed witch!" Shikamaru and Chouji tried to hold Ino back from attacking Sakura.

"You can go on now you know, we're wasting time, especially since it's being wasted on your meaningless." said Neji.

"Okay, okay. To Naruto, my team mate…" Sakura began, Naruto got excited, but there was a long pause "…"

"To Naruto?" asked Chouji.

"Uhh… I don't know what to give yet, can I skip?" Sakura asked, Naruto was saddened.

"I guess it's your will anyway." said Tenten.

"Okay, to Lee, the guy has an undying devotion and admiration to yours truly," Sakura began.

"Man, I admire you huge imaginary ego despite it being non-existant. I mean, who would like a freaky pink-headed girl like you?" grinned Ino.

"Shut up Ino! Your just jealous because no one in the right mind would like a loud, annoying pig such as you." laughed Sakura.

"Why you," once again, Shikamaru and Chouji tried to hold her aback "I'll show you, you freak! One day…" Ino kept blabbering, but nobody bothered to listen anyway.

"Anyway, moving on to my will, to Lee…" Lee's face lit up with delight; once again, there was a long pause.

"Let me guess, you wanna skip him too right?" asked Shikamaru, Sakura nodded.

The rest sighed, Lee was, like Naruto, saddened

"I bet you just keep on skipping because you obviously have nothing to give, your stuff must be so damn ugly that even the owner, that's you, is having second thoughts of giving because you know they'd hate you ugly and disgusting stuff!" said Ino, and grinned.

"Yeah and I bet nobody would like yours just as much because they know they're as useless as the owner." Sakura grinned even bigger.

"Why you! I'll rip you into pieces…" Ino kept blabbering.

"I'll make you wish you were never born…" Sakura kept blabbering as well.

And they were having one of those bitchy fights, and the rest of them, knowing not to get in between girls who were having a bitchy fight, just let them be.

"This is going nowhere." Sasuke said, obviously bored as the rest.

"Do they do this all the time?" asked Neji. Shikamaru and Naruto nodded "It's a good thing they're not my team mates."

"Uhh S-sakura, I-ino, please s-stop." Hinata tried to stop them.

"Don't bother Hinata, they wouldn't stop anyway." said Shino.

After around an hour "You tired pig…" Sakura said panting trying to punch Ino.

"No way freak…" Ino said panting trying to punch Sakura.

They both fall down from weary.

"Are they done?" asked Kiba.

"Yeah, most probably." said Chouji as he munched on chips.

Lee approached the tired Sakura and started poking to see if she's still alive "You Lee, she's only tired not dead." Tenten stated as a matter-of-factly.

"Oh right. So uhm Sakura?" Lee began "Do you wanna continue you will?"

Sakura quickly sat back up and smiled "Oh yes of course. Now where were we? Oh yeah. To Ino," Sakura began "despite you being a horrible friend and such an ugly pig,"

If Ino wasn't too tired she would get up and start blabbering again, but she was "I give to her all my future debts; that she will have to pay all of them and deal with all the people I owe money to."

"Why… you! I'll… get… you… you… freak!" Ino said in between catching her breath.

"I'll see you try!" laughed Sakura, everyone stared, Sakura regained her composure "Uhh yeah moving on…"

"To Sasuke, my love, my beloved, the only and only owner of my heart--"

Lee sobs "I thought I would be your love, your beloved, the one and only owner of your heart?"

"Fat chance Lee. Not gonna happen!" said Sakura.

"If I own your heart, I would gladly give it to Lee." said Sasuke.

Sakura did not mind Sasuke's sarcastic remark "To Sasuke, I give my heart, my love, my undying devotion to him."

"Why do I get all the useless stuff?" Sasuke asked himself, and probably God as well.

"Uhh… I don't really think that's gonna be an issue for your last will and testimonial Sakura." said Naruto.

"Testament." said Sasuke simply.

"Testament, right."

"Shut up! Leave me be! And all my other stuff I shall give to the homeless and the poor."

"What about me Sakura? What will you give me? Where am I in your last will and testimonial?" asked Naruto

"Testament." corrected Sasuke.

"That's what I said." said Naruto quickly. The rest rolled their eyes.

"The poor need it more than you do Naruto, be generous for once will you!" Sakura said.

"What about me my beautiful flower?" asked Lee.

"You too! The poor will need it more than you will! Can't you guys give out to the needy for once, my goodness, such selfish people!" said Sakura.

"Says the 'unselfish' girl." whispered Tenten to Neji, Neji nods.

"And with that I shall now end my wonderful last will and testament." said Sakura.

Naruto and Lee sobs for not getting anything. Suddenly Gai and Kakashi appear out of nowhere. "Don't worry Lee! I'm here for you!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

And so the drama continues. Naruto approaches Kakashi.

"Why don't we have a relationship like that?" asked Naruto.

Kakashi eyed Naruto for a while "Right. I'll pretend you never asked that."

They both look at the two sobbing clones "Agreed."

"I hereby refuse to accept any of this freaky pink-headed girl's possession. Maybe all her debts be given to the pitiful man who will become her sad, sad husband. Though I honestly doubt who would like a girl like you." said Ino, regaining her strength.

"Why you! Like any guy would even dare approach an ugly pig like you!" said Sakura.

And then, you know what happens, they start the whole bitchy fight again.

"When I make my last will and testament, I would give back whatever they gave me, for so help me God, I will find a case that can actually sue all those people who are giving me all these crazy stuff." Sasuke said to Kakashi.

"I can't agree with you more."

"Hey, it's getting late, why don't we go home now?" asked Kiba.

"Yeah it is, let's continue this tomorrow!" Naruto said.

"I suppose, it's not like you'll stop bothering us to join anyway." Neji said as he began walking on his way home, Hinata followed him.

"Yeah, I'll go ahead too." said Tenten, who was followed by Shino, Kiba, Gai and Lee.

"So what are we gonna do with the two of them?" asked Chouji as he munched on chips.

"Just leave them; nobody in the right mind would stop them, especially in their bitchy fights. That'll just be too troublesome."

"True." Chouji said as Shikamaru and he left.

"So we're just gonna leave them there."

"Obviously, unless you wanna get in between their fight then you as good as welcome to do so." said Sasuke as Kakashi and he began to leave as well.

Naruto dread the thought "Hey wait up for me, don't leave me here with the two massacring females!" said Naruto as he ran up to Sasuke and Kakashi.

And so the bitchy fight continued for much longer, and God knows how the bloody bitchy fight ended up.

END OF CHAPTER

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